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My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
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I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
[complimentary] I forgot you were here
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
[complimentary] I forgot you were here
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(being mindful, centered and in the moment) man this fucking sucks
December 19, 2024 at 3:27 AM
(being mindful, centered and in the moment) man this fucking sucks
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the rack of the edna titsgerald
September 25, 2024 at 2:45 PM
the rack of the edna titsgerald
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We’re all waiting for a bad guy to catch a consequence that’s not “die from natural causes at 90”
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We’re all waiting for a bad guy to catch a consequence that’s not “die from natural causes at 90”
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Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune
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Never ruin your whole life
October 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Never ruin your whole life
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this is a powerful image
October 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
this is a powerful image
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(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood
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Can I come over and look at you like this?
October 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Can I come over and look at you like this?
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Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
September 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
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Trent Reznor backwards is Ron Zertnert. Ok goodnight everybody
September 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Trent Reznor backwards is Ron Zertnert. Ok goodnight everybody
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I'm way ahead of you
May 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I'm way ahead of you
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Buddhistly teasing her clit through her panties with a Starbucks gift card
March 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Buddhistly teasing her clit through her panties with a Starbucks gift card
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I mean it's a 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 funny that I pay a lot of money to cry in someone's office instead of at my house
March 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I mean it's a 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 funny that I pay a lot of money to cry in someone's office instead of at my house