Dennis Farrell
@dennisfarrell.bsky.social
Something Awful writer 2003-2020. Former 1UP/IGN/GameSpy. Developing a narrative comedy video game called Harm Other.
Three years deep in an intense play-by-email game of Street Fighter 2. All of my 500+ messages read "waggles the joystick in a random direction and slaps some buttons in sheer panic"
January 15, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Three years deep in an intense play-by-email game of Street Fighter 2. All of my 500+ messages read "waggles the joystick in a random direction and slaps some buttons in sheer panic"
Apple announced a subscription software suite (barf) and within hours the SA forums turned the terrible icons into Goatse with minimal effort
January 14, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Apple announced a subscription software suite (barf) and within hours the SA forums turned the terrible icons into Goatse with minimal effort
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Maybe he was mad because he wasn’t getting full credit as a pedophile
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Maybe he was mad because he wasn’t getting full credit as a pedophile
Isn't it weird that we all eat while laying flat on our backs but we poop laying on our stomachs?
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Isn't it weird that we all eat while laying flat on our backs but we poop laying on our stomachs?
American sporting events should replace our anthem with that clip of Krusty the Clown tugging his collar and going "yeesh"
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
American sporting events should replace our anthem with that clip of Krusty the Clown tugging his collar and going "yeesh"
I know you're eager to get out of the pizza business, but this rebrand might present a few challenges
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I know you're eager to get out of the pizza business, but this rebrand might present a few challenges
Classic mistake. You're supposed to remove that before baking the turkey, then serve it on the side
December 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Classic mistake. You're supposed to remove that before baking the turkey, then serve it on the side
I have a lot planned for this New Year's Eve. Fall asleep reading a Discworld book at around 10. Be jostled awake by fireworks. Lay wide awake with my life's regrets until 3 AM. Wake up at 3:15 when neighbor lights a single firework every ten to thirty minutes, which he will do for the next week
December 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I have a lot planned for this New Year's Eve. Fall asleep reading a Discworld book at around 10. Be jostled awake by fireworks. Lay wide awake with my life's regrets until 3 AM. Wake up at 3:15 when neighbor lights a single firework every ten to thirty minutes, which he will do for the next week
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
I wish I hadn't seen this Churchill watch by LIP because:
1. It's inexpensive but importing from France with all the tariff bullshit will be a pain
2. I simply must sue HP on LIP's behalf for yoinking that logo
1. It's inexpensive but importing from France with all the tariff bullshit will be a pain
2. I simply must sue HP on LIP's behalf for yoinking that logo
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I wish I hadn't seen this Churchill watch by LIP because:
1. It's inexpensive but importing from France with all the tariff bullshit will be a pain
2. I simply must sue HP on LIP's behalf for yoinking that logo
1. It's inexpensive but importing from France with all the tariff bullshit will be a pain
2. I simply must sue HP on LIP's behalf for yoinking that logo
They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the festive chamber.
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the festive chamber.
Starfleet General Orders do not explicitly forbid the use of food replicators to create human meat, which can only be interpreted as an endorsement
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Starfleet General Orders do not explicitly forbid the use of food replicators to create human meat, which can only be interpreted as an endorsement
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Countdown to this one being 404'd www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Countdown to this one being 404'd www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
It's time to give up if you were hoping Windows would turn things around in the next few years, or even slow down the decline
December 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It's time to give up if you were hoping Windows would turn things around in the next few years, or even slow down the decline
"It's time to buzz the chimney."
"This is what I call a present-rich environment."
"Damn, this kid is good!"
"Take me to rooftop or lose me forever."
"You can be my Rudolph any time."
"Mayday, mayday, Santa’s in trouble. He’s in a flat spin, he’s heading out to sea."
"This is what I call a present-rich environment."
"Damn, this kid is good!"
"Take me to rooftop or lose me forever."
"You can be my Rudolph any time."
"Mayday, mayday, Santa’s in trouble. He’s in a flat spin, he’s heading out to sea."
December 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"It's time to buzz the chimney."
"This is what I call a present-rich environment."
"Damn, this kid is good!"
"Take me to rooftop or lose me forever."
"You can be my Rudolph any time."
"Mayday, mayday, Santa’s in trouble. He’s in a flat spin, he’s heading out to sea."
"This is what I call a present-rich environment."
"Damn, this kid is good!"
"Take me to rooftop or lose me forever."
"You can be my Rudolph any time."
"Mayday, mayday, Santa’s in trouble. He’s in a flat spin, he’s heading out to sea."
Becoming the smartest human alive without knowing anything by responding to every sci-fi/fantasy book discussion on the internet with "hmm, I find the prose... workmanlike"
December 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Becoming the smartest human alive without knowing anything by responding to every sci-fi/fantasy book discussion on the internet with "hmm, I find the prose... workmanlike"
what I say every time I watch The Phantom Menace
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
what I say every time I watch The Phantom Menace
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if all of you gift your friends Hypnospace Outlaw on Steam I promise to someday make another videogame
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
if all of you gift your friends Hypnospace Outlaw on Steam I promise to someday make another videogame
What a bummer to see this from Vincke. People do not need AI to do any of that shit. Even the smallest, most repetitive, and annoying bits of the creative process are important. Replacing them with plagairism undermines everything that comes after.
I think it's nice when concept art shows the evolution of people's creative processes instead of a prompt, but what do I know
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What a bummer to see this from Vincke. People do not need AI to do any of that shit. Even the smallest, most repetitive, and annoying bits of the creative process are important. Replacing them with plagairism undermines everything that comes after.
Sitting at a computer for prolonged periods is unhealthy. Get up every hour and grab a snack
December 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sitting at a computer for prolonged periods is unhealthy. Get up every hour and grab a snack
The director of Oddity has a new movie with Adam Scott www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFmb...
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December 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The director of Oddity has a new movie with Adam Scott www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFmb...
When I was 12 my new friend rented a Genesis and Altered Beast. The first time the wizard said "Welcome to your doom" we both blurted out "Thanks for inviting us!" at the same time while turning towards one another in shock. Then we were best friends.
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
When I was 12 my new friend rented a Genesis and Altered Beast. The first time the wizard said "Welcome to your doom" we both blurted out "Thanks for inviting us!" at the same time while turning towards one another in shock. Then we were best friends.
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I'm glad there's a whole subgenre of greeting cards for gamers
December 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm glad there's a whole subgenre of greeting cards for gamers
The Queen's Domain devs understand that, actually, dithering rules
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The Queen's Domain devs understand that, actually, dithering rules