Dennis Farrell
@dennisfarrell.bsky.social
Something Awful writer 2003-2020. Former 1UP/IGN/GameSpy. Developing a narrative comedy video game called Harm Other.
If the leaks are legit, it looks like Valve went ahead and made a GameCube. GabeCube?
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If the leaks are legit, it looks like Valve went ahead and made a GameCube. GabeCube?
TEEURGE HUITAT MMUA
TURTLES
TURTLES
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
TEEURGE HUITAT MMUA
TURTLES
TURTLES
This is why you should only dive off propellorless boats
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This is why you should only dive off propellorless boats
Whether that's an accidental or deliberate Warhammer, it's uncanny.
The pepperoni even looks like a purity seal! This only the third time I've used that sentence this year
The pepperoni even looks like a purity seal! This only the third time I've used that sentence this year
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Whether that's an accidental or deliberate Warhammer, it's uncanny.
The pepperoni even looks like a purity seal! This only the third time I've used that sentence this year
The pepperoni even looks like a purity seal! This only the third time I've used that sentence this year
Me reading your posts amid the looming inevitability of Expo '70
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Me reading your posts amid the looming inevitability of Expo '70
Sincerely asking all media outlets to use this as their default photo of @kenjennings.bsky.social until further notice
October 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sincerely asking all media outlets to use this as their default photo of @kenjennings.bsky.social until further notice
This is how everyone used computers in the 90s. We called all the parts peripherals because we only saw them in our peripheral vision
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This is how everyone used computers in the 90s. We called all the parts peripherals because we only saw them in our peripheral vision
Dinosaur Palm Reader: Ah, yes. Your life does have meaning. You will be remembered tens of millions of years from now!
October 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Dinosaur Palm Reader: Ah, yes. Your life does have meaning. You will be remembered tens of millions of years from now!
Karl Urban, how many Dredd sequels should have been released by now?
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Karl Urban, how many Dredd sequels should have been released by now?
If you're struggling to get through this grueling time, try repeating a simple mantra throughout the day
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If you're struggling to get through this grueling time, try repeating a simple mantra throughout the day
Jason Bourne instantly disappearing by blending into a crowd anywhere in the world, but these guys
September 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Jason Bourne instantly disappearing by blending into a crowd anywhere in the world, but these guys
Every time this image resurfaces I read it in the "Previously on Lost..." guy's voice
September 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Every time this image resurfaces I read it in the "Previously on Lost..." guy's voice
This kid was living the dream. Unfinished arcade-style cabinet in an unfinished house. I hope he stopped one screen short of finishing every NES game.
September 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This kid was living the dream. Unfinished arcade-style cabinet in an unfinished house. I hope he stopped one screen short of finishing every NES game.
If you use this to play a first person shooter your peripheral vision will reveal your character's entire butthole from both sides
September 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you use this to play a first person shooter your peripheral vision will reveal your character's entire butthole from both sides
I always assumed Hell: A Cyberpunk Thriller was a full-on FMV about Dennis Hopper flipping out in a VR river of flames or something. Turns out it was a point and click adventure with a party system and some choice mid-90s environment art
September 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I always assumed Hell: A Cyberpunk Thriller was a full-on FMV about Dennis Hopper flipping out in a VR river of flames or something. Turns out it was a point and click adventure with a party system and some choice mid-90s environment art
I can see why J.J. Abrams ditched the original title for something shorter
August 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I can see why J.J. Abrams ditched the original title for something shorter
My biannual "how much of your Steam wishlist can $60 grab" experiment continues with another 30+ titles. The most surprising part was realizing I never played Myst despite spending most of my 1,000 years of life near a PC.
July 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My biannual "how much of your Steam wishlist can $60 grab" experiment continues with another 30+ titles. The most surprising part was realizing I never played Myst despite spending most of my 1,000 years of life near a PC.
AEW is quite good, so it isn't surprising that their roster includes an antifa supersoldier
June 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
AEW is quite good, so it isn't surprising that their roster includes an antifa supersoldier
Got a watch. Partially because it was on sale, I like Peanuts, I love Fall, and looking at this makes me happy. Mostly because I'm eager to cover up as much of my Robin Williams forearm hair as possible.
May 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Got a watch. Partially because it was on sale, I like Peanuts, I love Fall, and looking at this makes me happy. Mostly because I'm eager to cover up as much of my Robin Williams forearm hair as possible.
Phew, I was beginning to think I was the only one who did this
May 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Phew, I was beginning to think I was the only one who did this
I'm way ahead of you
May 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I'm way ahead of you
All box art should be in this exact style. Yes, that includes Firewatch and Bloodborne
April 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
All box art should be in this exact style. Yes, that includes Firewatch and Bloodborne
