Yourpalmal
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Yourpalmal
@therealpalmal.bsky.social
· Nov 19
[At a job fair]
Me: Where's the Ferris Wheel?
Me: Where's the Ferris Wheel?
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Server: a little Quiche before your main sir?
Me: ok, but no tongue
Me: ok, but no tongue
August 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Server: a little Quiche before your main sir?
Me: ok, but no tongue
Me: ok, but no tongue
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I don’t usually hold grudges but I’m still pissed off at that cat who walked on one of my roof tiles while it was drying in the Roman sun 2000 years ago
August 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I don’t usually hold grudges but I’m still pissed off at that cat who walked on one of my roof tiles while it was drying in the Roman sun 2000 years ago
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mechanic who
fixed my horn boy scouts
🤝
beep repaired
fixed my horn boy scouts
🤝
beep repaired
August 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
mechanic who
fixed my horn boy scouts
🤝
beep repaired
fixed my horn boy scouts
🤝
beep repaired
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I feel like I should know the answer to this
Me, about almost everything, all the time
Me, about almost everything, all the time
August 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I feel like I should know the answer to this
Me, about almost everything, all the time
Me, about almost everything, all the time
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I have a complete set of alf trading cards so I guess you could say I like to keep it real
August 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I have a complete set of alf trading cards so I guess you could say I like to keep it real
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I love star trek that's the one with captain dirk and mr. speck right
August 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I love star trek that's the one with captain dirk and mr. speck right
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[alien with coke bottle glasses]
TAKE ME TO YOUR OPTOMETRIST
TAKE ME TO YOUR OPTOMETRIST
August 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
[alien with coke bottle glasses]
TAKE ME TO YOUR OPTOMETRIST
TAKE ME TO YOUR OPTOMETRIST
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I like my women how I like my coffee; sweet, hot, and that one time in college.
August 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I like my women how I like my coffee; sweet, hot, and that one time in college.
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They say to dress for the job you want, but I'm not allowed to wear pajamas to work
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
They say to dress for the job you want, but I'm not allowed to wear pajamas to work
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“We will sell no wine before its time.”
August 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“We will sell no wine before its time.”
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“Nobody’s going anywhere until you two work this out.”
August 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
“Nobody’s going anywhere until you two work this out.”
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what i mean when i say i’m busy
August 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
what i mean when i say i’m busy
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me: *reading my horoscope*
my horoscope: before we get into this, you may want to pour yourself a stiff drink
my horoscope: before we get into this, you may want to pour yourself a stiff drink
August 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
me: *reading my horoscope*
my horoscope: before we get into this, you may want to pour yourself a stiff drink
my horoscope: before we get into this, you may want to pour yourself a stiff drink
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I dunno maybe you could come over and fill my mouth with your hot Italian sausage if you wanna
August 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I dunno maybe you could come over and fill my mouth with your hot Italian sausage if you wanna
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It’s good but I don’t like it.
-person reposting without liking
-person reposting without liking
June 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It’s good but I don’t like it.
-person reposting without liking
-person reposting without liking
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They don’t tell you, but you can smoke at confession
August 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
They don’t tell you, but you can smoke at confession
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I run off of the fumes of the reply guys that tell me I’m pretty.
July 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I run off of the fumes of the reply guys that tell me I’m pretty.
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always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes
July 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes
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referring to my diagnoses like crimes to my doctors to keep things interesting, like "I've been accused of having," and adding "allegedly" to whatever they say
August 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
referring to my diagnoses like crimes to my doctors to keep things interesting, like "I've been accused of having," and adding "allegedly" to whatever they say
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Tuesday: I dunno guys maybe Monday gets a bad rap
Monday:
Wednesday: sighs
Thursday: well I d….
Friday: Hahaha hahaha hahaha
Monday: fuck you Friday
Tuesday: and there we go
Monday:
Wednesday: sighs
Thursday: well I d….
Friday: Hahaha hahaha hahaha
Monday: fuck you Friday
Tuesday: and there we go
July 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Tuesday: I dunno guys maybe Monday gets a bad rap
Monday:
Wednesday: sighs
Thursday: well I d….
Friday: Hahaha hahaha hahaha
Monday: fuck you Friday
Tuesday: and there we go
Monday:
Wednesday: sighs
Thursday: well I d….
Friday: Hahaha hahaha hahaha
Monday: fuck you Friday
Tuesday: and there we go
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Nothing unites so strongly as mutual sarcasm.
August 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Nothing unites so strongly as mutual sarcasm.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, enunciate everything loud and clear.
August 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If you don’t have anything nice to say, enunciate everything loud and clear.
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I thought it was Friday for about 2 minutes this morning coincidentally I was happy for about 2 min this morning
August 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I thought it was Friday for about 2 minutes this morning coincidentally I was happy for about 2 min this morning
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Let’s all pretend to be functional together.
August 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Let’s all pretend to be functional together.