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yes babe that joke was really good. no i didn’t understand it. (sigh) can i at least suck ur tits while ur explaining it to me
December 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
yes babe that joke was really good. no i didn’t understand it. (sigh) can i at least suck ur tits while ur explaining it to me
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you, an idiot: we should have universal health care
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
you, an idiot: we should have universal health care
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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I rest my case. Jimmy is a girl, QED
![Also there’s the name thing. Jimmy has SO MANY names. James Morgan McGill. Jimmy. Slippin’ Jimmy. Saul Goodman. Gene Takavic. Viktor St. Claire. None of them quite fit!!
The show treats “what is your real name” as genuinely unanswerable which is FASCINATING to me. (You can just be a girl Jimmy!!!) I’m also fascinated with how Jimmy is constantly being told he doesn’t belong. He can pass the bar, he can wear the suits, he can do the job, but Chuck, the bar, the legal establishment keep telling him he’s not really one of them. He didn’t go to the right school. He doesn’t have the right background. He’s faking it!!! There’s something very “you’ll never be a real [x]” about the way the show’s institutional gatekeepers treat him. He meets every formal requirement and it’s never enough because they can clock something essential about him that disqualifies him. And then when Jimmy DOES get institutional approval (Davis & Main) he hates it! So much of the show is about wanting to be yourself and finding out who that is. The question the show keeps asking is: what would a space that’s actually for Jimmy look like? And I simply think she should take HRT about it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:saoifgy5hqasxd4bhtgmubmj/bafkreidzmhq3z4l4hrobll3f524s4e2jznwkmczegvesfcqewrrmlkypkq@jpeg)
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I rest my case. Jimmy is a girl, QED
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hey. i know i throw a lotta air balls and it sometimes feels like that’s all you expect to see from me, it can get a little demoralizing so i really want you to gather round and just give me a shot here, ok? i’m really putting my best foot forward and i want your support. thank you.
shibari weiss
shibari weiss
December 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hey. i know i throw a lotta air balls and it sometimes feels like that’s all you expect to see from me, it can get a little demoralizing so i really want you to gather round and just give me a shot here, ok? i’m really putting my best foot forward and i want your support. thank you.
shibari weiss
shibari weiss
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Reading the @lostincult.co.uk Outer Wilds book is great because every three pages I'm like "well yeah I guess this is the best game ever made"
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Reading the @lostincult.co.uk Outer Wilds book is great because every three pages I'm like "well yeah I guess this is the best game ever made"
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tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting
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Video game factoid: Did you know that if a game gives the player choice between a male and female character, some people will actually choose the male one? Believe it or not, it's true - though reports indicate this is generally by accident
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Video game factoid: Did you know that if a game gives the player choice between a male and female character, some people will actually choose the male one? Believe it or not, it's true - though reports indicate this is generally by accident
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
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almost accidentally terrorized the customer support agent
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
almost accidentally terrorized the customer support agent
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the pictures of fully clothed anime women i have been seeing rt’d today have been significantly hornier than the occasional hardcore pornography you guys retweeted before maybe this jp art migration is real
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
the pictures of fully clothed anime women i have been seeing rt’d today have been significantly hornier than the occasional hardcore pornography you guys retweeted before maybe this jp art migration is real
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Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow
December 24, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow
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whether or not you use AI personally, it is making computer Worse and there’s nothing you can do about it
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
whether or not you use AI personally, it is making computer Worse and there’s nothing you can do about it
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was on the fence about watching the frisco bowl but i just flipped it on and one of the first plays i saw was a unlv tight end starting his motion too late and accidentally tackling his own running back on a third and goal. i'm in
December 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
was on the fence about watching the frisco bowl but i just flipped it on and one of the first plays i saw was a unlv tight end starting his motion too late and accidentally tackling his own running back on a third and goal. i'm in
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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