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BRITISH?!!! Since When?!
Happy 73rd Birthday to one of my favorite British-American actors, the phenomenally talented Delroy Lindo 🎉🥳🎂
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
BRITISH?!!! Since When?!
Seeing mosquitoes outside right now is peak 'ho, why is you here??' energy.
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Seeing mosquitoes outside right now is peak 'ho, why is you here??' energy.
It's really lowkey infuriating bc they ain't got NO business being part of the thanksgiving season concerns smh
There are still mosquitos outside b/c of this ongoing heat…
RELIEVE ME OF THIS FUCKING TORMENT!!!
RELIEVE ME OF THIS FUCKING TORMENT!!!
a woman in a bathrobe says " go away "
ALT: a woman in a bathrobe says " go away "
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It's really lowkey infuriating bc they ain't got NO business being part of the thanksgiving season concerns smh
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Technically, you can live without food, but why would you? lol
The last time I said folks could live without sex, I was attacked by the horny people...
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Technically, you can live without food, but why would you? lol
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NEVER
I’ll never forgive Louisiana for putting that drunk acorn head ass mf in the governor’s mansion
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
NEVER
This struggle so real sometimes smh
I need to figure out dinner in the next hour and I already know I don’t want shit in this house 🥴
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This struggle so real sometimes smh
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
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The bill only forces the release of unclassified information.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The bill only forces the release of unclassified information.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
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Idk why but "Put it in reverse Terry!!" played in my head while watching this.
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Idk why but "Put it in reverse Terry!!" played in my head while watching this.
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Me explaining to my friends why I’m driving separately:
At any given moment, I be ready to go home
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Me explaining to my friends why I’m driving separately:
LOUDER!!
Write lyrics. If you write 4 lines and repeat them twice, you have not written a song. If you’re rhyming the same word with itself, you haven’t written a song. A sick beat will only take your Hop on Pop ass vocabulary so far.
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
LOUDER!!
My old office was like this.
Mess around and come to the front at 5:32 looking for some extra post its or something and it would be a GHOST TOWN. Whole front office locked up and dark. 😂😂😂
Mess around and come to the front at 5:32 looking for some extra post its or something and it would be a GHOST TOWN. Whole front office locked up and dark. 😂😂😂
Yo.
You know who leaves ON TIME?
Our Receptionists.
You will not get an extra minute and I don't blame them one bit 😂
You know who leaves ON TIME?
Our Receptionists.
You will not get an extra minute and I don't blame them one bit 😂
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My old office was like this.
Mess around and come to the front at 5:32 looking for some extra post its or something and it would be a GHOST TOWN. Whole front office locked up and dark. 😂😂😂
Mess around and come to the front at 5:32 looking for some extra post its or something and it would be a GHOST TOWN. Whole front office locked up and dark. 😂😂😂
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Idk what this is in reference to, but I feel it so deeply.
My brain can’t continue to process this dumb shit 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Idk what this is in reference to, but I feel it so deeply.
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Big titty hugs will change your whole outlook on life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Big titty hugs will change your whole outlook on life.
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So as an update, Courtney's family is not contributing to the cost of Ms.Linda's funeral. & they are also somehow upset she made a gofundme b/c "begging" ... I had to talk her out of deleting it.
Please share if that's all you can do b/c she's taking out loans and applying for cc to bury her mom.
Please share if that's all you can do b/c she's taking out loans and applying for cc to bury her mom.
Hey guys, if it touches your heart to do so please share and donate so we can send my sister's best friend's mom home with dignity.
gofund.me/9ebb6cbf7
gofund.me/9ebb6cbf7
Donate to Honor Linda Jones: Support Her Memorial, organized by Courtney Jones
In Loving Memory of Linda Jones
On Saturday, November 15th,… Courtney Jones needs your support for Honor Linda Jones: Support Her Memorial
gofund.me
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So as an update, Courtney's family is not contributing to the cost of Ms.Linda's funeral. & they are also somehow upset she made a gofundme b/c "begging" ... I had to talk her out of deleting it.
Please share if that's all you can do b/c she's taking out loans and applying for cc to bury her mom.
Please share if that's all you can do b/c she's taking out loans and applying for cc to bury her mom.
Definitely was some additional context needed 😭😭😭
*raw doesn't make it automatically good
**this is about vegetables 🥲
**this is about vegetables 🥲
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Definitely was some additional context needed 😭😭😭
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Just remember that whatever ends up being released as "the Epstein Files" will be Trump's best attempt to cover for himself and make his enemies look bad.
His administration is in total control of whatever gets put out, and they will use this "release" to try to take the heat off of Trump.
His administration is in total control of whatever gets put out, and they will use this "release" to try to take the heat off of Trump.
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just remember that whatever ends up being released as "the Epstein Files" will be Trump's best attempt to cover for himself and make his enemies look bad.
His administration is in total control of whatever gets put out, and they will use this "release" to try to take the heat off of Trump.
His administration is in total control of whatever gets put out, and they will use this "release" to try to take the heat off of Trump.
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Hi, I’m a website, product, or service you’ve relied on for years without incident. Great news: I’ve now been revamped with a mandatory AI component that makes me unusable.
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hi, I’m a website, product, or service you’ve relied on for years without incident. Great news: I’ve now been revamped with a mandatory AI component that makes me unusable.
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Everyfuckingthing
Everything is just dumb
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Everyfuckingthing
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And then Big Bird stood on the concrete steps of 123 Sesame Street and told the assembled to kiss his yellow ass.
[November 18th, 1985] In the Season 17 premiere of Sesame Street, Episode 2096, the adults on Sesame Street finally meet Mr. Snuffleupagus and realize he is real, not imaginary.
Elmo is also introduced as a new character.
Elmo is also introduced as a new character.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
And then Big Bird stood on the concrete steps of 123 Sesame Street and told the assembled to kiss his yellow ass.
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SCOTUS gonna drag their feet until the last possible moment and give it the green light. Somehow, between now and then, they will also hear a case about the CA redistricting and immediately slap it down
Whoa: A federal court just barred Texas from using its new congressional map, drawn by the GOP to target Dems.
"Substantial evidence shows that Texas racially gerrymandered the 2025 Map."
Court says the old map must be used in 2026. Appeals are certain. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
"Substantial evidence shows that Texas racially gerrymandered the 2025 Map."
Court says the old map must be used in 2026. Appeals are certain. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
SCOTUS gonna drag their feet until the last possible moment and give it the green light. Somehow, between now and then, they will also hear a case about the CA redistricting and immediately slap it down
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It is genuinely incredible to me how much evidence there is to support investing in the public good and how much animus there is to do this simple, effective thing.
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It is genuinely incredible to me how much evidence there is to support investing in the public good and how much animus there is to do this simple, effective thing.
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nier boss fight ass looking sphere
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
nier boss fight ass looking sphere
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The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers