thenoirnerd.bsky.social
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I bet if the FBI wasn't run by morons Savannah Guthrie wouldn't be forced to go on TV and tell some two bit kidnappers she'll pay millions of dollars in bitcoin for her mother's safe return
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
That cinderella post got me wanting to have a random-ass good long conversation with people back home. It's been far too long lol
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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New Orleans women 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Cause we know that they really meannnnn
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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everything outside the house cost $100. you could go get gas, paper towels and a meal now you down $100
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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I guess when know what she DIDN’T eat.
a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and smiling .
ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and smiling .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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This was ice cream lasagna and had a whole generation of kids thinking this is what luxury looked like.
I thought this was for rich people when I was a kid
February 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Milady you look stellar would you mind backing those glutes up?
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The slut jungle? WORK 🔥🔥🔥
i have been propagating plants allllllllll wrong 😫
February 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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This is just factually correct. The humans who appeared on the Muppet show weekly were guest stars, not hosts.
humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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The real issue.

Y’all only have sex to get the orgasms. Sex is an activity that you have to dedicate the time and effort to.
The orgasms come naturally after that 🤷🏽‍♀️
We have these conversations all the time.

The majority of yall are straight, vanilla, monogamous, trad relationship roles, and short sex session havers

Real cishet shit 😭
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Mmm. White people reacting to a Blacks Only space sure don't seem to mind it when them spaces are actual neighborhoods or schools or prisons!
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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You guessed it: there is, in fact... xkcd.com/2622/
Angular Diameter Turnaround
xkcd.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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This galaxy is VERY tiny—much much smaller than our own Milky Way—& incredibly distant. But we can see it AND distinguish its shape!

How?

The light we see from it is from SO LONG AGO that the Universe was MUCH smaller at the time: we see it as it was when it was close enough to us to look big!! 🤯
This is what the most distant confirmed galaxy looks like. The light we're receiving was emitted when the Universe was ~15x smaller in linear size than today, and right now it's ~30 billion light-years away from us. The light was emitted when the Universe was <300 million years old. Pretty amazing!
News from the edge of the visible universe:

JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.

(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭

science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
February 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Ok but this with Ernie as the only human would be amazing
TIRED: Muppet Show with celeb special guest

INSPIRED: Muppet Show Inside The NBA.
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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LOVE spicy food but I need to be able to taste the flavor fr. Food that’s spicy just to be spicy is <<<<<<<
Does anyone actually enjoy spicy food? Like if we could get the flavor without my tongue being on fire I’d be ok.
February 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Not enough folks (or cooks, for that matter) get that there's a nuanced difference there!
Food with gimmicky heat <<<<
Spicy with flavor yes. But not just tongue numbing heat.
Does anyone actually enjoy spicy food? Like if we could get the flavor without my tongue being on fire I’d be ok.
February 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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o snap 👇
"You can’t say it doesn’t matter what musicians or celebrities say or think but then talk about it for days."
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Ahhhh man…
Big E is thankful for everyone who watched his WWE in-ring career.

🙏
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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the last two Popes went out of their way to call this man an immigrant hating freak and a fake Catholic.

Bless his heart for going to Italy expecting to have a normal one❤️
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
🥰🥰🥰
THE DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM!!!!!
February 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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February 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM