@thenoirnerd.bsky.social
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when the bartender tries to put ice in my cider
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 AM
when the bartender tries to put ice in my cider
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February 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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He just tweeted it out …
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
He just tweeted it out …
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Today is a good day to follow and support news outlets that avoid generative AI slop:
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bsky.app/profile/alex...
Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.
My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!
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My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!
go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT
February 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Today is a good day to follow and support news outlets that avoid generative AI slop:
bsky.app/profile/alex...
bsky.app/profile/alex...
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Look! You can buy coconuts off the side of the road around the corner from my house. Every other storefront around here is turning into a Latin or Halal market.
Imagine not liking immigrants, because it couldn’t be me!
Imagine not liking immigrants, because it couldn’t be me!
Every neighborhood deserves nice things. Now in DR you can still buy produce off a truck that drives through everyday. We could benefit from that too.
I WANT NICE THINGS!!!!!
I mean, there is no shortage of taco/pupusa/baleada trucks in suburban MD, so I have nice things.
I WANT NICE THINGS *FOR Y’ALL!!!!*
I mean, there is no shortage of taco/pupusa/baleada trucks in suburban MD, so I have nice things.
I WANT NICE THINGS *FOR Y’ALL!!!!*
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Look! You can buy coconuts off the side of the road around the corner from my house. Every other storefront around here is turning into a Latin or Halal market.
Imagine not liking immigrants, because it couldn’t be me!
Imagine not liking immigrants, because it couldn’t be me!
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The system is what it does .
And at this point I need someone to arrest someone in ICE ouf them in the camps and see who they call and then arrest them
And at this point I need someone to arrest someone in ICE ouf them in the camps and see who they call and then arrest them
I think it's pretty clear from the transcript of the Julie Le hearing that ICE/DHS is intentionally setting up a defective system of detention so that it can use the purported failures of the "system" as an excuse to ignore or delay complying with court orders
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The system is what it does .
And at this point I need someone to arrest someone in ICE ouf them in the camps and see who they call and then arrest them
And at this point I need someone to arrest someone in ICE ouf them in the camps and see who they call and then arrest them
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BREAKING: Someone out-pizza'd the hut!
Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations across the United States while its parent company continues a strategic review of the embattled brand. https://cnn.it/4bBOGps
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: Someone out-pizza'd the hut!
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Losing everything they’ve ever put into ChatGPT? Permanently? With no warning?
PERFECTION lmao
PERFECTION lmao
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Losing everything they’ve ever put into ChatGPT? Permanently? With no warning?
PERFECTION lmao
PERFECTION lmao
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continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
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My good ki for the evening lmfao
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
My good ki for the evening lmfao
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Hades, god of the underworld: Democrats! Who do you choose as your champion to face my demon in combat? If you lose, the souls of all humanity will be mine forever!
Dems: We choose Chuck Schumer!
Hades: 🤔Wow. Really?
Dems: Yes! He shall be our champion!
Hades: Did you hear the part about souls?
Dems: We choose Chuck Schumer!
Hades: 🤔Wow. Really?
Dems: Yes! He shall be our champion!
Hades: Did you hear the part about souls?
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Hades, god of the underworld: Democrats! Who do you choose as your champion to face my demon in combat? If you lose, the souls of all humanity will be mine forever!
Dems: We choose Chuck Schumer!
Hades: 🤔Wow. Really?
Dems: Yes! He shall be our champion!
Hades: Did you hear the part about souls?
Dems: We choose Chuck Schumer!
Hades: 🤔Wow. Really?
Dems: Yes! He shall be our champion!
Hades: Did you hear the part about souls?
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Them people dont give a fuck about the constitution.
I am calling on @icegov.bsky.social Director Todd Lyons to immediately confirm or deny the existence of a “domestic terrorist” database. If true, you’re violating the Constitution. If not, maybe talk to your “border czar” to get your stories straight. This isn’t a game–it’s the Constitution.
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Them people dont give a fuck about the constitution.
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beam me up lord
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
beam me up lord
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This conversation about Imposter Syndrome is one of my favorite examples of the Linguistics phenomenon of code-switching. I reckon Black people, maybe most people(?!) recognize President Obama is talking to a Black person, before the interviewers are shown. Fantastic.
December 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This conversation about Imposter Syndrome is one of my favorite examples of the Linguistics phenomenon of code-switching. I reckon Black people, maybe most people(?!) recognize President Obama is talking to a Black person, before the interviewers are shown. Fantastic.
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i love clear communication. come tell me how much you miss me & exactly what you going to do for it.
February 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
i love clear communication. come tell me how much you miss me & exactly what you going to do for it.
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Why aren't these protesters showing up at Congress or the WH to protest this? Why are they showing up at appearances by the lady they told to get lost after Gazans said to hire her? The lady who now holds no power?
Despite the ongoing death and suffering in Gaza, it's fallen out of the news. So today, @thenation.com is devoting its full website to stories from Gaza, written by reporters who have been there. Very proud of the magazine today.
www.thenation.com/article/worl...
www.thenation.com/article/worl...
A Day for Gaza
Today, The Nation is turning over its website exclusively to stories from Gaza and its people. This is why.
www.thenation.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Why aren't these protesters showing up at Congress or the WH to protest this? Why are they showing up at appearances by the lady they told to get lost after Gazans said to hire her? The lady who now holds no power?
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This is a Project Pat Stan account
February 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
This is a Project Pat Stan account
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If your WR1 doesn’t think this way he’s not the one
At media day, someone asked JSN what his job would be if he wasn’t in the NFL and he said “President of the United States”
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
If your WR1 doesn’t think this way he’s not the one
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Chicago was invented by a black man btw #blackhistory #blackhistorymonth
History of Jean Baptiste Point du Sable: The Founder of Chicago Illinois - City Towner
Explore the life and legacy of Jean Baptiste Point du Sable, the founder of Chicago, Illinois. Discover how his vision and resilience laid the foundation for one of America's greatest cities.
citytowner.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Chicago was invented by a black man btw #blackhistory #blackhistorymonth
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You’re actually part of the solution
I know I’m part of the problem but I love seeing a racist get their ass beat 😭😂
February 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
You’re actually part of the solution
Happy born day to my brother from another @trailian.bsky.social!
February 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Happy born day to my brother from another @trailian.bsky.social!
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Do not make too much noise around me and I’m so fucking serious
What level of adulting have you reached???
(This is a safe space)
(This is a safe space)
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Do not make too much noise around me and I’m so fucking serious