@thenoirnerd.bsky.social
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No idea wtf going on but I'm ACTIVATED
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
No idea wtf going on but I'm ACTIVATED
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Black folks, when they see a fucked up car driving recklessly. “ That’s why yo shit looks like that NOW!”
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Black folks, when they see a fucked up car driving recklessly. “ That’s why yo shit looks like that NOW!”
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Yes
is it seasonal depression or are we simply out of alignment with nature & being forced to be productive in a season that calls for rest & rejuvenation
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Yes
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Oh smart man genius intellectual Chomsky got hoodwinked into taking tons of money from Epstein & being his fanboy? So how smart are we supposed to take him for?
Noam Chomsky's wife says he was 'ensnared' and 'manipulated' by Epstein - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/noam-chomskys-wife-says-he-was-ensnared-and-manipulated-epstein
Noam Chomsky's wife says he was 'ensnared' and 'manipulated' by Epstein
The veteran left-wing intellectual met and corresponded extensively with Epstein, newly released files reveal
www.middleeasteye.net
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Oh smart man genius intellectual Chomsky got hoodwinked into taking tons of money from Epstein & being his fanboy? So how smart are we supposed to take him for?
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I dunno man...you may find something useful at Five Below. Urgent Care just gone send you home and tell you good luck on your endeavors.
Urgent Care places are really the Five Below of medical facilities.
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I dunno man...you may find something useful at Five Below. Urgent Care just gone send you home and tell you good luck on your endeavors.
Still one of my favorite parts of that movie😂😂
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Still one of my favorite parts of that movie😂😂
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both solid competitors but after "Someone accustomed to burlap is different from someone who wears silk" you have to give this round to Blazer Unc
Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
both solid competitors but after "Someone accustomed to burlap is different from someone who wears silk" you have to give this round to Blazer Unc
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I bet if the FBI wasn't run by morons Savannah Guthrie wouldn't be forced to go on TV and tell some two bit kidnappers she'll pay millions of dollars in bitcoin for her mother's safe return
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I bet if the FBI wasn't run by morons Savannah Guthrie wouldn't be forced to go on TV and tell some two bit kidnappers she'll pay millions of dollars in bitcoin for her mother's safe return
That cinderella post got me wanting to have a random-ass good long conversation with people back home. It's been far too long lol
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
That cinderella post got me wanting to have a random-ass good long conversation with people back home. It's been far too long lol
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New Orleans women 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
New Orleans women 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Cause we know that they really meannnnn
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Cause we know that they really meannnnn
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everything outside the house cost $100. you could go get gas, paper towels and a meal now you down $100
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
everything outside the house cost $100. you could go get gas, paper towels and a meal now you down $100
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I guess when know what she DIDN’T eat.
a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and smiling .
ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and smiling .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I guess when know what she DIDN’T eat.
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This was ice cream lasagna and had a whole generation of kids thinking this is what luxury looked like.
February 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
This was ice cream lasagna and had a whole generation of kids thinking this is what luxury looked like.
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Milady you look stellar would you mind backing those glutes up?
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Milady you look stellar would you mind backing those glutes up?
The slut jungle? WORK 🔥🔥🔥
February 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The slut jungle? WORK 🔥🔥🔥
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This is just factually correct. The humans who appeared on the Muppet show weekly were guest stars, not hosts.
humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest
February 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
This is just factually correct. The humans who appeared on the Muppet show weekly were guest stars, not hosts.
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The real issue.
Y’all only have sex to get the orgasms. Sex is an activity that you have to dedicate the time and effort to.
The orgasms come naturally after that 🤷🏽♀️
Y’all only have sex to get the orgasms. Sex is an activity that you have to dedicate the time and effort to.
The orgasms come naturally after that 🤷🏽♀️
We have these conversations all the time.
The majority of yall are straight, vanilla, monogamous, trad relationship roles, and short sex session havers
Real cishet shit 😭
The majority of yall are straight, vanilla, monogamous, trad relationship roles, and short sex session havers
Real cishet shit 😭
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The real issue.
Y’all only have sex to get the orgasms. Sex is an activity that you have to dedicate the time and effort to.
The orgasms come naturally after that 🤷🏽♀️
Y’all only have sex to get the orgasms. Sex is an activity that you have to dedicate the time and effort to.
The orgasms come naturally after that 🤷🏽♀️
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Mmm. White people reacting to a Blacks Only space sure don't seem to mind it when them spaces are actual neighborhoods or schools or prisons!
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Mmm. White people reacting to a Blacks Only space sure don't seem to mind it when them spaces are actual neighborhoods or schools or prisons!
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You guessed it: there is, in fact... xkcd.com/2622/
Angular Diameter Turnaround
xkcd.com
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
You guessed it: there is, in fact... xkcd.com/2622/
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This galaxy is VERY tiny—much much smaller than our own Milky Way—& incredibly distant. But we can see it AND distinguish its shape!
How?
The light we see from it is from SO LONG AGO that the Universe was MUCH smaller at the time: we see it as it was when it was close enough to us to look big!! 🤯
How?
The light we see from it is from SO LONG AGO that the Universe was MUCH smaller at the time: we see it as it was when it was close enough to us to look big!! 🤯
This is what the most distant confirmed galaxy looks like. The light we're receiving was emitted when the Universe was ~15x smaller in linear size than today, and right now it's ~30 billion light-years away from us. The light was emitted when the Universe was <300 million years old. Pretty amazing!
News from the edge of the visible universe:
JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.
(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭
science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.
(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭
science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
February 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
This galaxy is VERY tiny—much much smaller than our own Milky Way—& incredibly distant. But we can see it AND distinguish its shape!
How?
The light we see from it is from SO LONG AGO that the Universe was MUCH smaller at the time: we see it as it was when it was close enough to us to look big!! 🤯
How?
The light we see from it is from SO LONG AGO that the Universe was MUCH smaller at the time: we see it as it was when it was close enough to us to look big!! 🤯