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sometimes you just need to eat some pussy.
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 AM
sometimes you just need to eat some pussy.
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I like when you can see tangible desire in a couple
Russell Wilson and Ciara admiring each other on the 2026 NFL Honors red carpet! ✨❤️
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I like when you can see tangible desire in a couple
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AI can’t write nunn Gucci could write cuz AI ain’t stay up all night in the TRENCHES
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
AI can’t write nunn Gucci could write cuz AI ain’t stay up all night in the TRENCHES
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ALSO, you should try to get your seasoning blends without salt, so you can actually control the amount of salt in your food.
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
ALSO, you should try to get your seasoning blends without salt, so you can actually control the amount of salt in your food.
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The Texas Tribune has a #tribfest every year and every year I'm like how
Why did International Delight use #CreamerNation as their hashtag? No one on the board told them that this could go left?
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Texas Tribune has a #tribfest every year and every year I'm like how
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Damn straight. In Living Color was POWERFUL
Wait a minute, the reason the NFL has a halftime show now is because of the WAYANS FAMILY??????
February 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Damn straight. In Living Color was POWERFUL
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hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control
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February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
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Mama was for sure throwing ass from an open Jeep in '95.
someone said she was dancing and her mama was having flashbacks. that lady was OUTSIDE in the 90s 😂
February 5, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Mama was for sure throwing ass from an open Jeep in '95.
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Today years old finding out his mom is Jane Fonda, his dad is Tom Hayden, and his wife is black
I'm LOSING this round of Jeopardy 😂
I'm LOSING this round of Jeopardy 😂
I just now today found out this man (Troy Garity) is Jane Fonda's son!?
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Today years old finding out his mom is Jane Fonda, his dad is Tom Hayden, and his wife is black
I'm LOSING this round of Jeopardy 😂
I'm LOSING this round of Jeopardy 😂
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Whiteness is really showing its ass. I mean it’s always been a climbing monkey, but this is truly something.
It’s time to put Billie Eilish’s theory of property out to pasture, Richard Epstein and Max Raskin write.
"Americans are not thieves who built on stolen land." https://wapo.st/4rDYzrn
"Americans are not thieves who built on stolen land." https://wapo.st/4rDYzrn
February 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Whiteness is really showing its ass. I mean it’s always been a climbing monkey, but this is truly something.
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a practice that built many a sturdy, thorough mind.
now these kids are one subscription lapse away from a cognitive disorder diagnosis.
now these kids are one subscription lapse away from a cognitive disorder diagnosis.
I can’t believe we used to sit in libraries with books and write down notes with references to build an outline and type up research papers. That is literal ancient history now😭
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
a practice that built many a sturdy, thorough mind.
now these kids are one subscription lapse away from a cognitive disorder diagnosis.
now these kids are one subscription lapse away from a cognitive disorder diagnosis.
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“It’s a white club, not a smart club” is the most succinct and correct explanation of American power structure maybe ever, somebody carve it over a driveway in Latin
It's a white club, not a smart club, that's why they're so mad when non whites go there. Has zero to do with ability or skill. Ivy on the cv means you get a job because you're in the club not because you're good at what you do. I think we're seeing that shit on full display with the Files
I been trying to tell folk this about my time at Brown. Ivies got prestige because they were exclusive. Not because that was the cream of the damn crop. Lol
February 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
“It’s a white club, not a smart club” is the most succinct and correct explanation of American power structure maybe ever, somebody carve it over a driveway in Latin
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I never felt embarrassed cause that wasn’t my shame to carry. The betrayal hurt the most. I love deeply and authentically so to have that played with by someone I thought I was locked in with is devastating.
I haven’t been cheated on before (to my actual knowledge), and I wonder what feels worse: the betrayal or the embarrassment of it all.
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I never felt embarrassed cause that wasn’t my shame to carry. The betrayal hurt the most. I love deeply and authentically so to have that played with by someone I thought I was locked in with is devastating.
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when the bartender tries to put ice in my cider
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 AM
when the bartender tries to put ice in my cider
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February 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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He just tweeted it out …
February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
He just tweeted it out …
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Today is a good day to follow and support news outlets that avoid generative AI slop:
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Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.
My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!
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My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!
go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT
February 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Today is a good day to follow and support news outlets that avoid generative AI slop:
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bsky.app/profile/alex...
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Look! You can buy coconuts off the side of the road around the corner from my house. Every other storefront around here is turning into a Latin or Halal market.
Imagine not liking immigrants, because it couldn’t be me!
Imagine not liking immigrants, because it couldn’t be me!
Every neighborhood deserves nice things. Now in DR you can still buy produce off a truck that drives through everyday. We could benefit from that too.
I WANT NICE THINGS!!!!!
I mean, there is no shortage of taco/pupusa/baleada trucks in suburban MD, so I have nice things.
I WANT NICE THINGS *FOR Y’ALL!!!!*
I mean, there is no shortage of taco/pupusa/baleada trucks in suburban MD, so I have nice things.
I WANT NICE THINGS *FOR Y’ALL!!!!*
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Look! You can buy coconuts off the side of the road around the corner from my house. Every other storefront around here is turning into a Latin or Halal market.
Imagine not liking immigrants, because it couldn’t be me!
Imagine not liking immigrants, because it couldn’t be me!
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The system is what it does .
And at this point I need someone to arrest someone in ICE ouf them in the camps and see who they call and then arrest them
And at this point I need someone to arrest someone in ICE ouf them in the camps and see who they call and then arrest them
I think it's pretty clear from the transcript of the Julie Le hearing that ICE/DHS is intentionally setting up a defective system of detention so that it can use the purported failures of the "system" as an excuse to ignore or delay complying with court orders
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The system is what it does .
And at this point I need someone to arrest someone in ICE ouf them in the camps and see who they call and then arrest them
And at this point I need someone to arrest someone in ICE ouf them in the camps and see who they call and then arrest them
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BREAKING: Someone out-pizza'd the hut!
Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations across the United States while its parent company continues a strategic review of the embattled brand. https://cnn.it/4bBOGps
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: Someone out-pizza'd the hut!
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Losing everything they’ve ever put into ChatGPT? Permanently? With no warning?
PERFECTION lmao
PERFECTION lmao
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Losing everything they’ve ever put into ChatGPT? Permanently? With no warning?
PERFECTION lmao
PERFECTION lmao
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continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
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"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
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February 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
continue to think that if instead of "raw milk" we called it "doodoo milk" people would understand the risk proposition