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Alien snacks fiend
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Bad day for AFP
December 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I missed #Caturday but this cat belongs on your timeline regardless of the day!
December 22, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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if the black cat videoed at stonehenge is deepfaked then this exact moment will be my villain origin story
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
10:10pm and it is 27 degrees in this apartment.
December 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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This is giving unmistakable "argument in the car on the way home" vibes and Sam is going to lose so, so badly.
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Shocking to blame Gaza protesters (which include his own MPs), but even more disturbing is the rationale for protest repression.

It isn’t about risk at the event. It’s that expressing contentious political views might vaguely undermine community harmony.

The problem is political expression itself.
December 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Cannot emphasise enough how intensely fascist / violent it is to criminalise the act of being publicly opposed to civilian murder on false pretences

It is not hyperbole at all to present these government actions as something that will cause serious harm in a bunch of different ways
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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this guy has helped create a bunch of movies i love so I don't begrudge him for shit like The Minecraft Movie. but i genuinely don't understand how you can love Calvin and Hobbes or respect Bill Watterson as an artist and want to do this
December 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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If insomnia is affecting your sleep, that's normal. It's what insomnia does
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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if you cite your own work that's a "mytation"
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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If you cite someone hoping that they'll work with you in the future that's a 'hi-tation'
December 17, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Feels like a rather tacky pivot to sales from this yoga studio tbh
December 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Anyway, just a reminder that the median Sydney house price is roughly $1.5m so…
Pack it up folks, we’re done, the worst take has been found
December 15, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Incredible the difference I'm observing mere hours after the child social media ban. Four boys on my street started a journey from their treehouse to find the body of a missing kid in the wilderness. Along the way, they're learning about themselves, & the meaning of friendship. Great to see
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Too young for Instagram, not too young for an ankle monitor...
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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They call it a liver because if you don’t got one you’re a die-er
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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also works for stale baguettes encasing low grade cheese

this is famously the principle that underpins quantum supper computing.
“eurostar entanglement” refers to the principle that if you buy an expensive macaron from the shop in the gare du nord, a corresponding macaron will also disappear from the similarly exorbitant St Pancras shop.
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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the severed heads of Santas displayed as a warning to others who would spread yultide cheer
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM