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Björk 182
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I hate computers.
Open tabs rot stage: some of my permanently open “read later” safari tabs now show domain parking page 😭
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
That’s NBN all over again
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
the comedy equivalent of a broken clock
the Bee gets most of its clicks pandering to the absolutely dullest caricatures of the left possible so most of their work is dogshit but occasionally they’ll punch right and purely from a comedy standpoint it’s almost always a million times better
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Did a deadlift on my birthday, as a treat to myself.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
🔁🔒
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
As a professional courtesy
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Excited to hear what new adventure Wyatt Roy will move on to.
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
ig.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Oh so that’s why there was a small crowd of cops at the Pyrmont bridge this morning
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
In America, if you get cancer, you can eat shit and die (unless you are the president’s favourite little boy)
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Happy Halloween! I hope you’ve done your taxes.
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Taking bets on whether they will ban utes or scooters
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Mamdani has not yet been elected, but he is already chasing the criminals out of New York.
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I’m also going to a ballroom soon (urologist office)
October 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Okay guys, check this out: PostecoglouSQL
October 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Sitting at a restaurant, just said to my wife “in Australia only boomers put ice in wine” and not a second later a boomer lady at the table in front of me scoops ice cubes out of a water glass and plops it into her wine glass 😭
October 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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men will say absolutely anything. "my wife left me because of my disgusting truck, who is my therapist" have some fucking dignity man
October 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just discovering that cycling takes me 35 minutes to work as opposed to 50+ via public transport
October 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If I had my pristine reputation ruined, I would simply not demonstrate to everyone that I’m an actual fucking monster
Linda Reynolds launches bankruptcy proceedings against Brittany Higgins
October 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
They invented the Gigachad of chocolates
October 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A failed state liberal candidate, a failed Sky News outrage merchant, where Will Freya fail up to next?
September 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It feels so much like 2021 that I have a compulsion to check daily Covid numbers
September 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM