Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐
@thecrazedspruce.bsky.social
Left-wing nutbar. Massive comic book, sci-fi, and pro wrestling nerd. Proud Labradorian, Newfoundlander, and Canadian, in that order. Cis He-Him. Elbows up!
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Jason Todd stans, Talia al Ghul stans, Damian Wayne stans: your bill is due
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December 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jason Todd stans, Talia al Ghul stans, Damian Wayne stans: your bill is due
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cameo but for murder
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
cameo but for murder
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(reposting with alt text): twin cities friends, please help these babies!!! 😭
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
(reposting with alt text): twin cities friends, please help these babies!!! 😭
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I keep repeating this because it seems like a segment of the population feels like the United States Navy is actually Judge Dredd who has the authority to sumarily execute anyone they decide by themselves has broken the law, even if they're in international waters over 1000 miles from America.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I keep repeating this because it seems like a segment of the population feels like the United States Navy is actually Judge Dredd who has the authority to sumarily execute anyone they decide by themselves has broken the law, even if they're in international waters over 1000 miles from America.
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Reminder that the penalty for drug smuggling under US law is 10 years to life imprisonment and a fine. It is not now nor has it ever carried the death penalty. Even in cases where loss of life is involved.
Even if it WERE, that is the role of a jury to decide, not the military.
Even if it WERE, that is the role of a jury to decide, not the military.
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Reminder that the penalty for drug smuggling under US law is 10 years to life imprisonment and a fine. It is not now nor has it ever carried the death penalty. Even in cases where loss of life is involved.
Even if it WERE, that is the role of a jury to decide, not the military.
Even if it WERE, that is the role of a jury to decide, not the military.
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Disney's Tarantino (1997)
March 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Disney's Tarantino (1997)
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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bob Ross Christmas Sweater.
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Good news: You can wear this sweater to gain some of Bob's likability. People will say "You must be cool. Otherwise, the ghost of Bob Ross wouldn't let you wear that".
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December 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bob Ross Christmas Sweater.
Bad news: You are not as likeable as Bob Ross.
Good news: You can wear this sweater to gain some of Bob's likability. People will say "You must be cool. Otherwise, the ghost of Bob Ross wouldn't let you wear that".
collabs.shop/llazfb
Bad news: You are not as likeable as Bob Ross.
Good news: You can wear this sweater to gain some of Bob's likability. People will say "You must be cool. Otherwise, the ghost of Bob Ross wouldn't let you wear that".
collabs.shop/llazfb
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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the reason why those "the left made me do ___" things ring so hollow is that Trump has been, since 2015, the primary actor in US politics. everything, in some shape or form, has been a reaction to his assault on the sanctity of the US constitutional order
2020-2021 was a particularly bad time but as long as Trump kept upping the ante the polarization was going to happen anyway
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the reason why those "the left made me do ___" things ring so hollow is that Trump has been, since 2015, the primary actor in US politics. everything, in some shape or form, has been a reaction to his assault on the sanctity of the US constitutional order
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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I'm not even saying for 100% sure that it'll be a change for the better. I'm only about 95% sure of that, because how much worse could it get?
But you never know. No one saw the orange monkey wrench coming in the first place, did we? The universe could throw all sorts of new curveballs. Buckle in.
But you never know. No one saw the orange monkey wrench coming in the first place, did we? The universe could throw all sorts of new curveballs. Buckle in.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm not even saying for 100% sure that it'll be a change for the better. I'm only about 95% sure of that, because how much worse could it get?
But you never know. No one saw the orange monkey wrench coming in the first place, did we? The universe could throw all sorts of new curveballs. Buckle in.
But you never know. No one saw the orange monkey wrench coming in the first place, did we? The universe could throw all sorts of new curveballs. Buckle in.
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I'm not saying things are gonna go back to "normal," far from it. Things are gonna morph into a totally new type of post-Trump abnormal that we can't possibly predict with any accuracy.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I'm not saying things are gonna go back to "normal," far from it. Things are gonna morph into a totally new type of post-Trump abnormal that we can't possibly predict with any accuracy.
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This is very true, and it's why I think one of the most naive possible things anyone could say right now is "even when he finally dies, it won't change anything."
Him finally being gone forever will change EVERYTHING. How could it not?
Him finally being gone forever will change EVERYTHING. How could it not?
the reason why those "the left made me do ___" things ring so hollow is that Trump has been, since 2015, the primary actor in US politics. everything, in some shape or form, has been a reaction to his assault on the sanctity of the US constitutional order
2020-2021 was a particularly bad time but as long as Trump kept upping the ante the polarization was going to happen anyway
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This is very true, and it's why I think one of the most naive possible things anyone could say right now is "even when he finally dies, it won't change anything."
Him finally being gone forever will change EVERYTHING. How could it not?
Him finally being gone forever will change EVERYTHING. How could it not?
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If you somehow didn't know in the year of our Lloyd 2025 that Voyager's Native American culture consultant was a fraud, seeing this episode should make it painfully obvious.
NEW VIDEO! Star Trek Retro Review: "Tattoo" (VOY) | Family Matters youtu.be/MrOOBo5zyek
Star Trek Retro Review: "Tattoo" (VOY) | Family Matters
YouTube video by Steve Shives
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December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you somehow didn't know in the year of our Lloyd 2025 that Voyager's Native American culture consultant was a fraud, seeing this episode should make it painfully obvious.
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The History of Dungeons & Dragons: Satanic Panic on Saturday Mornings youtu.be/BZnViUPKI6w?...
The History of Dungeons & Dragons: Satanic Panic on Saturday Mornings!
YouTube video by Secret Galaxy
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December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The History of Dungeons & Dragons: Satanic Panic on Saturday Mornings youtu.be/BZnViUPKI6w?...
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DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Even if we completely ignore the crackdown of the Palestine student protesters, it was not until Trump's escalation of ICE kidnappings that anyone left of Alex Jones began showing up for immigrants. There's no reason to believe there will be a sudden shift. The problem is the government.
Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Even if we completely ignore the crackdown of the Palestine student protesters, it was not until Trump's escalation of ICE kidnappings that anyone left of Alex Jones began showing up for immigrants. There's no reason to believe there will be a sudden shift. The problem is the government.
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“What’s your plan for the Court?” is the only question that matters for 2028 Democratic hopefuls, because if they don’t, the Republican Super Legislature is hatcheting their agenda before it can get off the ground.
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“What’s your plan for the Court?” is the only question that matters for 2028 Democratic hopefuls, because if they don’t, the Republican Super Legislature is hatcheting their agenda before it can get off the ground.
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"Holsey was concerned about the legality of the strikes, former officials told the Journal, and soon afterward, Hegseth announced the admiral’s retirement."
#GoodGuyHolsey
#CriminalHegseth
#WarCrimes
#TheHague
#GoodGuyHolsey
#CriminalHegseth
#WarCrimes
#TheHague
Now We Know Why Top Navy Admiral Suddenly Resigned Under Hegseth
Admiral Alvin Holse didn’t resign of his own volition.
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December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"Holsey was concerned about the legality of the strikes, former officials told the Journal, and soon afterward, Hegseth announced the admiral’s retirement."
#GoodGuyHolsey
#CriminalHegseth
#WarCrimes
#TheHague
#GoodGuyHolsey
#CriminalHegseth
#WarCrimes
#TheHague
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Question of the Day: How can Pierre Poilievre claim to speak for Canada when he sounds like Donald Trump?
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Question of the Day: How can Pierre Poilievre claim to speak for Canada when he sounds like Donald Trump?
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Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (Series, 2026 - )
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy (Series, 2026 - )
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“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
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December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox