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I try to be good hard worker man, but refrigemator so messy. So, so messy. | tara@taraariano.com
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🐶🆘DON’T KILL ZEKE

Volunteer ses: Zeke is just a big old teddy bear…cuddly & so so handsome... He wiggles up to us, rubbing against us & even showing us his excellent playing! … he is happy to show us all his tricks. His shyer personality is well worth the wait

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December 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hoping Richard gets bored enough this week to write a Part II with one about the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Here's one of the eight 2025-inspired movie pitches contained within today's Premiere Party newsletter premiereparty.com/p/8-pitches-fo…
December 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Aggressively passive aggressive message we left for our lazy neighbours in NYC.
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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saltine crackers and 35mm slides are friends. like when you see possum and raccoon eating from the same bowl of snacks
July 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Always fun to watch one of the movies all the good directors were rebelling against in the 70s
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Podcation Day 35
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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does a movie need a plot. can it not simply have: a hat
Now watching Gor II: Outlaw of Gor (Cardos, 1988)
December 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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best scene in Moneyball
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Podcation Day 34: Sandy gets mad at a cordless drill
December 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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That opening scene. If presented with that situation I would simply pass away on the spot, save everyone the trouble
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“But just to be clear, my dead wife is not haunting this house” - guy whose dead wife is haunting the fuck out of this house
December 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I am once again proving that my “job” is important
We have to talk about the overuse of this one pointless belt in our next episode -- it drops Monday morning! #DawsonsCreek
December 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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NYC
December 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Podcation Day 33
December 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I GET IT, I AM OLD
December 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Are you ever just enjoying a normal Saturday night and then suddenly remember the most misogynistic song ever made? www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZgI...
Charlene - I've Never Been To Me (1977/1982)
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December 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Baby Jack Black in #NorthernExposure S05
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“They built a whole clown house for messed-up kids!”
🎶 It’s the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year 🎶

Scott and Paul count down YOUR numbers 14 through 11 of the best episodes of 2025!
December 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Whatever this apocalypse was, the American dollar didn’t survive it but Liquid Death did
THE RUNNING MAN (2025): Woof.
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Way to caption, Disney Plus
December 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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*extremely shiny voice* Folks,
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM