Dave Holmes
@daveholmes.bsky.social
Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.
Best cover of all time? Experts say yes. youtu.be/MgJiSwEhrt4?...
Any Trouble - The Name of the Game (Live)
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November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Best cover of all time? Experts say yes. youtu.be/MgJiSwEhrt4?...
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov how about don’t
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov how about don’t
I love how he says a dumb thing, then says “in other words” and says the same dumb thing in the same words.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I love how he says a dumb thing, then says “in other words” and says the same dumb thing in the same words.
…and the fight is funded by OUR MONEY.
The Trump administration is now literally *fighting* to deny food to 42 million people, more than a third of them children.
Read that again.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Read that again.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
…and the fight is funded by OUR MONEY.
It is truly shocking how low the bar is set for this man every single day, how much he would gain by clearing it, and how he cannot do it. Act like the second-rottenest vegetable in the dumpster, once, and one million pieces about how you have matured into the job will be written. YET HE CANNOT!
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It is truly shocking how low the bar is set for this man every single day, how much he would gain by clearing it, and how he cannot do it. Act like the second-rottenest vegetable in the dumpster, once, and one million pieces about how you have matured into the job will be written. YET HE CANNOT!
Makes you wish there was still a way for images to endure because this would be one hell of an enduring image.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Makes you wish there was still a way for images to endure because this would be one hell of an enduring image.
Awesome, make it look like some dipshit Palm Beach boutique where you buy ovals.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Awesome, make it look like some dipshit Palm Beach boutique where you buy ovals.
Still very weird that the president of the united states thinks you need ID at a grocery store.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Still very weird that the president of the united states thinks you need ID at a grocery store.
Here’s another thing that made my heart feel good. youtu.be/cvcnsTShzVI?...
Live at Franks Famous C&W Presents JJ Fad @ The Wrecka Stow
YouTube video by Famous Hip Hop Radio
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November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Here’s another thing that made my heart feel good. youtu.be/cvcnsTShzVI?...
Dibs on Portnoy’s place.
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Dibs on Portnoy’s place.
Reposted by Dave Holmes
“Donald Trump. I have four words for you. Turn the volume up.”
Goddamn Mamdani just told this dude COME AT ME
Goddamn Mamdani just told this dude COME AT ME
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“Donald Trump. I have four words for you. Turn the volume up.”
Goddamn Mamdani just told this dude COME AT ME
Goddamn Mamdani just told this dude COME AT ME
Huge win for the aloof partner community
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Huge win for the aloof partner community
This thread will make your morning.
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This thread will make your morning.
They’ve all been extremely funny, but the most recent print Onion made laugh myself hoarse. My dog looked at me with such concern.
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November 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
They’ve all been extremely funny, but the most recent print Onion made laugh myself hoarse. My dog looked at me with such concern.
GodDAMN this made me happy. youtu.be/cvcnsTShzVI?...
Live at Franks Famous C&W Presents JJ Fad @ The Wrecka Stow
YouTube video by Famous Hip Hop Radio
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
GodDAMN this made me happy. youtu.be/cvcnsTShzVI?...
World Series is a good time to tell you that when the Tampa Bay Devil Rays happened, I didn’t know that was marine life and I thought it was a ray the devil would shoot at you from his eyes to make you die or be evil. Happy World Series, everyone.
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
World Series is a good time to tell you that when the Tampa Bay Devil Rays happened, I didn’t know that was marine life and I thought it was a ray the devil would shoot at you from his eyes to make you die or be evil. Happy World Series, everyone.
I was a hostbuster tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I was a hostbuster tonight.
Counterpoint: huh?
JD Vance: "When settlers came to the new world they found widespread child sacrifice. If you go to historical sites where there are brothels and you dig up the bones of women, you will find a lot of children buried with them. Christian civilization ended the practice of child sacrifice."
October 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Counterpoint: huh?
I swear I was alive in a time when the misuse of “luxuriant” would have caused damage.
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I swear I was alive in a time when the misuse of “luxuriant” would have caused damage.
So my personal experience was…dissimilar. apple.news/AAykyapwuQ1m...
‘MTV Was a Lot Like Kabul’ — New York Magazine
Tequila girls. Coke-dealing staffers. Office fires. In its heyday, the network was the most powerful — and “exotic” — place in music.
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October 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
So my personal experience was…dissimilar. apple.news/AAykyapwuQ1m...
Imagine THINKING “kids weren’t sick,” and then, only when you are emotionally ready, imagine typing and posting it.
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Imagine THINKING “kids weren’t sick,” and then, only when you are emotionally ready, imagine typing and posting it.
Okay fine ONE King, as a treat. youtu.be/YlXtrnh-Ejo?...
King - Love & Pride (Video)
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October 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Okay fine ONE King, as a treat. youtu.be/YlXtrnh-Ejo?...