Dave Holmes
@daveholmes.bsky.social
Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.
Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/8L64BcCRDAE?...
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/8L64BcCRDAE?...
Bad Bunny gave an inspiring and sexy celebration of America while a pre-taped Kid Rock has calves like a child who goes to the nurse’s office every day during PE.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Bad Bunny gave an inspiring and sexy celebration of America while a pre-taped Kid Rock has calves like a child who goes to the nurse’s office every day during PE.
So it was the story of his parents? Engagement wedding young Benito in front of the TV being handed a Grammy by his future self?
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
So it was the story of his parents? Engagement wedding young Benito in front of the TV being handed a Grammy by his future self?
Feels so good to see America’s wealthiest and most influential celebrities BOOKED AND BUSY with commercial work!
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Feels so good to see America’s wealthiest and most influential celebrities BOOKED AND BUSY with commercial work!
Ew first and foremost, but…what does “they say it’s statutory, I say it’s mandatory” even mean?
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Ew first and foremost, but…what does “they say it’s statutory, I say it’s mandatory” even mean?
And here’s vice president JD Vance and youtu.be/PUttqdr38t4?...
Jasmine Masters AND I OOP
YouTube video by Bradley Boy
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February 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
And here’s vice president JD Vance and youtu.be/PUttqdr38t4?...
Hey soooo anybody here had cataract surgery?
February 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Hey soooo anybody here had cataract surgery?
This new Bruno Mars song is trying too hard to be my friend. Mussin’ up my hair, giving me a nickname. Back off, song!
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This new Bruno Mars song is trying too hard to be my friend. Mussin’ up my hair, giving me a nickname. Back off, song!
She never did anything that wasn’t great, but what stands out is the perfect level of white wine sweat and certainty in the Chinese restaurant scene in Waiting for Guffman. RIP Catherine O’Hara.
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
She never did anything that wasn’t great, but what stands out is the perfect level of white wine sweat and certainty in the Chinese restaurant scene in Waiting for Guffman. RIP Catherine O’Hara.
The best part of like 100 great things.
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
The best part of like 100 great things.
”It offers moments” really deserves to catch on, and I promise to do what I can to help.
Melania Trump said that ‘Melania,’ out now, is not a documentary. Instead, she insists, it is a ‘creative experience that offers perspectives, insights and moments.’
Melania Trump Says Her Documentary Is Not a Documentary
Melania Trump said that ‘Melania,’ out now, is not a documentary. Instead, she insists, it is a ‘creative experience that offers perspectives, insights and moments.’
www.vulture.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
”It offers moments” really deserves to catch on, and I promise to do what I can to help.
“…because I’m a cretin and a coward!”
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 PM
“…because I’m a cretin and a coward!”
JESUS CHRIST.
This is an actual post from Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth: Praising ICE after Alex Pretti was killed, blaming the Democratic leadership of Minnesota, and writing that ICE is greater/better than Minnesota.
He is actively demeaning the people of Minnesota just hours after Pretti was murdered.
He is actively demeaning the people of Minnesota just hours after Pretti was murdered.
January 24, 2026 at 11:14 PM
JESUS CHRIST.
Dude was an ICU nurse.
ICE vs. Good wasn’t enough on the nose, now it’s ICE vs. ICU.
ICE vs. Good wasn’t enough on the nose, now it’s ICE vs. ICU.
January 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Dude was an ICU nurse.
ICE vs. Good wasn’t enough on the nose, now it’s ICE vs. ICU.
ICE vs. Good wasn’t enough on the nose, now it’s ICE vs. ICU.
Well, I mean, you might google “gas masks,” because the people you are protesting are almost definitely going to gas you, you ghoul.
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Well, I mean, you might google “gas masks,” because the people you are protesting are almost definitely going to gas you, you ghoul.
Hey thank you!
If you need a break from *gestures vaguely at everything* I highly recommend @daveholmes.bsky.social's podcast "Who Killed The Video Star" about the rise and fall of MTV. A very cool trip down memory lane capped off by an A+ final episode.
January 22, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Hey thank you!
Today 1/22, 5pm eastern, 2pm pacific: I’m going LIVE on my IG with the indestructible MATT PINFIELD to talk all things ‘90s Cruise. Join us! www.instagram.com/daveholmes
January 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Today 1/22, 5pm eastern, 2pm pacific: I’m going LIVE on my IG with the indestructible MATT PINFIELD to talk all things ‘90s Cruise. Join us! www.instagram.com/daveholmes
You do sometimes get the sense that on some level he knows the world is going to turn into a Lionel Richie video the moment he dies.
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
You do sometimes get the sense that on some level he knows the world is going to turn into a Lionel Richie video the moment he dies.
Clear and splendid thoughts from the president of the United States. (And a wonderful bonus from the Fox News chyron.)
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Clear and splendid thoughts from the president of the United States. (And a wonderful bonus from the Fox News chyron.)
If a guy in a nursing home were going on like this, his kids would be getting a call from the staff recommending a more advanced level of care.
January 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
If a guy in a nursing home were going on like this, his kids would be getting a call from the staff recommending a more advanced level of care.
Powerful stuff.
Trump: "An unbelievably nice woman also did a very incredible thing, as you know, a few days ago. Uhh. We're talking to her and maybe we can get involved in some way. I'd love to be able to do that. Maria."
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Powerful stuff.
This is real. What’s the point of being evil and in charge if you are ALSO THIS CORNY
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This is real. What’s the point of being evil and in charge if you are ALSO THIS CORNY
Imagine thinking “this is an act of violence”instead of “our boys got outwitted by buckets of water and should go home.”
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin on "acts of violence" against ICE agents in Minnesota: "Pouring water on the ground so that it would freeze the ground in front of our federal law enforcement vehicles so that they would potentially slide, crash, and potentially kill them"
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Imagine thinking “this is an act of violence”instead of “our boys got outwitted by buckets of water and should go home.”
Takes a special kind of person to remove the allure of both bisexuality and MDMA.
Crypto lobbyist and former senator Kyrsten Sinema has been sued for having affair with her ex-bodyguard. She also allegedly encouraged him to take the psychedelic drug MDMA on a Senate work trip so she could guide him through it.
Kyrsten Sinema Accused of Having Affair With Ex-Bodyguard
Crypto lobbyist and former senator Kyrsten Sinema has been sued for having affair with her ex-bodyguard. She also allegedly encouraged him to take the psychedelic drug MDMA on a Senate work trip so she could guide him through it.
nymag.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Takes a special kind of person to remove the allure of both bisexuality and MDMA.