Dave Holmes
@daveholmes.bsky.social
Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.
NOBODY WANTS THIS
New from me: The storied fiddler Ashley MacIsaac wanted to play a show at a Nova Scotia First Nation. It got cancelled because Google's AI search summary incorrectly called him a sex offender. Now he's worried for his safety www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...
Fiddler Ashley MacIsaac has show cancelled over Google AI-generated misinformation
Cape Breton musician was set to perform in Nova Scotia before a search summary incorrectly described him as a sex offender
www.theglobeandmail.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
NOBODY WANTS THIS
12/23 is traditionally Hear A Newscaster Say “Grab Snatch” Day
December 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
12/23 is traditionally Hear A Newscaster Say “Grab Snatch” Day
You’d better wise up, Bari Weiss.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You’d better wise up, Bari Weiss.
If I have to see that photo of her looking like she’s giving an invisible child a scalp massage one more fucking time I swear to god
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If I have to see that photo of her looking like she’s giving an invisible child a scalp massage one more fucking time I swear to god
A mixed bag of a year, but music-wise? It was crunky. music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
The 25 Best of 2025 by dave holmes on Apple Music
Playlist · 25 Songs
music.apple.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A mixed bag of a year, but music-wise? It was crunky. music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
The mediocre performing for the insecure.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The mediocre performing for the insecure.
How about if we hear people saying these kinds of things, even if they are tenth graders, we launch them directly into the sun?
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How about if we hear people saying these kinds of things, even if they are tenth graders, we launch them directly into the sun?
Susie Wiles is serving Darkest Timeline Elderly Lucy Van Pelt.
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Susie Wiles is serving Darkest Timeline Elderly Lucy Van Pelt.
The non-2025 songs that scored my 2025 music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
2025: How Are You, Lost Angels? by dave holmes on Apple Music
Playlist · 21 Songs
music.apple.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The non-2025 songs that scored my 2025 music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Started Heated Rivalry last night, and I don’t care whether either lead actor is gay, but I’m glad they chose two men who are authentically caked the fuck up. Visibility matters.
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Started Heated Rivalry last night, and I don’t care whether either lead actor is gay, but I’m glad they chose two men who are authentically caked the fuck up. Visibility matters.
Zonker’s nephew in Doonesbury lookin ass
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust https://gizmodo.com/palmer-luckey-wants-to-take-war-beneath-the-earths-crust-2000695764
Palmer Luckey Wants to Take War Beneath the Earth's Crust
"People think it's some kind of crazy, crazy, nutty thing," said Luckey.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Zonker’s nephew in Doonesbury lookin ass
Crispin Glover on Letterman vibes.
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Crispin Glover on Letterman vibes.
Waiwaiwait: “strong floor no ceiling” is REAL?
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Waiwaiwait: “strong floor no ceiling” is REAL?
In the last few months, I’ve started lifting weights, and annoyingly it has improved my life in exactly all the ways they tell you it’s going to. This machine has made it all easier. If you’re looking for a home gym for your 2026 self-improvement, I recommend. www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a6...
Is Speediance's New Gym Monster 2 Worth $4,000?
Turns out the smart gym can turn you into a real-life gym monster.
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December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
In the last few months, I’ve started lifting weights, and annoyingly it has improved my life in exactly all the ways they tell you it’s going to. This machine has made it all easier. If you’re looking for a home gym for your 2026 self-improvement, I recommend. www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a6...
Hi it’s me your dad
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hi it’s me your dad
Background lookin like he’s on a capsized cruise ship
mf dressed like one of Charlie in the Chocolate Factory's grandparents
Junior is melting down tonight about the special election tomorrow in TN, which should be a cakewalk for Republicans. But it isn’t, thanks to his dad’s unpopularity.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Background lookin like he’s on a capsized cruise ship
“Over there own citizens.” Dude can’t be bothered to learn the third-grade
basics of his own mother tongue, got some nerve calling anyone else incompetent.
basics of his own mother tongue, got some nerve calling anyone else incompetent.
Chief Bovino is not a political appointee. He is a civil servant, subject to the same requirements to be nonpartisan as any other employee. These messages are being broadcast from an official government account.
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@EricLDaugh •9h “BREAKING: Gov. Tim Walz says Somalians are ESSENTIAL to the Minnesota community - despite STEALING millions or even billions in taxpayer dollars.
‘They bring diversity and ENERGY to a place like Minnesota!’ Pathetic. Somalians LEECH - DEPORT THEM.”
Response from Gregory Bovino’s official account: “Waltz is of the same class as newsome, stein, pritzker - gubners [governors] who choose illegal aliens over their own citizens. Amazing incompetence”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreihst32abq4yk2kvsi3sg5bjedowsscsf5lfojdskehwivjizr2tme@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“Over there own citizens.” Dude can’t be bothered to learn the third-grade
basics of his own mother tongue, got some nerve calling anyone else incompetent.
basics of his own mother tongue, got some nerve calling anyone else incompetent.
I am wearing The Sweater.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I am wearing The Sweater.
The parallels between Donald Trump’s Truth Social feed and Britney Spears’ Instagram can no longer be ignored.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The parallels between Donald Trump’s Truth Social feed and Britney Spears’ Instagram can no longer be ignored.
We should be starting a three-week period of SOME Christmas music and only afterwards should we enter the time of ONLY Christmas music.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We should be starting a three-week period of SOME Christmas music and only afterwards should we enter the time of ONLY Christmas music.
Imagine taking a perfectly good message like “dress like an adult on an airplane” and clunking it up with “because it honors our country.”
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Imagine taking a perfectly good message like “dress like an adult on an airplane” and clunking it up with “because it honors our country.”
Awaiting my harvest. I ain’t paying to read more of that, I’m happy for you tho or sorry that happened
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Awaiting my harvest. I ain’t paying to read more of that, I’m happy for you tho or sorry that happened