Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐
@thecrazedspruce.bsky.social
Left-wing nutbar. Massive comic book, sci-fi, and pro wrestling nerd. Proud Labradorian, Newfoundlander, and Canadian, in that order. Cis He-Him. Elbows up!
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits....
The three spirits....
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits....
The three spirits....
But we need those pickles to flavour our potato chips!
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
But we need those pickles to flavour our potato chips!
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
I'm partial to this one, myself.
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm partial to this one, myself.
Security footage of the alleged thief:
October 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Security footage of the alleged thief:
The nimrod's even doubling down.
October 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The nimrod's even doubling down.
The right: "The left needs to tone down their hateful rhetoric."
Also the right:
Also the right:
October 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The right: "The left needs to tone down their hateful rhetoric."
Also the right:
Also the right:
How 'bout that.... 2/2
October 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
How 'bout that.... 2/2
Huh. You don't say.... 1/2
October 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Huh. You don't say.... 1/2
Reposted with alt text, 'cause this should be seen by EVERYONE.
September 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Reposted with alt text, 'cause this should be seen by EVERYONE.
Every day that goes by that no Democrat is willing to post articles of impeachment on this brain-addled dictator is another day that Trump is gonna make it harder and harder to impeach him.
This is not a distraction from the Epstein files. This is full-fledged dictator shit.
This is not a distraction from the Epstein files. This is full-fledged dictator shit.
September 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Every day that goes by that no Democrat is willing to post articles of impeachment on this brain-addled dictator is another day that Trump is gonna make it harder and harder to impeach him.
This is not a distraction from the Epstein files. This is full-fledged dictator shit.
This is not a distraction from the Epstein files. This is full-fledged dictator shit.
Is it just me....?
September 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Is it just me....?
Sorry, not Puffs. Blossoms.
September 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Sorry, not Puffs. Blossoms.
Refresh my memory. Did he do this for Jamal Khashoggi?
September 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Refresh my memory. Did he do this for Jamal Khashoggi?
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
(You know how everyone's got that one album that they can listen to over and over again? That they actually have to sit and listen to, rather than just let it play in the background? This is mine.)
(You know how everyone's got that one album that they can listen to over and over again? That they actually have to sit and listen to, rather than just let it play in the background? This is mine.)
September 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
(You know how everyone's got that one album that they can listen to over and over again? That they actually have to sit and listen to, rather than just let it play in the background? This is mine.)
(You know how everyone's got that one album that they can listen to over and over again? That they actually have to sit and listen to, rather than just let it play in the background? This is mine.)
You dumb motherfucker. They changed it from the "department of war" to the "department of defense" because YOU WERE NO LONGER *AT* WAR!
All changing the name back tells people is that you're planning to start MORE wars, you motherfucking tyrant!
All changing the name back tells people is that you're planning to start MORE wars, you motherfucking tyrant!
September 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You dumb motherfucker. They changed it from the "department of war" to the "department of defense" because YOU WERE NO LONGER *AT* WAR!
All changing the name back tells people is that you're planning to start MORE wars, you motherfucking tyrant!
All changing the name back tells people is that you're planning to start MORE wars, you motherfucking tyrant!
Jack Nicholson, best known as the pain-loving dental patient in the original Little Shop Of Horrors.
September 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Jack Nicholson, best known as the pain-loving dental patient in the original Little Shop Of Horrors.
Kinda in the mood to look up the Kevin Klein movie "Dave" all of a sudden.
Don't know why, really....
Don't know why, really....
August 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Kinda in the mood to look up the Kevin Klein movie "Dave" all of a sudden.
Don't know why, really....
Don't know why, really....
No. FUUUUUUUUUUCK no.
August 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
No. FUUUUUUUUUUCK no.
Speaking as a Canadian, who has had both English and French on every single product I've ever bought in my entire GenX life, literally the only confusion I've ever had was whether the Vachon cakes are called "Bilot Logs" or just "Logs".
So, yeah. That's racism. Can confirm.
So, yeah. That's racism. Can confirm.
August 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Speaking as a Canadian, who has had both English and French on every single product I've ever bought in my entire GenX life, literally the only confusion I've ever had was whether the Vachon cakes are called "Bilot Logs" or just "Logs".
So, yeah. That's racism. Can confirm.
So, yeah. That's racism. Can confirm.
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.
August 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about.
Checking my Twitter for the first time in weeks, and came across this gem by @krang.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Checking my Twitter for the first time in weeks, and came across this gem by @krang.bsky.social