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Will (Stand On Guard) Hutchings🫐
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Left-wing nutbar. Massive comic book, sci-fi, and pro wrestling nerd. Proud Labradorian, Newfoundlander, and Canadian, in that order. Cis He-Him. Elbows up!
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I like it's Gambit's beer and not Wolverine's. Because you know Logan drinks swill but Remi gets the good stuff.
Here is a true thing and it has nothing to do with sales or marketing or my of that noise.

If your blood family sucks, come be with us. I get the privilege of inviting you to be an honorary X-Man and you get to ride in the Blackbird and steal Gambit’s beer and be part of a family that loves you.
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Me spending the past month writing the first Killjoy story to feature a Puerto Rican character and feeling like no one is going to care or notice. Then, last night happened.

#KasandraKilljoy
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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Imagine making a huge spectacle out of your alternative halftime show to please your Dear Leader only to find out that he chose to watch the real halftime show instead.
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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If you haven’t already, delete your TikTok
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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139 million people watched Bad Bunny
4 million people watched Kid Rock

The Charlie Kirk memorial was a total flop

Almost no one went to see Melania

If there's some vast, conservative supermajority whey do they never show up for events like this?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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This video has over 9 million views already.
The NFL dropped the entire #BenitoBowl on YouTube overnight, for the smartypantses and shenanigans peeps who didn't see it
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youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show
YouTube video by NFL
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February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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“Nobody understands a word this guy is saying.” He was speaking Spanish. Pretty sure plenty of people understood what that guy was saying.
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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NEW VIDEO! Teacher Reacts to School Being Renamed for Donald Trump youtu.be/ApN6q9KMugQ
Teacher Reacts to School Being Renamed for Donald Trump
YouTube video by Steve Shives
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February 9, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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Jesus Christ, someone was getting PAID to make him look like that?!
BREAKING: Keir Starmer's top spin doctor has quit amid the fallout from the Peter Mandelson scandal

Tim Allen has become the latest to No 10 figure out the door as Starmer clings to power
February 9, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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This why so many of us fell in love with the X-Men in the first place
Here is a true thing and it has nothing to do with sales or marketing or my of that noise.

If your blood family sucks, come be with us. I get the privilege of inviting you to be an honorary X-Man and you get to ride in the Blackbird and steal Gambit’s beer and be part of a family that loves you.
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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There is nothing more American than making Kid Rock look like shit.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Things I was not expecting to show up in The Beauty -- an unhinged Vincent D'Onofrio.

Things I always enjoy -- an unhinged Vincent D'Onofrio.
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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The culture wars are ripping families apart!
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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the dynamite incident:

youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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One of the core things the Epstein emails reveal are not only are the rich owner class all absolute monsters, but they’re all really fucking stupid too. Stripped of all their wealth they wouldn’t know how to dress themselves.
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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Very funny watching racists crash out about not understanding a thing about Bad Bunny's halftime show when Gaga sang in English and the words "the only thing more powerful than hate is love" were prominently displayed on a three-storey tall electronic billboard for a full minute.
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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Kid Rock is when they give you an uncooked Filet O'Fish and try to tell you it's lobster.
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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Here is a true thing and it has nothing to do with sales or marketing or my of that noise.

If your blood family sucks, come be with us. I get the privilege of inviting you to be an honorary X-Man and you get to ride in the Blackbird and steal Gambit’s beer and be part of a family that loves you.
February 9, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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Bad Bunny understood the assignment…
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Folks, look, it’s easy to make fun of Kid Rock but it’s important to remember that it’s also hilarious.
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Also, keep in mind, by 5 eps into The Next Generation, we had Code of Honor, The Naked Then, The Last Outpost, as well as Encounter at Farpoint. Outside of the strong cast - it was a wildly weak start to a new Star Trek. Pound for pound, Starfleet Academy is better than TNG s1.
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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Its reviews that amount to watching the show so they can make a listicle of shallow nitpicks and "things I don't like" to justify the predetermined conclusion that the show is bad, rather than ever engaging with it on its own terms.
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 AM