Allen Bored
@theboredshow.bsky.social
I like socialism and sportsball
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
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Reaggravated it jerking himself off
Rap: Aaron Rodgers (left wrist) won't play Week 12.
Mason Rudolph will start for the Steelers.
Mason Rudolph will start for the Steelers.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Reaggravated it jerking himself off
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I think this probably tells you at least one guy on the list.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I think this probably tells you at least one guy on the list.
Being on the right side of releasing the Epstein files was an insanely low bar to clear and it doesn’t erase that MTG is a racist and antisemite.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Being on the right side of releasing the Epstein files was an insanely low bar to clear and it doesn’t erase that MTG is a racist and antisemite.
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
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November 20, 1981: Kevin Stacom (who’d been out of the NBA for 2+ seasons) drives to Boston to meet Don Nelson for breakfast and later watch a Bucks-Celtics game at Boston Garden, but ends up PLAYING for the Bucks in the game instead (and scoring 10 PTS).
📰 Sports Illustrated
📰 Sports Illustrated
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
November 20, 1981: Kevin Stacom (who’d been out of the NBA for 2+ seasons) drives to Boston to meet Don Nelson for breakfast and later watch a Bucks-Celtics game at Boston Garden, but ends up PLAYING for the Bucks in the game instead (and scoring 10 PTS).
📰 Sports Illustrated
📰 Sports Illustrated
When they say the game is a Peacock exclusive.
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When they say the game is a Peacock exclusive.
The thing about anti-vaxxers and autism that always gets me is that even if they were right, which they definitely are not, why the fuck would you want your kids to have measles or polio instead of autism? I'd rather my kid have autism than be dead.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The thing about anti-vaxxers and autism that always gets me is that even if they were right, which they definitely are not, why the fuck would you want your kids to have measles or polio instead of autism? I'd rather my kid have autism than be dead.
The next step will be to repeal most child labor laws.
The U.S. Education Department is moving management of K-12 and higher education to the Department of Labor
Is Trump dismantling the Education Department? Not yet. But changes are coming.
The U.S. Education Department is moving management of K-12 and higher education to the Department of Labor and parceling out other core job duties to other agencies. It's the most sweeping effort so f...
www.chalkbeat.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The next step will be to repeal most child labor laws.
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i fucking hate these people so much. "i spent the time working, reading and thinking" so you want a train. you want the bus. get on fucking public transit you absolute coward. or are you afraid of being next to god forbid someone poorer than you??
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i fucking hate these people so much. "i spent the time working, reading and thinking" so you want a train. you want the bus. get on fucking public transit you absolute coward. or are you afraid of being next to god forbid someone poorer than you??
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Local pervert no longer “a big wheel” at the war criminal factory
#BREAKING: Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties | News | The Harvard Crimson
Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey E. Epstein.
www.thecrimson.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Local pervert no longer “a big wheel” at the war criminal factory
This is taking the old man spray painting “BLACKS RULE” to a whole new level.
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is taking the old man spray painting “BLACKS RULE” to a whole new level.
Steve Tasker should send a bouquet of flowers to Leon Lett every time he advances in a Hall of Fame ballot. I know he was a really good at kick coverage but come on man, he has no business being in the same company as the other candidates.
Former 49ers RB Roger Craig advances as one of nine seniors candidates for Pro Football Hall of Fame’s Class of 2026.
Three from the following group will be selected as finalists:
Roger Craig
Ken Anderson
Henry Ellard
L.C. Greenwood
Joe Jacoby
Eddie Meador
Stanley Morgan
Steve Tasker
Otis Taylor
Three from the following group will be selected as finalists:
Roger Craig
Ken Anderson
Henry Ellard
L.C. Greenwood
Joe Jacoby
Eddie Meador
Stanley Morgan
Steve Tasker
Otis Taylor
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Steve Tasker should send a bouquet of flowers to Leon Lett every time he advances in a Hall of Fame ballot. I know he was a really good at kick coverage but come on man, he has no business being in the same company as the other candidates.
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see this shit is why I’m skeptical of any successful coverup by the DOJ re: Epstein because these are just dumb motherfuckers
BREAKING: Prosecutors in the Comey case just told the judge that they’re under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether career prosecutors wrote a memo recommending *against* indicting Comey prior to Halligan going to the grand jury.
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
see this shit is why I’m skeptical of any successful coverup by the DOJ re: Epstein because these are just dumb motherfuckers
The fix was always going to be in. That being said I doubt public opinion is going to change much when Trump’s conveniently doesn’t appear in the files.
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The fix was always going to be in. That being said I doubt public opinion is going to change much when Trump’s conveniently doesn’t appear in the files.
Bill Walton thankfully did not live to see the death of the Maui Invitational.
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bill Walton thankfully did not live to see the death of the Maui Invitational.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
Every nationally televised Raiders game is a policy failure.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every nationally televised Raiders game is a policy failure.
I’d rather have a brain worm than read any more of this book.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’d rather have a brain worm than read any more of this book.
Fuck it, let’s get really weird and have a Broncos/Bears Super Bowl.
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Fuck it, let’s get really weird and have a Broncos/Bears Super Bowl.
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
bit.ly
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
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This is crazy—I can’t think of anyone to the left of center who’s ever “suggested all that matters to where you fit now is based on your identity.” That’s arguably a more accurate description of the current nativist/nationalist positions of the Republican Party, than it is to anything on the left.
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This is crazy—I can’t think of anyone to the left of center who’s ever “suggested all that matters to where you fit now is based on your identity.” That’s arguably a more accurate description of the current nativist/nationalist positions of the Republican Party, than it is to anything on the left.
Non-zero chance at least one GOP rep campaigns on repealing age of consent laws next year.
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Non-zero chance at least one GOP rep campaigns on repealing age of consent laws next year.
"He promised to take a bullet for her."
God damn there's a joke here I want to make but I don't want to get banned.
God damn there's a joke here I want to make but I don't want to get banned.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"He promised to take a bullet for her."
God damn there's a joke here I want to make but I don't want to get banned.
God damn there's a joke here I want to make but I don't want to get banned.
Dave should use a hammer a litte more his size, like a Lego hammer.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dave should use a hammer a litte more his size, like a Lego hammer.
Clearly the AL MVP voters were too intimidated and jealous of the Big Dumper’s dumper.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Clearly the AL MVP voters were too intimidated and jealous of the Big Dumper’s dumper.