Allen Bored
@theboredshow.bsky.social
I like socialism and sportsball
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
ACC, why haven't you invited Sacramento State? Are you cowards?
northern Illinois and the mac having the most toxic of breakups
Sources: MAC nearing vote on adding Sacramento State to league as football-only member
MAC executives are in serious discussions on a move that would bring a windfall to current member schools. Sacramento State’s entry fee is expected to be more than $15 million.
sports.yahoo.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
ACC, why haven't you invited Sacramento State? Are you cowards?
I'm no fan of Tom Cruise but the guy genuinely loves making movies and I'd love to hear him tear into this slop.
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I'm no fan of Tom Cruise but the guy genuinely loves making movies and I'd love to hear him tear into this slop.
They will accuse the party balloon of being a domestic terrorist.
February 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
They will accuse the party balloon of being a domestic terrorist.
When I first looked, I thought "well maybe some other things have been moved around too" and oh no, it's the only thing that is gone lmao
SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts
Oh she HATED his guts
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
When I first looked, I thought "well maybe some other things have been moved around too" and oh no, it's the only thing that is gone lmao
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tbh nobody should be asking leftists if they'll support newsom and leftists should mostly brush off the question. it's a divisive trap that serves *only* newsom's personal interests. he isn't the candidate, he's a shithead and nominating him would be a bad idea. useless hypothetical.
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
tbh nobody should be asking leftists if they'll support newsom and leftists should mostly brush off the question. it's a divisive trap that serves *only* newsom's personal interests. he isn't the candidate, he's a shithead and nominating him would be a bad idea. useless hypothetical.
My money is on an increasingly sundowning Trump declaring "SHUT DOWN EL PASO" at 5 in the morning and he has since forgot about it.
U.S. FAA : THE TEMPORARY CLOSURE OF AIRSPACE OVER EL PASO HAS BEEN LIFTED.
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
My money is on an increasingly sundowning Trump declaring "SHUT DOWN EL PASO" at 5 in the morning and he has since forgot about it.
"Of course all of my children left Pedophile Island." *tugs nervously on collar*
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
"Of course all of my children left Pedophile Island." *tugs nervously on collar*
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
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the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences
When Jake Paul sees Woke 2 coming.
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
When Jake Paul sees Woke 2 coming.
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Handing the trophy to the owner first is absolutely one of the worst traditions in American sports.
Can’t describe how little I ever want to hear from a team owner in any sport anytime soon
February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Handing the trophy to the owner first is absolutely one of the worst traditions in American sports.
Lame
I know Kenneth Walker has had a good game but they under no circumstances can give the MVP to an offensive player.
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Lame
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Devon Witherspoon: Two sacks, one forced fumble (returned for a TD), ZERO targets in 33 coverage snaps.
GIVE HIM THE MVP!!!!
GIVE HIM THE MVP!!!!
A notable sack for someone who has Devon Witherspoon as my Super Bowl MVP pick
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Devon Witherspoon: Two sacks, one forced fumble (returned for a TD), ZERO targets in 33 coverage snaps.
GIVE HIM THE MVP!!!!
GIVE HIM THE MVP!!!!
Just when you thought there couldn’t be an even worse AI commercial left.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Just when you thought there couldn’t be an even worse AI commercial left.
Drake Maye-be shouldn’t have thrown that.
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Drake Maye-be shouldn’t have thrown that.
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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The nice commercial about helping kids find their lost pets was the scariest thing I've seen in my life
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The nice commercial about helping kids find their lost pets was the scariest thing I've seen in my life
A touchdown? This game officially sucks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
A touchdown? This game officially sucks.
I know Kenneth Walker has had a good game but they under no circumstances can give the MVP to an offensive player.
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I know Kenneth Walker has had a good game but they under no circumstances can give the MVP to an offensive player.
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*slamming clipboard on desk* FIELD. GOALS. FIELD. GOALS. FIELD. GOALS.
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
*slamming clipboard on desk* FIELD. GOALS. FIELD. GOALS. FIELD. GOALS.
Officially rooting for no touchdowns.
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Officially rooting for no touchdowns.