Allen Bored
@theboredshow.bsky.social
I like socialism and sportsball
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
My baseball nerd alt: @rankingsomeguys.bsky.social
Bill Walton thankfully did not live to see the death of the Maui Invitational.
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bill Walton thankfully did not live to see the death of the Maui Invitational.
Reposted by Allen Bored
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
Every nationally televised Raiders game is a policy failure.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every nationally televised Raiders game is a policy failure.
I’d rather have a brain worm than read any more of this book.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’d rather have a brain worm than read any more of this book.
Fuck it, let’s get really weird and have a Broncos/Bears Super Bowl.
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Fuck it, let’s get really weird and have a Broncos/Bears Super Bowl.
Reposted by Allen Bored
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
bit.ly
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
Reposted by Allen Bored
This is crazy—I can’t think of anyone to the left of center who’s ever “suggested all that matters to where you fit now is based on your identity.” That’s arguably a more accurate description of the current nativist/nationalist positions of the Republican Party, than it is to anything on the left.
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This is crazy—I can’t think of anyone to the left of center who’s ever “suggested all that matters to where you fit now is based on your identity.” That’s arguably a more accurate description of the current nativist/nationalist positions of the Republican Party, than it is to anything on the left.
Non-zero chance at least one GOP rep campaigns on repealing age of consent laws next year.
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Non-zero chance at least one GOP rep campaigns on repealing age of consent laws next year.
"He promised to take a bullet for her."
God damn there's a joke here I want to make but I don't want to get banned.
God damn there's a joke here I want to make but I don't want to get banned.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"He promised to take a bullet for her."
God damn there's a joke here I want to make but I don't want to get banned.
God damn there's a joke here I want to make but I don't want to get banned.
Dave should use a hammer a litte more his size, like a Lego hammer.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Dave should use a hammer a litte more his size, like a Lego hammer.
Clearly the AL MVP voters were too intimidated and jealous of the Big Dumper’s dumper.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Clearly the AL MVP voters were too intimidated and jealous of the Big Dumper’s dumper.
The only good thing about this administration is how every time someone posts one of these ghoul's age it makes everyone on my timeline feel so much younger.
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The only good thing about this administration is how every time someone posts one of these ghoul's age it makes everyone on my timeline feel so much younger.
Yup all those "illegals" storming the border with 50 grand burning a hole in their pocket for a down payment on a home.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Yup all those "illegals" storming the border with 50 grand burning a hole in their pocket for a down payment on a home.
Reposted by Allen Bored
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
Reposted by Allen Bored
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
Reposted by Allen Bored
Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:
The least important thing that I’ve learned from the Epstein e-mails is that none of these people can type a normal e-mail.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The least important thing that I’ve learned from the Epstein e-mails is that none of these people can type a normal e-mail.
This place has the juice.
Here's John Fetterman complaining on CNN about how mean Bluesky is to him -- and how the far-left is way more "poisonous" than the far-right.
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This place has the juice.
lmao oh man they are trying so hard to find something that gives the loosest possible sign that prices are actually coming down that they have to lie about a fucking DoorDash report.
🔥 The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."
NEW DATA: Lower Prices, Bigger Paychecks
President Donald J. Trump’s bold economic agenda is delivering real results for American families — with new data from DoorDash’s State of Local Commerce
www.whitehouse.gov
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
lmao oh man they are trying so hard to find something that gives the loosest possible sign that prices are actually coming down that they have to lie about a fucking DoorDash report.
Job report so bad it caught on fire.
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Job report so bad it caught on fire.
Reposted by Allen Bored
It’s true, if you hate my posts, then you hate the troops
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s true, if you hate my posts, then you hate the troops
Woke 2 needs to happen at ESPN too.
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Woke 2 needs to happen at ESPN too.
Me: *committing crime right in front of robot*
Robot: *falls on face after taking one step towards me*
Robot: *falls on face after taking one step towards me*
"It's just gonna stop you from committing crime, that's really it."
Elon Says His Robot Will Follow Criminals Around to Make Sure They Never Offend Again
Tesla CEO Elon Musk offered an idea to curtail crime during his latest meeting with the board of directors: robots that stalk criminals.
trib.al
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Me: *committing crime right in front of robot*
Robot: *falls on face after taking one step towards me*
Robot: *falls on face after taking one step towards me*
Huh, imagine that.
Nancy Mace is expected to pull her support for the petition to release the Epstein Files, the day before Adelita Grijalva is sworn in.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Huh, imagine that.
Reposted by Allen Bored
would be cool if literally anything came of this
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
would be cool if literally anything came of this