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Shawn Sparks
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American in The Netherlands. Nacho Supremo.
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sorry but if you're wondering "why didn't these two people who are famous online talk about dating each other" the answer is "shut the fuck up and stop being a weird little freak you asshole, people are allowed private lives"
May 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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This about sums up the maga base right now.
April 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Dystopia but make it stupid
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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poor Nintendo, announcing the Switch 2 just in time to have it cost ten thousand dollars
April 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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In a very genuine way we need to salute dudes like this who are just big guys in baseball caps who say things like “I’m a Christian so I think we should care about everybody”
February 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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i just think at this point it you don't see the direct path from gamergate to trumpism then you're purposely ignoring it
he’s so mad we clocked his fake gamer tea
February 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Are they still eating cats and dogs in Springfield or is that just something that happens before elections?
January 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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i sent an email to DOGE and suggested replacing the entire Department of Defense with Warhammer 40,000 miniatures but they actually did the math and it turns out that would be much more expensive
January 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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democrats: oh my goodness. can he DO that?

democrats: (continue to let him do that)

democrats: he just DID that. give us $100
January 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Outrageous and factually inaccurate to say that Elon Musk did the Nazi salute yesterday. He did it twice.
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Fuck the incoming president. Fuck everyone who enabled him, everyone who acted without urgency to stop him, everyone who thought he’d just fade away. Stop saying you hope he succeeds bc success for him is the end of America. Do everything in your power to stop, undermine, laugh at & defeat him.
January 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Imagine if you really put your heart in a blender
Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
January 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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They should have an option to not have 100 porno ladies follow you a day on here.
December 31, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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I'm thrilled that he followed this up by getting into a public slapfight with Asmongold, who is an idiot covered in bugs, and somehow losing
i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic
January 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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The closer we get to January 20th, the more I'm thinking that ...

WE'RE FUCKED.

Trump will screw the economy.
He will screw immigrants.
He will screw free speech.

If the Democrats had a spine, I'd be more optimistic. But alas ... the Senate Democrats are a complete joke.
January 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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All Los Angeles Public Library locations are providing free N95 masks. Libraries are essential!
January 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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1) he doesn’t have any friends
2) Beverly Hills is unaffected so far
3) even if it was being ‘decimated’, the fact that his concern in this moment is only for rich folks and the ‘biggest most valuable homes’ tells you everything about this pathetic man.
Trump: I know those areas very well. I have many friends living in those houses. That is a true tragedy. Nobody ever thought -- I mean virtually Beverly Hills and areas around Beverly an are being decimated.
January 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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It should go without saying at this point, but be careful what you post on social media, especially if you live somewhere like Florida.
A trans woman on tiktok posted about getting her gender marker changed on her Florida drivers license. Florida investigated her over it, canceled her license, and then leaked the story to libs of tiktok to announce it publicly to humiliate her.
January 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Jeez, stay safe SoCal friends. Terrible news to wake up to. Gut wrenching to see this. Growing up in LA fires are a part of life but I don't remember ever seeing it this bad. Wishing all the best to everyone effected.
January 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM