The 98Gourd
@the984.bsky.social
Honk if you love me. Welcoming to all Commentariat. Full of waffles but devoid of life.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Strong Baghdad Bob is not a Homestar Runner character I'm familiar with
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Strong Baghdad Bob is not a Homestar Runner character I'm familiar with
We should encourage more people to cook goose for Christmas
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We should encourage more people to cook goose for Christmas
smashkrat?
Therapy.
Therapy.
Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
smashkrat?
Therapy.
Therapy.
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
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NiGHTS into Dreams on the Sega Saturn samples Home Alone for the menu music
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
NiGHTS into Dreams on the Sega Saturn samples Home Alone for the menu music
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Mac & cheese does not square with my understanding of Thankgsiving, so while I like M&C and do not like green bean casserole, I gotta eliminate M&C.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Mac & cheese does not square with my understanding of Thankgsiving, so while I like M&C and do not like green bean casserole, I gotta eliminate M&C.
That is how we engage with social media, yes
My wife has been struck dead where she shits by the accuracy of this accusation.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
That is how we engage with social media, yes
bad week for people in the northeast with two z's in their last name
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
bad week for people in the northeast with two z's in their last name
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not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
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Actual footage of Hat Man:
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Actual footage of Hat Man:
I'm sorry
We have an RB named *Bo Walker*
?
Buddy, you have some names to live up to in the SEC.
We have an RB named *Bo Walker*
?
Buddy, you have some names to live up to in the SEC.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I'm sorry
We have an RB named *Bo Walker*
?
Buddy, you have some names to live up to in the SEC.
We have an RB named *Bo Walker*
?
Buddy, you have some names to live up to in the SEC.
The fuck is Oklahoma wearing
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The fuck is Oklahoma wearing
Charlotte's punter is named Bronson Long.
That's a good punter name.
That's a good punter name.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Charlotte's punter is named Bronson Long.
That's a good punter name.
That's a good punter name.
*adjusts tie*
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
*adjusts tie*
ESPN just showed flags on campus at half staff
What for?
What for?
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ESPN just showed flags on campus at half staff
What for?
What for?
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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
It's in your grasp, Lee.
All you have to do is move your little finger.
All you have to do is move your little finger.
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It's in your grasp, Lee.
All you have to do is move your little finger.
All you have to do is move your little finger.
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happy dr. manhattan day to all who celebrate
November 22, 2023 at 1:48 PM
happy dr. manhattan day to all who celebrate
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good morning @anthropologal.bsky.social
I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
good morning @anthropologal.bsky.social
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Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement