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Honk if you love me. Welcoming to all Commentariat. Full of waffles but devoid of life.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Strong Baghdad Bob is not a Homestar Runner character I'm familiar with
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We should encourage more people to cook goose for Christmas
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
smashkrat?

Therapy.
Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy

only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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NiGHTS into Dreams on the Sega Saturn samples Home Alone for the menu music
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Mac & cheese does not square with my understanding of Thankgsiving, so while I like M&C and do not like green bean casserole, I gotta eliminate M&C.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
That is how we engage with social media, yes
My wife has been struck dead where she shits by the accuracy of this accusation.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
bad week for people in the northeast with two z's in their last name
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like

- double murder suicide
- they booked the world title bad
- industrial accident murder
- they booked the world title bad
- organized crime murder
- organized crime murder
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Actual footage of Hat Man:
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm sorry

We have an RB named *Bo Walker*

?

Buddy, you have some names to live up to in the SEC.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The fuck is Oklahoma wearing
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Charlotte's punter is named Bronson Long.

That's a good punter name.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
*adjusts tie*
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ESPN just showed flags on campus at half staff

What for?
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It's in your grasp, Lee.

All you have to do is move your little finger.
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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happy dr. manhattan day to all who celebrate
November 22, 2023 at 1:48 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM