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Ryan Bloom
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Too weird to live, too rare to die. I created Sagexpo.org a long time ago, dabbling in game development for 20+ years. They used to pay me to write. People seem to like my Youtube videos.
http://blazehedgehog.bltn.net/
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Curious about the Unleashed Recomp for PC? Have you heard "things" about Sonic Unleashed and want to know what's up with that game? I've got you covered.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhZ8...
So It's Your First Time Playing Sonic Unleashed... (Recompiled)
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From the late Jesse Hamm. My personal mantra for the past decade.
February 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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BLUESKY TIP

When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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I need Y3 Remastered to outsell Kiwami in it's launch period. I need that. I want Sega to throw someone out a 10th story window.
Last chance to get Yakuza 3 Remastered digital individually

(Steam) Fanatical $16.99 w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/O1GPEtl #ad
$19.99 US PSN buff.ly/33B5sZL
Xbox buff.ly/JzS3MoQ

3-5 Collection PS4 physical $22 at VGP buff.ly/a1692lp

Y3R will only be available in $130 bundle after tomorrow
February 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I'm gonna be real with you: so I streamed my first time with Tears of the Kingdom, yeah? I've wanted to do a second stream for a while now where I get to reveal the fact I put 100 hours into the game but never advanced the story past where we left off on stream.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 6h
Mamoru Oshii, the director of legendary anime movie Ghost in the Shell, has said that he's played Fallout 4 for 10,000 hours while avoiding its main quest. https://bit.ly/4aud4Hh
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).
incredible things are happening in China
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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I’ve seen this thing crop up with people who are wildly successful

It’s not always (or even often) eugenics - sometimes it’s about auras, reincarnations, determination, kindness of spirit, inherited intelligence, whatever

If you get lucky and make it big, you always want to believe you earned it
Evil men like Epstein are, in the simplest form, obsessed with eugenics because they believe that their ill-gotten gains are the product of some innate superiority.
Epstein couldn't stop emailing people about eugenics
In the latest files, the trafficker gives it a Silicon Valley–pilled name: "genetic altruism."
www.motherjones.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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This reminds me so much of Hellboy creator Mike Mignola, who when quizzed about why he took a story in a certain direction usually answers along the lines of, “Because I wanted to draw [insert thing he wanted to draw].”
February 11, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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This uhhh really sounds like it's the YouTube solution, "an invisible, unaccountable AI will decide whether to demote you from adult* privileges", which is kind of the worst possible solution in the world

* We might also say "citizen" or "human" here
Discord has posted updated clarification:

-Discord is not requiring everyone to complete a face scan or upload an ID to use Discord
-The vast majority of people can continue using Discord exactly as they do today, without ever being asked to confirm their age

discord.com/press-releas...
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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happy anniversary, Price Master www.youtube.com/shorts/k9E3D...
PriceMaster Day - 25th Anniversary Message... ALL HAIL THE PRICEMASTER ♥️
YouTube video by ThePriceMaster
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February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Flawless, 10/10 ending
this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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LUIGI BOARD LUIGI BOARD 🏄‍♂️

the ultimate form!!
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Sometimes it hits me how far reaching some TSSZ things could be. Browsing through Sonic Unleashed concept art now, I stopped and saw this tucked inside. This is the article badge I made for TSSZ's coverage of CEDEC in 2008. Which means many of these probably came from TSSZ's article, that I wrote
February 10, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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Guys, dont immediately jump ship. Complain on Discords forums. Spam their emails. Make noise. We'll never tackle the overlying problem if we just keep jumping ship.

Discord is easy to bully out of doing shit. We've made them stop doing NFT shit. We can stop them taking ID's. :)
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I heard once (and only once) that, allegedly, it was Dave Halverson himself that dosed the coffee with LSD. The same Dave Halverson that gave Sonic 2006 a 9/10 score. The same Dave Halverson that openly shit-talked his colleagues for being bad at games (mainly ones he was overscoring, like Sonic 06)
It occurs to me that many people don't know about the GameFan coffee incident.

In 1993, GameFan published a manic 6-page review of the game Cybermorph that was written while tripping on LSD that somebody put in the office coffee pot

The review declared that Cybermorph was the first "real" game
February 10, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
"It works entirely client-side, by design" sounds like something that can be hacked around, too.
Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Oh yeah, since I've been sick, I forgot that the first throwback post went up on Patreon. Next one will be on the 19th. www.patreon.com/posts/better...
A Better Late Than Never Look at “Knuckles” | Throwback | BlazeHedgehog (Ryan Bloom)
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February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM