Ryan Bloom
@blazehedgehog.bltn.net
Too weird to live, too rare to die. I created Sagexpo.org a long time ago, dabbling in game development for 20+ years. They used to pay me to write. People seem to like my Youtube videos.
http://blazehedgehog.bltn.net/
http://blazehedgehog.bltn.net/
There's a bug in Fortnite STW right now where sometimes characters with hair go completely bald and I'm losing my mind over bald tactical santa right now
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
There's a bug in Fortnite STW right now where sometimes characters with hair go completely bald and I'm losing my mind over bald tactical santa right now
dreamworks face intensifies
January 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
dreamworks face intensifies
Just kidding! The rest of the rent money came in today.
December 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just kidding! The rest of the rent money came in today.
Metroid Prime 4 isn't even cracking the top 25.
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Metroid Prime 4 isn't even cracking the top 25.
Mario Kart 8, an 11 year old game, is currently the top seller on the Switch eShop.
December 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Mario Kart 8, an 11 year old game, is currently the top seller on the Switch eShop.
Before it gets too much later...
December 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Before it gets too much later...
Unfortunately, I've long since lost my ability to look things up for myself or forming personal opinions, so unless somebody makes a Youtube video explaining it for me, I'll never know
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Unfortunately, I've long since lost my ability to look things up for myself or forming personal opinions, so unless somebody makes a Youtube video explaining it for me, I'll never know
Maybe I should start using :E again
December 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Maybe I should start using :E again
Nicked up the bottom of his shoe real bad, but I was impatient
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Nicked up the bottom of his shoe real bad, but I was impatient
That only took *looks at watch* 5 hours
December 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
That only took *looks at watch* 5 hours
it's everywhere, lmao. and I'm even being really proactive about wiping down
December 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
it's everywhere, lmao. and I'm even being really proactive about wiping down
A look at the second one before I crack into it.
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A look at the second one before I crack into it.
Looks like I scratched the back of his head a little
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Looks like I scratched the back of his head a little
Scraping seems to be the way to go, which is probably why they suggested soaking it in water.
December 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Scraping seems to be the way to go, which is probably why they suggested soaking it in water.