Deck the Wallbanger
@hardywallbanger.bsky.social
Midvale School For The Gifted esteemed alum, long suffering Husker, Mustache grower, and trivia titan.
Georgia just got royally fucked with that targeting call
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Georgia just got royally fucked with that targeting call
🎶Everywhere I hear the sound
Of marching, charging feet, boy
'Cause summer's here and the time is right
For fighting in the street, boy🎶
Of marching, charging feet, boy
'Cause summer's here and the time is right
For fighting in the street, boy🎶
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
🎶Everywhere I hear the sound
Of marching, charging feet, boy
'Cause summer's here and the time is right
For fighting in the street, boy🎶
Of marching, charging feet, boy
'Cause summer's here and the time is right
For fighting in the street, boy🎶
“I should call her”
January 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
“I should call her”
Gete Polding
/send Skeet
/send Skeet
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Gete Polding
/send Skeet
/send Skeet
Me: “I don’t know what happened to your beers in the garage fridge!”
My dad:
My dad:
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Me: “I don’t know what happened to your beers in the garage fridge!”
My dad:
My dad:
Bama’s getting beat like Schwartz after ralphie told his mom that he heard the F word from him
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Bama’s getting beat like Schwartz after ralphie told his mom that he heard the F word from him
This is like watching Clark Griswold outwit the Blackjack dealer in Vegas Vacation.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
This is like watching Clark Griswold outwit the Blackjack dealer in Vegas Vacation.
Update: 4 TD game.
Why is Alabama kicking to turn a 3-TD game into a 3-TD game late in the third quarter?
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Update: 4 TD game.
Absolutely beating. That. Ass.
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Absolutely beating. That. Ass.
Why wouldn’t they?
Is Alabama seriously playing "Fat Bottomed Girls" at the Rose Bowl
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Why wouldn’t they?
Hello, I’m Golf Club swung at a Piñata.
Hi, I'm your enlarged fibrous uterus!
January 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Hello, I’m Golf Club swung at a Piñata.
Bama, ya dead?
a man is laying in a pile of cardboard boxes with the words `` yeah mon '' written next to him .
ALT: a man is laying in a pile of cardboard boxes with the words `` yeah mon '' written next to him .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Bama, ya dead?
The race is on and it’s so over for you hoes.
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The race is on and it’s so over for you hoes.
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I don't find this threatening. I find it what America is all about.
Mamdani: Where else can you hear the sound of the steel pan, savor the smell of sancocho, and pay $9 for coffee on the same block? Where else could a Muslim kid like me grow up eating bagels and lox every Sunday?
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I don't find this threatening. I find it what America is all about.
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Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5
NOW it’s a party.
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
NOW it’s a party.
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
Hell yeah. Fuck yeah.
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Hell yeah. Fuck yeah.
It continues
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
It continues
Ello poppet.
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Ello poppet.
Rockport, Missouri firework stand ass monument.
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Rockport, Missouri firework stand ass monument.
Utah plays the type of football that I wish that Nebraska played.
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Utah plays the type of football that I wish that Nebraska played.
“Everybody moved but the center”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Everybody moved but the center”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Damn. The folks have some damn good seats.
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Damn. The folks have some damn good seats.
This seems like the slowest damn game I’ve ever seen.
December 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This seems like the slowest damn game I’ve ever seen.