Turkey Wallbanger
@hardywallbanger.bsky.social
Midvale School For The Gifted esteemed alum, long suffering Husker, Mustache grower
Nebraska Basketball DID beat Oklahoma.
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Nebraska Basketball DID beat Oklahoma.
Originally made for my Jaysker coworker. Feel like imma need it this year
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Originally made for my Jaysker coworker. Feel like imma need it this year
Waco is gorgeous time of year.
(It's not)
(It's not)
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Waco is gorgeous time of year.
(It's not)
(It's not)
knowshon moreno ass sweat glands.
(but seriously, this dude could be eating bacon and eggs and it looked like he just finished a marathon. *which he assuredly couldn't possibly do)
(but seriously, this dude could be eating bacon and eggs and it looked like he just finished a marathon. *which he assuredly couldn't possibly do)
a close up of a football player 's face with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a football player 's face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
knowshon moreno ass sweat glands.
(but seriously, this dude could be eating bacon and eggs and it looked like he just finished a marathon. *which he assuredly couldn't possibly do)
(but seriously, this dude could be eating bacon and eggs and it looked like he just finished a marathon. *which he assuredly couldn't possibly do)
skin gets flushed for sure, but I don't get the pouring sweat.
My aunt's second husband looked like he just got out of a pool while he was eating any meal.
My aunt's second husband looked like he just got out of a pool while he was eating any meal.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
skin gets flushed for sure, but I don't get the pouring sweat.
My aunt's second husband looked like he just got out of a pool while he was eating any meal.
My aunt's second husband looked like he just got out of a pool while he was eating any meal.
nah, I don't get sweaty. I think I'm broken.
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
nah, I don't get sweaty. I think I'm broken.
A level of olfactory devastation on par with the Tunguska Incident of 1908
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A level of olfactory devastation on par with the Tunguska Incident of 1908
One of the people photo has to sell a pyramid scheme product. I'm torn between Norwex or Herbalife.
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
One of the people photo has to sell a pyramid scheme product. I'm torn between Norwex or Herbalife.
DON'T TAKE THIS MAN'S ADVICE ON MATTERS OF GASTROINTESTINAL DISTRESS
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
DON'T TAKE THIS MAN'S ADVICE ON MATTERS OF GASTROINTESTINAL DISTRESS
That's just 2025 PSU football until they played Oregon.
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
That's just 2025 PSU football until they played Oregon.
*speaking at a volume loud enough to be heard from across the street*
"this song AGAIN? I JUST heard it last night at the Maroon 5 Concert"
"this song AGAIN? I JUST heard it last night at the Maroon 5 Concert"
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
*speaking at a volume loud enough to be heard from across the street*
"this song AGAIN? I JUST heard it last night at the Maroon 5 Concert"
"this song AGAIN? I JUST heard it last night at the Maroon 5 Concert"
I presume I’ll get your thoughts and rooting interests this Saturday?
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I presume I’ll get your thoughts and rooting interests this Saturday?