Turkey Wallbanger
@hardywallbanger.bsky.social
Midvale School For The Gifted esteemed alum, long suffering Husker, Mustache grower
Oh…oh Florida State…
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Oh…oh Florida State…
Hey all, guess what?
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Hey all, guess what?
David Schwimmer's Dorm Room at Northwestern.
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
David Schwimmer's Dorm Room at Northwestern.
How in the hell would you even begin to plan an undertaking such as this? It's unfathomable.
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How in the hell would you even begin to plan an undertaking such as this? It's unfathomable.
When they don't have Coke, but ask if Pepsi is okay -
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
When they don't have Coke, but ask if Pepsi is okay -
even shorter Franklin Graham: "God is a Peeping Tom"
Shorter Franklin Graham: “Did you know God is the fucking Stasi?”
Franklin Graham:
“Did you know that God has a “file on each one of us? The Epstein files are nothing compared to God’s files”
“Did you know that God has a “file on each one of us? The Epstein files are nothing compared to God’s files”
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
even shorter Franklin Graham: "God is a Peeping Tom"
Imagine being the most wealthy person in human history and being so reviled that you spend billions on an AI just so you can have it call you the coolest person in the world.
Absolute loser behavior.
Absolute loser behavior.
Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot ranks him as world history’s greatest human
Elon Musk has touted Grok, the AI chatbot built into his social network X, as “maximally truth-seeking” and “the smartest AI in the world.” This week, X users found that Grok seemed to think just as h...
www.yahoo.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Imagine being the most wealthy person in human history and being so reviled that you spend billions on an AI just so you can have it call you the coolest person in the world.
Absolute loser behavior.
Absolute loser behavior.
Holy shit that’s abysmal clock management from Arky State.
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Holy shit that’s abysmal clock management from Arky State.
/slaps button
“UPGRADE”
“UPGRADE”
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
/slaps button
“UPGRADE”
“UPGRADE”
Nebraska Volleyball: B1G Champs.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Nebraska Volleyball: B1G Champs.
Iowa hasn't taken a set from Nebraska in volleyball since 2019, and that's not going to change tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Iowa hasn't taken a set from Nebraska in volleyball since 2019, and that's not going to change tonight.
the owners of the longest active winning streak in men's D1 College Basketball?
You guessed it. Nebrasketball.
You guessed it. Nebrasketball.
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the owners of the longest active winning streak in men's D1 College Basketball?
You guessed it. Nebrasketball.
You guessed it. Nebrasketball.
We’re doing pretty alright over here.
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
We’re doing pretty alright over here.
This is a Dana Carvey bit from SNL and you can't convince me otherwise.
lol come on
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is a Dana Carvey bit from SNL and you can't convince me otherwise.
dogshit Thursday night NFL game or Thursday night Funbelt action?
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
dogshit Thursday night NFL game or Thursday night Funbelt action?
Booty got me like
Adolph Liska (1928)
Source: Hennepin County Library
Minneapolis Millers, pitcher
Source: Hennepin County Library
Minneapolis Millers, pitcher
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Booty got me like
Heard you been talkin’ shit.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Heard you been talkin’ shit.
Unsolicited Dick pic
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Unsolicited Dick pic
Come again? From where?
Detroit Lions chips, made from potatoes grown in soil from Ford Field
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Come again? From where?
The reighn of Bigfoot Fetish’s trivia dominance begins anew.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The reighn of Bigfoot Fetish’s trivia dominance begins anew.
I think Johnny Horton wrote a song about some invader's not so great time in New Orleans
ICE is going to New Orleans??? Like THAT New Orleans? Scuse me while I don my @solomonmissouri.bsky.social gear.
Y'all really don't wanna be out there.
Y'all really don't wanna be out there.
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I think Johnny Horton wrote a song about some invader's not so great time in New Orleans
"attended" is a funny ass way to say "endured"
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"attended" is a funny ass way to say "endured"
Aww Ka$h Patel got invited to shand on a apple bushel today. that's cute.
Bondi on the Epstein investigations that Trump demanded: "We're not gonna say anything else on that because now it is a pending investigation in SDNY"
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Aww Ka$h Patel got invited to shand on a apple bushel today. that's cute.