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Honk if you love me. Welcoming to all Commentariat. Full of waffles but devoid of life.
It's in your grasp, Lee.

All you have to do is move your little finger.
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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happy dr. manhattan day to all who celebrate
November 22, 2023 at 1:48 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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She's an unconventional choice, but you know what? I think she'll do great with Ole Miss football.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Would Lane be the first non-interim coach to be HC at three SEC-at-the-time schools in his career?

Would he be the first at three SEC-at-*any*-time schools in his career?
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I’ll issue a blanket statement: If I don’t have to put you to bed you can have juice
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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The greatest comic short story of all time. The original Peanuts strip that inspired the masterpiece. From Detective Comics 500 by Len Wein & Walt Simonson
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Take that, global warming alarmists. More like global cooling!!!!!
Have you ever seen a polar bear in Natchitoches, Louisiana???
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The family cat once ate a sewing needle.

$2000 and a shaved belly later, and he lived for another five years or so.

No word if the vet used the same needle to stitch him up.
You ever pay $550 just to watch your dog eat some chicken wings
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Threw up about 40 minutes before speaking with legislators.

Not butterflies! Just stupid sickness this week.

And still I powered through.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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If you say "Trump is a threat to democracy" and vote like this, you simply don't believe what you say.

The idea that swing state Dems would "need" to vote for this is also laughable. No one in your district is kept up at night by the idea that a crooked cop in DC won't get hired back.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
a good morning click for context @hulcricket.bsky.social @ericseeds.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Breaking News: barves is asking for the Blackhawk to no longer be up. He wants that Blackhawk "down"
@specter177.bsky.social whycome a Blackhawk flying around 1,000 feet in the air
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Black Astro

This sounds racist........
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.

GO.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The facts are complicated, but here’s a summary of what appears to have happened based on the filings and today’s hearing:
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.

Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ah, Bellevue
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
what does this even mean
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Change a letter, improve a team

Kentucky Wildkatz

The z makes them extreme
Change a letter, improve a team.

Arizona State Fun Devils
Change a letter, improve a team.

Boston Rad Sox
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
well this is rather improper for a judge to write
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM