UnstableMonturkey
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UnstableMonturkey
@unstablemongoose.bsky.social
Longing for a return to the days when my school's coach castrated a bull as a motivational display.
Since I just saw this reposted I will throw my entry in, gather round for the story of the era where every American college decided “what if we did Citi Bikes, but like really cheap and bad ones.” Enter our villain, the Mississippi State University Bully Bike.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Gonna claim that one of them is In Bruges and never read this article.
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This is one of the single greatest books about the Civil Rights Movement I have ever read, full stop. If you haven’t read it, you need to go to the library right this moment, and if yours doesn’t have it you should ask them to get it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is a super obvious solution, so I can only see them not doing so as one of two things: A) writers room is trying to be geniuses rather than just doing something that works or B) someone with power attached to the film is vehemently opposed to Bond being a codename.
Easy fix:

James Bond-007 is a codename that is given to a new agent each time the old one dies.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Reposted by UnstableMonturkey
I think some of you have not taken a single moment to consider that the people who’ve been out of work for the last 40 days and who are presently staring down the prospect of going into the holiday season without a paycheck are *also* calling their congresspeople.
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Was Homefield being good ZIRP,” I ask, starting an all-out discourse brawl.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Terrified because my friend’s dad flies freight out of that airport.
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
All of these teams doing crazy things are stacking the market against Clanga opening, tough scenes.
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Interim Coach Trooper Taylor.
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bad news about the party last night, Jays lost, to the dismay of the Cardinals fans there rooting for the downfall of the Dodgers. Excellent news about the party last night: there were additional cool dogs beyond what was initially expected.
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I can’t believe that bat broke. That was going into play otherwise.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hi, local doctor here. Nothing’s spookier than unprotected sex. You don’t want to see tertiary syphilis anywhere outside of an Italian history book. This has been your PSA.
me to all my single dude friends: WEAR A CONDOM!
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This post contains misinformation about Stevie Wonder
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
To roll up with this argument in service of that point, truly this is posting courage. I can’t help but respect it.
I think this is because when it came out in early November I was still a kid so it seemed like one million years between then and Christmas. It was like a fun kid movie that sort of had some
Christmas themes
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Shower thought: doesn’t this qualify as flying a prop plane into a hurricane while not getting paid for it, currently?
There’s several items on the
“Nope” list and “flying C130 into hurricane” just moved up the list a few spots.
October 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
First animated crush without saying your age.
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Dammit, I’m caught in a “guys are oblivious” trap. Woman I don’t see very often except when I go back to Memphis for book club offered to let me stay over after her Saints and Sinners party. But in that setting could simply be genuine since I’ve couch surfed with other friends up there.
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Gotta get some sleep, work in the morning, putting my marker down on 7-6 Jays on a called third strike in the 19th.
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The quote tweets are reassuring because I thought this was just me rather than something an entire generation of parents whiffed. One time my dad sat my little brother and I down when I was 17, thought it was coming late, but finally. Nope, interrogation about youth group kids watching porn.
did anyones parents *actually* talk to them about sex?

its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?

i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Hey, isn’t it weird that when FIRE needs to get the free speech of people peacefully protesting Neo-Nazi speakers stomped on they can get it done, but when something that actually violates the 1st has to be addressed they seem powerless?
Why did Indiana University attack and cut its own student newspaper?

Well, in a twist of irony any English professor would call clichéd, it turns out IU did it because they were angry about the students' reporting on a FIRE report naming IU as the worst public university for free speech in the US.
October 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sexy invention of the defibrillator is a toughie because literally nothing about JHU has ever been sexy.
October 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Book club tonight discussing Frankenstein, not only the first sci-fi but also the first yaoi.
October 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Chauncey that wasn’t what we meant by “put a bird on it”
Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Visually, it would be the little Chef Boyardee stegosaurus. Taste-wise, angel hair.
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM