the2scoops
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A loose collection of emojis resembling a person.
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BEST-SELLING BOOK GOES INTO SECOND PRINTING
this is quite cool actually
BEST-SELLING BOOK GOES INTO SECOND PRINTING
this is quite cool actually
Heyyy, the reprint of MATH FOR KNITTERS has arrived!
In Canada, shop local! Shops, contact your Ampersand rep or Julie Asselin to carry the book!
Everywhere else, shop local too! Shops, @microcosm.bsky.social is our distributor everywhere outside of Canada!
microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/book...
In Canada, shop local! Shops, contact your Ampersand rep or Julie Asselin to carry the book!
Everywhere else, shop local too! Shops, @microcosm.bsky.social is our distributor everywhere outside of Canada!
microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/book...
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
ahem
BEST-SELLING BOOK GOES INTO SECOND PRINTING
this is quite cool actually
BEST-SELLING BOOK GOES INTO SECOND PRINTING
this is quite cool actually
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Thank you to everyone who wrote in and helped Toronto get this far, especially to @anotherglassbox.bsky.social for all of his work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Thank you to everyone who wrote in and helped Toronto get this far, especially to @anotherglassbox.bsky.social for all of his work.
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I've posted a lot of things which I hoped to make viral, and then there's some which just happened because of popular support (or disdain) which I had not contemplated.
Revealing that the Charmin Shitbears (as @batswriter.bsky.social dubbed them) have official names and personalities is the latter.
Revealing that the Charmin Shitbears (as @batswriter.bsky.social dubbed them) have official names and personalities is the latter.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I've posted a lot of things which I hoped to make viral, and then there's some which just happened because of popular support (or disdain) which I had not contemplated.
Revealing that the Charmin Shitbears (as @batswriter.bsky.social dubbed them) have official names and personalities is the latter.
Revealing that the Charmin Shitbears (as @batswriter.bsky.social dubbed them) have official names and personalities is the latter.
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
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Life hack: If you’re having a nice day don’t ruin it by going online.
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Life hack: If you’re having a nice day don’t ruin it by going online.
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They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
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Homelessness will dramatically increase in Toronto over the winter, primarily because of provincial and federal funding cuts. Because of this, Toronto's Warming Centres will not be able to meet the need.
My interview this morning with CBC Metro Morning.
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
My interview this morning with CBC Metro Morning.
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Homelessness will dramatically increase in Toronto over the winter, primarily because of provincial and federal funding cuts. Because of this, Toronto's Warming Centres will not be able to meet the need.
My interview this morning with CBC Metro Morning.
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
My interview this morning with CBC Metro Morning.
www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...
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From what I can tell, Smith's reputation as a scumbag serial abuser of young girls was basically an open secret in Halifax for years. Everyone in the Halifax entertainment/bar scene has been like "don't be alone around Mike Smith" for 20 years now. The Maritime Jian Ghomeshi.
In light of the allegations, Mike Smith, who plays Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, has stepped away from Trailer Park Boys, Inc.
Mike Smith, a.k.a. "Bubbles" from Trailer Park Boys, charged with sexual assault
Mike Smith, a.k.a. "Bubbles" from Trailer Park Boys, charged with sexual assault
www.avclub.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
From what I can tell, Smith's reputation as a scumbag serial abuser of young girls was basically an open secret in Halifax for years. Everyone in the Halifax entertainment/bar scene has been like "don't be alone around Mike Smith" for 20 years now. The Maritime Jian Ghomeshi.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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More of this
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
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".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
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Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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“when it comes to folding, this party isn’t just consistent, they’re competitive. Olympic-level - humble-servant-to-the-oppressor professionals. They don’t just snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, they throw a fucking dinner party inside those jaws and ask the GOP if they’re comfortable enough.”
They Had One Fucking Job
Democrats Seal Deal on Verbal ‘No Take-Backsies’ and a Mutual Go-Fuck-Yourself
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November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“when it comes to folding, this party isn’t just consistent, they’re competitive. Olympic-level - humble-servant-to-the-oppressor professionals. They don’t just snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, they throw a fucking dinner party inside those jaws and ask the GOP if they’re comfortable enough.”
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After everything, Senate Democrats still haven’t figured out that surrendering to Trump Republicans will end badly? Unbelievable.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After everything, Senate Democrats still haven’t figured out that surrendering to Trump Republicans will end badly? Unbelievable.
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Rumours have swirled for years and when it to comes to sexual violence, one person's rumour is another person's whispered warning.
Trailer Park Boys actor Mike Smith charged with sexual assault in Halifax
Assault is alleged to have occurred in December, 2017, but documents do not include additional details of the allegations
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Rumours have swirled for years and when it to comes to sexual violence, one person's rumour is another person's whispered warning.
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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Atlanta, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco/Bay Area - here are some restaurants helping with food if you’re struggling with loss of SNAP benefits.
Please share!
Please share!
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Atlanta, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco/Bay Area - here are some restaurants helping with food if you’re struggling with loss of SNAP benefits.
Please share!
Please share!
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This is the best explainer so far for why this was the best strategic move Justice Jackson could have made under these circumstances, "entirely understandable and defensible, even if I wish like hell it hadn’t come to this" as @stevevladeck.bsky.social puts it.
190. SNAP WTF?
A very quick explainer on what (and why) Justice Jackson issued an "administrative stay" in the SNAP case late on Friday night, and on what's likely to happen next
www.stevevladeck.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This is the best explainer so far for why this was the best strategic move Justice Jackson could have made under these circumstances, "entirely understandable and defensible, even if I wish like hell it hadn’t come to this" as @stevevladeck.bsky.social puts it.
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This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇
KBJ threaded the needle thanks to CA1’s unfinished business.
-if she denied the admin stay, the full SCOTUS woulda stepped in to override her.
-if she immediately referred the case to the full Court, they coulda dragged feet.
-instead she boxed them in to act quickly once she does refer the case.
-if she denied the admin stay, the full SCOTUS woulda stepped in to override her.
-if she immediately referred the case to the full Court, they coulda dragged feet.
-instead she boxed them in to act quickly once she does refer the case.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇
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congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
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DEI was the problem but delusional white boys burning billions is totally fine.
ICYMI: Microsoft’s charge “implies a more than $12 billion quarterly loss at OpenAI, said Firoz Valliji, an analyst at Bernstein.”
That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
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That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.”
@jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT
www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
DEI was the problem but delusional white boys burning billions is totally fine.
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Stevie Wonder could’ve seen this coming…😂
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Stevie Wonder could’ve seen this coming…😂
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my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right
Dave Portnoy threatens to pull Barstool from NYC over ‘Communist’ Zohran Mamdani’s win: ‘Hate the guy’
Portnoy made the comments during a livestream on YouTube last week as it became clear that Mamdani would win the mayoral race.
nypost.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right
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If I lived in Los Angeles, nothing would keep me from this. Not inertia or traffic or a cloud of locusts. NOTHING.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If I lived in Los Angeles, nothing would keep me from this. Not inertia or traffic or a cloud of locusts. NOTHING.
Oh no your email has found me well.
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Oh no your email has found me well.