Andy
@rallycap.bsky.social
Autism parent. Sports fan. WNBA! NWSL! PWHL! Formerly popular on the bird app. If you don’t think trans lives matter you can GTFO! ❤️🏳️⚧️
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Went to Dairy Queen. RIP New Years resolution.
Jan 1 2026 - Jan 1 2026
Jan 1 2026 - Jan 1 2026
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Went to Dairy Queen. RIP New Years resolution.
Jan 1 2026 - Jan 1 2026
Jan 1 2026 - Jan 1 2026
The countdown in this house is till everyone else is asleep and I can watch my nerdy stories in peace.
January 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The countdown in this house is till everyone else is asleep and I can watch my nerdy stories in peace.
I feel like I used to be good at wrapping gifts and now everytime I try it looks like a cat is trying to fight it's way out.
December 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I feel like I used to be good at wrapping gifts and now everytime I try it looks like a cat is trying to fight it's way out.
WATCH THIS TRAILER!
December 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
WATCH THIS TRAILER!
Me: FINALLY AT LONG LAST A WNBA TEAM IN TORONTO! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM PLAY!
The WNBA: lol guess what
The WNBA: lol guess what
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me: FINALLY AT LONG LAST A WNBA TEAM IN TORONTO! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM PLAY!
The WNBA: lol guess what
The WNBA: lol guess what
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Worth the wait.
The Toronto Tempo jerseys have arrived. Sign up at the link in bio to be the first to know when the Explorer goes on sale.
The Toronto Tempo jerseys have arrived. Sign up at the link in bio to be the first to know when the Explorer goes on sale.
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Worth the wait.
The Toronto Tempo jerseys have arrived. Sign up at the link in bio to be the first to know when the Explorer goes on sale.
The Toronto Tempo jerseys have arrived. Sign up at the link in bio to be the first to know when the Explorer goes on sale.
[interior the rallycap house]
9YO: Cookie
Me: Chocolate chip?
9: Yesh
Me: One of the ones mom made?
9: Yesh
*hands her cookie*
9: chocolate chip
Me: It is chocolate chip
9: No
Me: Yes it is
9: No
Me: Yes it is
9: No
Me: Because it doesn't look like a Chips Ahoy you think it isn't chocolate chip?
9YO: Cookie
Me: Chocolate chip?
9: Yesh
Me: One of the ones mom made?
9: Yesh
*hands her cookie*
9: chocolate chip
Me: It is chocolate chip
9: No
Me: Yes it is
9: No
Me: Yes it is
9: No
Me: Because it doesn't look like a Chips Ahoy you think it isn't chocolate chip?
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
[interior the rallycap house]
9YO: Cookie
Me: Chocolate chip?
9: Yesh
Me: One of the ones mom made?
9: Yesh
*hands her cookie*
9: chocolate chip
Me: It is chocolate chip
9: No
Me: Yes it is
9: No
Me: Yes it is
9: No
Me: Because it doesn't look like a Chips Ahoy you think it isn't chocolate chip?
9YO: Cookie
Me: Chocolate chip?
9: Yesh
Me: One of the ones mom made?
9: Yesh
*hands her cookie*
9: chocolate chip
Me: It is chocolate chip
9: No
Me: Yes it is
9: No
Me: Yes it is
9: No
Me: Because it doesn't look like a Chips Ahoy you think it isn't chocolate chip?
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For years, we’ve worn everyone else’s jerseys.
Tomorrow, we unveil our own.
Tomorrow, we unveil our own.
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
For years, we’ve worn everyone else’s jerseys.
Tomorrow, we unveil our own.
Tomorrow, we unveil our own.
HAILEE I KNOW YOU'RE GIVING HIM A BABY BUT I LOVED JOSH ALLEN FIRST
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
HAILEE I KNOW YOU'RE GIVING HIM A BABY BUT I LOVED JOSH ALLEN FIRST
Blue Jays meeting:
Ross: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Mark Shapiro: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler Rogers' Agent: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Ross: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Mark Shapiro: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler Rogers' Agent: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Blue Jays meeting:
Ross: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Mark Shapiro: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler Rogers' Agent: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Ross: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Mark Shapiro: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
Tyler Rogers' Agent: Thank you for choosing Rogers.
*Renée Zellweger voice*
You had me at instructed Scott Boras
*sniff*
You had me at instructed Scott Boras
*sniff*
Dylan Cease instructed Scott Boras to try to reach a deal with the Blue Jays per Boras.
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
*Renée Zellweger voice*
You had me at instructed Scott Boras
*sniff*
You had me at instructed Scott Boras
*sniff*
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JON HEYMAN: This is great for the game of baseball.
[Dodgers sign all the players]
[Dodgers keep signing all the players]
JON: yes
[World engulfed in Dodgers]
JON: oh god yes
[Dodgers sign all the players]
[Dodgers keep signing all the players]
JON: yes
[World engulfed in Dodgers]
JON: oh god yes
December 22, 2023 at 4:34 AM
JON HEYMAN: This is great for the game of baseball.
[Dodgers sign all the players]
[Dodgers keep signing all the players]
JON: yes
[World engulfed in Dodgers]
JON: oh god yes
[Dodgers sign all the players]
[Dodgers keep signing all the players]
JON: yes
[World engulfed in Dodgers]
JON: oh god yes
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jesus Christ I thought she died
I've loved Sigourney Weaver ever since one of my all-time favorite movies, ALIEN. Couldn't resist going all fanboy on her yesterday & asking for a photo. She told me she's now in the cast of The Mandalorian. Talk about bad timing: she's now in that galaxy far, far away, years after I checked out! 💔
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Jesus Christ I thought she died
Look there are no rules for this but if your license plate is "disturbed 1" I fee like the car shouldn't be a Hyundai Kona.
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Look there are no rules for this but if your license plate is "disturbed 1" I fee like the car shouldn't be a Hyundai Kona.
May someone look at you with the amount of love 9YO looks at me as I count down from 100 while drying her hair.
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
May someone look at you with the amount of love 9YO looks at me as I count down from 100 while drying her hair.
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
🎵It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be parties for hosting - Fun!
Marshmallows for toasting - Yum!
And caroling out in the snow - Nice!
There'll be scary ghost stories
WAIT WHAT? WHY!?
There'll be parties for hosting - Fun!
Marshmallows for toasting - Yum!
And caroling out in the snow - Nice!
There'll be scary ghost stories
WAIT WHAT? WHY!?
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
🎵It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be parties for hosting - Fun!
Marshmallows for toasting - Yum!
And caroling out in the snow - Nice!
There'll be scary ghost stories
WAIT WHAT? WHY!?
There'll be parties for hosting - Fun!
Marshmallows for toasting - Yum!
And caroling out in the snow - Nice!
There'll be scary ghost stories
WAIT WHAT? WHY!?
Shapiro and Atkins whenever a pitcher with a moustache is available
two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he needs one more
Alt: two men are sitting at a table and one of them is asking the other if he needs one more
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Shapiro and Atkins whenever a pitcher with a moustache is available
The Starting Mo tation
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Starting Mo tation