Andy
@rallycap.bsky.social
Autism parent. Sports fan. WNBA! NWSL! PWHL! Formerly popular on the bird app. If you don’t think trans lives matter you can GTFO! ❤️🏳️⚧️
The Starting Mo tation
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Starting Mo tation
The Toronto Sceptres have a Blue Jays inspired Player of the Game jacket
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The Toronto Sceptres have a Blue Jays inspired Player of the Game jacket
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
Guys I'm so close to glory
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Guys I'm so close to glory
Doing the dishes. 9YO is happily writing some numbers and her own math problems.
I get a tap on my back. I assume it’s to look at her math work or say it out loud.
Guys. ❤️
I get a tap on my back. I assume it’s to look at her math work or say it out loud.
Guys. ❤️
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Doing the dishes. 9YO is happily writing some numbers and her own math problems.
I get a tap on my back. I assume it’s to look at her math work or say it out loud.
Guys. ❤️
I get a tap on my back. I assume it’s to look at her math work or say it out loud.
Guys. ❤️
How I imagine Ernie Clement talking to the boys:
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
How I imagine Ernie Clement talking to the boys:
HEY YOU GUYS IT'S BASEBALL
October 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
HEY YOU GUYS IT'S BASEBALL
GOOD MORNING! IT'S REAL! IT HAPPENED!
October 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
GOOD MORNING! IT'S REAL! IT HAPPENED!
Describing Addison Barger in this game when I'm 80
October 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Describing Addison Barger in this game when I'm 80
Changing my phones wallpaper from my kids to Vladdys bat flip
October 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Changing my phones wallpaper from my kids to Vladdys bat flip
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?
September 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?
Let the record show that I came pretty close. Also let the record show 9YO was indifferent to my efforts
September 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Let the record show that I came pretty close. Also let the record show 9YO was indifferent to my efforts
Pam from The Office: it's the same picture.
August 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Pam from The Office: it's the same picture.
Am I crazy or is this pizza oven Chewbacca?
August 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Am I crazy or is this pizza oven Chewbacca?