the2scoops
@the2scoops.bsky.social
A loose collection of emojis resembling a person.
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Seriously. Whatever benefit you feel you're getting isn't worth using a site like that.
bsky.app/profile/jael...
bsky.app/profile/jael...
It's 2026, I PROMISE you can get off Twitter and not miss a damn thing
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Seriously. Whatever benefit you feel you're getting isn't worth using a site like that.
bsky.app/profile/jael...
bsky.app/profile/jael...
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I try to listen to this timeless banger every New Year's Day, but this year it seems particularly essential: www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fB.... @themountaingoats.bsky.social
the Mountain Goats - This Year (Official Video)
YouTube video by the Mountain Goats
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I try to listen to this timeless banger every New Year's Day, but this year it seems particularly essential: www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fB.... @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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The best part of this is that Mandy Patinkin is capable of making his voice fill that entire place and then some, but he kept it at their level because they’re kids and he’s not a jerk 🥹
Mandy Patinkin just showed up at City Hall ahead of Zohran Mamdani's inauguration and sung with a bunch of kids from the PS22 chorus.
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The best part of this is that Mandy Patinkin is capable of making his voice fill that entire place and then some, but he kept it at their level because they’re kids and he’s not a jerk 🥹
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For a lot of people, you don't have to be "your best self". You don't need to write personal contracts to run every day. You probably don't need to lose weight. You do need to make sure you eat food you enjoy, drink water, and get enough sleep.
January 2, 2024 at 1:54 AM
For a lot of people, you don't have to be "your best self". You don't need to write personal contracts to run every day. You probably don't need to lose weight. You do need to make sure you eat food you enjoy, drink water, and get enough sleep.
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Alternative New Year's Resolutions:
-age better than your exes
-be healthier than your parents
-sleep 8 hours a night
-charge your phone outside of your bedroom
-wear sunscreen every day
-donate 10 items you never use
-make plans with a new friend every month
-dance more often
-be proud of yourself
-age better than your exes
-be healthier than your parents
-sleep 8 hours a night
-charge your phone outside of your bedroom
-wear sunscreen every day
-donate 10 items you never use
-make plans with a new friend every month
-dance more often
-be proud of yourself
December 30, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Alternative New Year's Resolutions:
-age better than your exes
-be healthier than your parents
-sleep 8 hours a night
-charge your phone outside of your bedroom
-wear sunscreen every day
-donate 10 items you never use
-make plans with a new friend every month
-dance more often
-be proud of yourself
-age better than your exes
-be healthier than your parents
-sleep 8 hours a night
-charge your phone outside of your bedroom
-wear sunscreen every day
-donate 10 items you never use
-make plans with a new friend every month
-dance more often
-be proud of yourself
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Complaining about rigged elections while rigging even this vote is pretty shameless
Exclusive: The Kennedy Center adopted bylaws earlier this year that limited voting to presidentially appointed trustees, a move that preceded a unanimous decision this month by board members installed by President Donald Trump to add his name to the center.
Kennedy Center changed board rules months before vote to add Trump’s name
The cultural center said only trustees appointed by the president could vote, barring other members, including Democrats who hold seats, from decisions.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Complaining about rigged elections while rigging even this vote is pretty shameless
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
This is running on TCM Canada too 🥂🥳
Nine Marx Bros. movies are on TCM New Year’s Eve from 5:30am-8pm ET.
Six of the films aren’t on any subscription or ad-supported streaming service, so don’t miss out.
www.tcm.com/schedule #FilmSky #TCMParty
Six of the films aren’t on any subscription or ad-supported streaming service, so don’t miss out.
www.tcm.com/schedule #FilmSky #TCMParty
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is running on TCM Canada too 🥂🥳
I think the most recent things I enjoyed him in were THE RESIDENCE and COCAINE BEAR. The man had range. What a top tier character actor.
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I think the most recent things I enjoyed him in were THE RESIDENCE and COCAINE BEAR. The man had range. What a top tier character actor.
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This is MTG'w bill. She personally authored. It's happening now, not in the past.
Spare me her redemption arc.
Spare me her redemption arc.
December 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This is MTG'w bill. She personally authored. It's happening now, not in the past.
Spare me her redemption arc.
Spare me her redemption arc.
Really enjoyed finally watching STATION ELEVEN. The book was wonderful. The adaptation took aspects of the book in different directions and it worked just as well. Both unsettling in their own ways. For Canadians it's on CBC Gem these days.
I never finished watching Station Eleven at the time so hell, a third of the way through winter, let's just start from the beginning.
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Really enjoyed finally watching STATION ELEVEN. The book was wonderful. The adaptation took aspects of the book in different directions and it worked just as well. Both unsettling in their own ways. For Canadians it's on CBC Gem these days.
Coffee, pastry and Big Fat Quiz of the Year — a holiday taint tradition.
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Coffee, pastry and Big Fat Quiz of the Year — a holiday taint tradition.
I'm enjoying the "And Introducing Roderick Strong" of this sitcom. #AEWWorldsEnd
Babes of Wrath, Mina, Luther, Toni, the Conglomeration, all celebrating while Roddy stays as far from the shenanigans as he can while still being in the ring. So wholesome. #AEW
That win makes me worried that it’s all heel wins from here…
That win makes me worried that it’s all heel wins from here…
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm enjoying the "And Introducing Roderick Strong" of this sitcom. #AEWWorldsEnd
Mercedes sending Bryan Danielson that venmo for her fine now.
Mercedes Moné: "You know what Willow? At New Year's Smash? I'm gonna BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS"
Oooooh shit it's gonna go DOWN let's goooooo
#AEWWorldsEnd
Oooooh shit it's gonna go DOWN let's goooooo
#AEWWorldsEnd
December 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Mercedes sending Bryan Danielson that venmo for her fine now.
Debut of the Orange Tango #AEWWorldsEnd
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Debut of the Orange Tango #AEWWorldsEnd
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Pour one out for Jim Moylan
RIP The Guy Who Put The Little Arrow On Your Fuel Gauge Though I Think There Was An Earlier One - The Autopian
If there’s one car fact or Easter Egg or detail (or whatever you want to call it) that seems to delight non-car-obsessed people more than any other one, I think it has to be this one: fuel gauges tend...
www.theautopian.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Pour one out for Jim Moylan
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The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
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he's making a list
he's making another list
he's making a third list
santa is autistic
he's making another list
he's making a third list
santa is autistic
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
he's making a list
he's making another list
he's making a third list
santa is autistic
he's making another list
he's making a third list
santa is autistic
Oh let's shut this obnoxious giant head sign shit down now please. #AEWDynamite
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Oh let's shut this obnoxious giant head sign shit down now please. #AEWDynamite
I know he joined summer 2024 but this year had been a real breakthrough for Ricochet in AEW. #AEWDynamite
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I know he joined summer 2024 but this year had been a real breakthrough for Ricochet in AEW. #AEWDynamite
Heated Rivalry, AEW Edition #AEWDynamite
December 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Heated Rivalry, AEW Edition #AEWDynamite
Not the Hammerstein Ballroom singing "Feliz Navidad" during Mascara Dorada's match. 😆 #AEWDynamite
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Not the Hammerstein Ballroom singing "Feliz Navidad" during Mascara Dorada's match. 😆 #AEWDynamite
It's the holidays so I'm calling him Clementine Cassidy. #AEWDynamite
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It's the holidays so I'm calling him Clementine Cassidy. #AEWDynamite