Her, but not the famous one
@thatredhead.bsky.social
Stay at home gravedigger
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My check engine light came on. I whispered, ‘Same,’ and kept driving. Now it’s a game to see who breaks down first
December 21, 2024 at 11:49 AM
My check engine light came on. I whispered, ‘Same,’ and kept driving. Now it’s a game to see who breaks down first
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Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.
December 18, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Some folks are pretty good seeing things coming.
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People look at me strangely sometimes as I sit there laughing all by myself... but one of the voices in my head is hilarious.
December 16, 2024 at 3:36 PM
People look at me strangely sometimes as I sit there laughing all by myself... but one of the voices in my head is hilarious.
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A Christmas party themed around Santa's reindeer is fine, nothing bad ever happens at a Donner party!
December 8, 2024 at 5:19 PM
A Christmas party themed around Santa's reindeer is fine, nothing bad ever happens at a Donner party!
In our car who ever sees the first cybertruck yells : “Dumbass truck of the day!” We live in California. We definitely see at least one a day.
December 8, 2024 at 8:47 PM
In our car who ever sees the first cybertruck yells : “Dumbass truck of the day!” We live in California. We definitely see at least one a day.
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“CSI: Mississippi” flopped because there’s no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.
December 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
“CSI: Mississippi” flopped because there’s no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.
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I have an uncle who said he "has my back." But he also once claimed he "had my nose." How can I be sure he's not just slowly collecting my body parts?
December 3, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I have an uncle who said he "has my back." But he also once claimed he "had my nose." How can I be sure he's not just slowly collecting my body parts?
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McDonald's should put a nativity scene in all their restaurants in December.
Call it the McCrib.
Call it the McCrib.
November 29, 2024 at 6:45 PM
McDonald's should put a nativity scene in all their restaurants in December.
Call it the McCrib.
Call it the McCrib.
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may i present Tree-Rex 🦖🎄
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
may i present Tree-Rex 🦖🎄
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[Where’s Waldo, Paris]
5: I can’t find him daddy?
Me: I think he jumped off the Pont Neuf
7: Is he crazy?
M: Yes. He’s in Seine
9: Is it jokes like that why mommy left you, dad?
M: Yes, sweetheart, yes I think it is
5: I can’t find him daddy?
Me: I think he jumped off the Pont Neuf
7: Is he crazy?
M: Yes. He’s in Seine
9: Is it jokes like that why mommy left you, dad?
M: Yes, sweetheart, yes I think it is
August 7, 2024 at 1:26 PM
[Where’s Waldo, Paris]
5: I can’t find him daddy?
Me: I think he jumped off the Pont Neuf
7: Is he crazy?
M: Yes. He’s in Seine
9: Is it jokes like that why mommy left you, dad?
M: Yes, sweetheart, yes I think it is
5: I can’t find him daddy?
Me: I think he jumped off the Pont Neuf
7: Is he crazy?
M: Yes. He’s in Seine
9: Is it jokes like that why mommy left you, dad?
M: Yes, sweetheart, yes I think it is
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ME: where’s the bathroom
MC ESCHER: its upstairs
ME: fuck you
MC ESCHER: its upstairs
ME: fuck you
December 3, 2024 at 2:27 AM
ME: where’s the bathroom
MC ESCHER: its upstairs
ME: fuck you
MC ESCHER: its upstairs
ME: fuck you
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Having a modern morning — ie both on phones. Me: "Martial law in Korea!" Robin: "I don't see that anywhere" Me: "It's on Bluesky"
This site has arrived
This site has arrived
December 3, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Having a modern morning — ie both on phones. Me: "Martial law in Korea!" Robin: "I don't see that anywhere" Me: "It's on Bluesky"
This site has arrived
This site has arrived
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King Trump is not an inevitability. It’s his blatant disregard for the Constitution, the disinterest and disrespect for its limitations, checks and balances, that actually provides us with one last chance to derail the coming administration writes @gothamgirlblue.com today.
King Trump Is Not Inevitable | Dame Magazine
Lawmakers not only have an opportunity to derail the coming coronation and slow the damage—they have a constitutional duty to do so.
www.damemagazine.com
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
King Trump is not an inevitability. It’s his blatant disregard for the Constitution, the disinterest and disrespect for its limitations, checks and balances, that actually provides us with one last chance to derail the coming administration writes @gothamgirlblue.com today.
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the iPhone "Trust this computer?" popup is a test. you should never trust a computer
December 3, 2024 at 1:11 AM
the iPhone "Trust this computer?" popup is a test. you should never trust a computer
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When they eventually enact martial law in certain areas of America they'll call them "Freedom Towns"
December 3, 2024 at 3:30 PM
When they eventually enact martial law in certain areas of America they'll call them "Freedom Towns"
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Yes, Mr. Rogers WAS indoctrinating children.
Indoctrinating them not to be fucking assholes.
Indoctrinating them not to be fucking assholes.
June 7, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Yes, Mr. Rogers WAS indoctrinating children.
Indoctrinating them not to be fucking assholes.
Indoctrinating them not to be fucking assholes.
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thinking about the salsa bag holster again
June 2, 2024 at 6:22 PM
thinking about the salsa bag holster again
Watching Fox News to see them scramble for traction.🤭
May 30, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Watching Fox News to see them scramble for traction.🤭
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Any machine can be a smoke machine if you operate it poorly enough
May 30, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Any machine can be a smoke machine if you operate it poorly enough
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My doctor was offering free amputations, but I missed the cut-off date.
March 10, 2024 at 7:33 PM
My doctor was offering free amputations, but I missed the cut-off date.