Brandon Chalmers, PhD
@thatguychalmers.bsky.social
Professional best friend. ⬆️🔥🙏3️⃣
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Your name might be good… But it’s not founding member of ABBA Anni-Frid Lyngstad’s late husband Heinrich Ruzzo Prinz Reuss von Plauen good.
One of my favorite people is doing rad things and now you know so no excuse not seeing it!
I'm Going to Be a Host at Awesome Games Done Quick 2026!: blast-o-rama.com/2025/12/09/i...
I'm Going to Be a Host at Awesome Games Done Quick 2026!
The Short Version Awesome Games Done Quick is coming up on January 4th-10th, 2026, and I’m incredibly pleased to announce I will be one of the on-air hosts during the event, for the following speedrun...
blast-o-rama.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
One of my favorite people is doing rad things and now you know so no excuse not seeing it!
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Someday I'm going to make an actual music video for this, but for now, here's a lyric video for "Chili Cheese Dog for Santa" by yours truly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDT...
Jamie Noguchi – Chili Cheese Dog for Santa (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Jamie Jams
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Someday I'm going to make an actual music video for this, but for now, here's a lyric video for "Chili Cheese Dog for Santa" by yours truly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaDT...
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Road to Kaiju Brooklyn! Kaiju cooking! Who takes it? Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Road to Kaiju Brooklyn! Kaiju cooking! Who takes it? Whose cuisine reigns supreme?
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Microtransactions - Video games used to be sold complete!
If your game has THAT much extra content, drop a full expansion.
If your game has THAT much extra content, drop a full expansion.
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Microtransactions - Video games used to be sold complete!
If your game has THAT much extra content, drop a full expansion.
If your game has THAT much extra content, drop a full expansion.
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Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
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I made an exclusive holiday thing honoring the jolly voyager of the 7 skies with his own JOLLY ROGER! This Santa themed pirate flag is part of my sale over at spaghetti-kiss.com
The whole shop is 15% off for TODAY AND TOMORROW ONLY!
The whole shop is 15% off for TODAY AND TOMORROW ONLY!
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I made an exclusive holiday thing honoring the jolly voyager of the 7 skies with his own JOLLY ROGER! This Santa themed pirate flag is part of my sale over at spaghetti-kiss.com
The whole shop is 15% off for TODAY AND TOMORROW ONLY!
The whole shop is 15% off for TODAY AND TOMORROW ONLY!
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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Swifties are to music what WWE fans are to wrestling and I won't elaborate
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Swifties are to music what WWE fans are to wrestling and I won't elaborate
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I’ve been waiting years for Charlie Brown to trend
#CharlieBrownJesus
#CharlieBrownJesus
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’ve been waiting years for Charlie Brown to trend
#CharlieBrownJesus
#CharlieBrownJesus
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, Charlie Brown.
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, Charlie Brown.
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@repaprildelaney.bsky.social since you just voted on it so it’s top of mind. Could you define Socialism? I’m unclear if you actually understand what you voted to condemn.
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@repaprildelaney.bsky.social since you just voted on it so it’s top of mind. Could you define Socialism? I’m unclear if you actually understand what you voted to condemn.
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Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.
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Happy Tuesday, y'all.
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Happy Tuesday, y'all.
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Every time one of these mass murderers dies without having faced any consequence for the massacres they ordered, the lives they destroyed, the societies they razed to the ground… I realize how far we are from a world with justice. Rest in hell Dick Cheney. Your legacy is death.
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Every time one of these mass murderers dies without having faced any consequence for the massacres they ordered, the lives they destroyed, the societies they razed to the ground… I realize how far we are from a world with justice. Rest in hell Dick Cheney. Your legacy is death.
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Leaked document. Yikes, things are about to get much worse. It looks like we’re on the verge of becoming a military state across the country. Step out of line, and the man come and take you away.
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Leaked document. Yikes, things are about to get much worse. It looks like we’re on the verge of becoming a military state across the country. Step out of line, and the man come and take you away.
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JD Vance is a cunt
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
JD Vance is a cunt
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It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities. [Cartoon by Jesse Duquette]
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