Brandon Chalmers, PhD
@thatguychalmers.bsky.social
Professional best friend. ⬆️🔥🙏3️⃣
Went to the Plumpton Park Zoo yesterday with @sunandhon.bsky.social to celebrate our anniversary. I met a bear. Would chance death for cuddles.
October 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Went to the Plumpton Park Zoo yesterday with @sunandhon.bsky.social to celebrate our anniversary. I met a bear. Would chance death for cuddles.
@sharkabytes.bsky.social you and @criminalsimpsons.com should do another collab.
September 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
@sharkabytes.bsky.social you and @criminalsimpsons.com should do another collab.
Someone bring @sunandhon.bsky.social a medal for putting up with me.
September 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Someone bring @sunandhon.bsky.social a medal for putting up with me.
LOOK. AT. HIMS.
August 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
LOOK. AT. HIMS.
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
August 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.
August 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.
Now we can finally get a totally made up history of Ozzy’s life movie starring Tom Hiddleston as the price of darkness and…Danny DeVito as Sharon.
I want the banter. I neeeeeeed the banter.
I want the banter. I neeeeeeed the banter.
July 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Now we can finally get a totally made up history of Ozzy’s life movie starring Tom Hiddleston as the price of darkness and…Danny DeVito as Sharon.
I want the banter. I neeeeeeed the banter.
I want the banter. I neeeeeeed the banter.
::stupid fucking Joe Rogan voice::
“Im just asking questions”
“Im just asking questions”
July 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
::stupid fucking Joe Rogan voice::
“Im just asking questions”
“Im just asking questions”
✨Just got blessed by the marketplace fairy✨
June 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
✨Just got blessed by the marketplace fairy✨
A man with principles! Get that store brand Viennetta outta here…
::shakes hands in Sopranos::
::shakes hands in Sopranos::
June 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A man with principles! Get that store brand Viennetta outta here…
::shakes hands in Sopranos::
::shakes hands in Sopranos::
Today I made a friend and stood in a river.
May 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Today I made a friend and stood in a river.
Made it to the rental. Looks cozy! #utahgetmetwo
May 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Made it to the rental. Looks cozy! #utahgetmetwo
Made it to Utah. Found Jon.
May 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Made it to Utah. Found Jon.
Have van, will travel.
May 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Have van, will travel.
Meet my new driving friend Mochi! He’s perfect and I love him.
February 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Meet my new driving friend Mochi! He’s perfect and I love him.
Time to update Clancy the bathroom shark for the holiday.
February 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Time to update Clancy the bathroom shark for the holiday.
Skipping the toilet bowl to watch the 80’s classic Twins!
February 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Skipping the toilet bowl to watch the 80’s classic Twins!
Turns out I needed glasses. Meh.
February 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Turns out I needed glasses. Meh.
Jesus…someone left this on my desk and I have no idea what to do with it…
January 31, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Jesus…someone left this on my desk and I have no idea what to do with it…
One of the few things keeping me sane are these two noodles. So very lucky to have them.
January 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
One of the few things keeping me sane are these two noodles. So very lucky to have them.
Accurate. Check this buddy cop duo.
January 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Accurate. Check this buddy cop duo.