TET879
tet879.bsky.social
TET879
@tet879.bsky.social
A man of below average age
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Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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NEW GAME ALERT!

I made a thing! My new silly little game #Frostholme is out now!

Play an adorable festive horror game, where you're cute little guys - trapped in an endless, wintery forest full of dangers!

With art by Ben Hollands (benhollands.com)

Lookit - misterspidergod.itch.io/frostholme
Frostholme - A Little RPG by misterspidergod
An adorable festive horror rpg
misterspidergod.itch.io
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You can't live your life worried about what others think. You've just got to dance like no one's wanking.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I've decided to start posting all my thoughts to bluesky. I decided this three weeks ago, turns out I don't have any thoughts.
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I will strangle a horse
Maybe it's where the barn is
I don't know what a farm is, but my equine bloodlust's strong

I'll search fields, sheds and gorse
For that single toed mammal
I won't strangle a camel, as that would be bad and wrong
I only hear "I will strangle a horse" to the tune of "I can show you the world."
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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In my day, we didn't have fancy sex gadgets like fleshlights. If we were horny, we had to fuck the Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish.
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm still angry.
Remember when it was a big controversy that google image search results had a button to link you directly to the image? lol
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Does anyone remember in the early 2000s when BBC2 aired a 90 minute block of comedy on Monday nights and it was hosted by a CGI Anne Robinson. Because that was a thing that definitely happened.
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol

First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
October 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Finally diagnosed as ADHD as no surprise to anyone who knows me. Now the real work begins, starting my prescribed, mandatory stand up show to take to Edinburgh
October 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
"My printer isn't working."
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Thank god AI has finally solved the problem of there not being enough podcasts
September 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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An interesting thing about Silksong is the way that it combines elements of the classic Metroid and Castlevania games. Could this be the start of a new genre?
September 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
All I want from a woman is for her to take me to a hidden cache of weapons in the desert as we fight to save the future of humanity. Is that too much to ask?
September 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Wacky packaging is wackaging so wacky banking must be wanking.
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and 9 other types.
August 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Everyone's always eating wotsits, but they never ask howsit.
August 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Character Names For Sale - £3 each ONO

Kepler Stabulous
Lemony Beverage
Pamela Checkmate
Thrunt Choo-choo
Chunky Mousehandle
Walter Corkscrewniverse
Scrooge Spellbad
Judas McBastard
Anna Notherone
Elizabeff Smurblr
Crow-Dad
Beverly Electrocution
Turanga Spider-Man
Daisy Flamethrower
Vegan Blueberry
August 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I don't even want to talk to my actual friends, why would I want to talk to an AI?
August 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Paging @ewacat.bsky.social who I know always enjoys a Dutch word.
August 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Did a snake write this?
Snakes are not dangerous to you. There are no snakes at the bottom of your bed.
August 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Lego can keep Star Wars. Playmobil has all the hot properties.
August 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Ordered a pillow. Tasted disgusting.
August 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
See it, say it, sharted.
August 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM