Paul Foxcroft
@paulfoxcroft.bsky.social
Comedian, Improviser, Writer, Game Designer, Game Writer, Voice Actor and pro Dungeon Master for Questing Time.
Was actually in #TedLasso - they can't take that away.
He/Him/Chump
Was actually in #TedLasso - they can't take that away.
He/Him/Chump
I am so proud to have introduced Twine to this malevolent sack of funny beavers - which we know as @brainmage.bsky.social
Strangle his horse. I dares ya!
Strangle his horse. I dares ya!
Yesterday I updated my first (and very silly) choose your own adventure game "i will strangle a horse"!
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I am so proud to have introduced Twine to this malevolent sack of funny beavers - which we know as @brainmage.bsky.social
Strangle his horse. I dares ya!
Strangle his horse. I dares ya!
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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I tried splicing the DNA of a cheetah with that of a crab, but things went sideways fast.
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I tried splicing the DNA of a cheetah with that of a crab, but things went sideways fast.
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WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army
Replace "pecans" with "villagers" and "give me a headache" with "send adventurers into my lair" and you've got a dragon's diary entry.
man i ate some pecans thinking maybe i might be over the thing where i eat pecans and they give me a headache, but no, here comes the headache
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Replace "pecans" with "villagers" and "give me a headache" with "send adventurers into my lair" and you've got a dragon's diary entry.
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Just under a day left now and we’re at 30% for our Season Two Kickstarter of our Found Footage horror fiction podcast designed as a sequel to the novel Dracula
Any funding at this point still helps as it proves to potential investors that we’re worth supporting as we make new plans for Season Two
Any funding at this point still helps as it proves to potential investors that we’re worth supporting as we make new plans for Season Two
The Holmwood Foundation - Season Two
Season Two of the horror-fiction audio drama about possession, queer identity, and Dracula's severed head!
Www.tinyurl.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just under a day left now and we’re at 30% for our Season Two Kickstarter of our Found Footage horror fiction podcast designed as a sequel to the novel Dracula
Any funding at this point still helps as it proves to potential investors that we’re worth supporting as we make new plans for Season Two
Any funding at this point still helps as it proves to potential investors that we’re worth supporting as we make new plans for Season Two
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Actually, it's Dr. Cookie's monster
a close up of a purple and blue curtain with a light shining through it .
Alt: Cookie Monster sliding into frame from the right
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Actually, it's Dr. Cookie's monster
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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I was expecting the AI Coca-Cola commercial to look like shit, but I wasn’t expecting it to SOUND like shit, too.
I’m guessing that was AI, too, because otherwise it sounds like they got the most disaffected high school choir girls to rush through a song they hate at the end of rehearsal
I’m guessing that was AI, too, because otherwise it sounds like they got the most disaffected high school choir girls to rush through a song they hate at the end of rehearsal
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I was expecting the AI Coca-Cola commercial to look like shit, but I wasn’t expecting it to SOUND like shit, too.
I’m guessing that was AI, too, because otherwise it sounds like they got the most disaffected high school choir girls to rush through a song they hate at the end of rehearsal
I’m guessing that was AI, too, because otherwise it sounds like they got the most disaffected high school choir girls to rush through a song they hate at the end of rehearsal
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Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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I'm still not over @beardynoise.bsky.social describing Claudia Winkleman in The Traitors as 'a cunty triangle' and then coming home to watch it and immediately seeing this.
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I'm still not over @beardynoise.bsky.social describing Claudia Winkleman in The Traitors as 'a cunty triangle' and then coming home to watch it and immediately seeing this.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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It's over. There's no more games to make, no more worlds to conquer.
You think you're safe? No. A new phase begins. Playing Games.
You think you're safe? No. A new phase begins. Playing Games.
November 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It's over. There's no more games to make, no more worlds to conquer.
You think you're safe? No. A new phase begins. Playing Games.
You think you're safe? No. A new phase begins. Playing Games.
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I guess it’s inevitable but if I were 53-year old distinguished multiple award-winning novelist and comic book writer Joe Hill, who has gone to some pains not to trade on his dad’s name throughout his career, I would be pretty tired of this
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I guess it’s inevitable but if I were 53-year old distinguished multiple award-winning novelist and comic book writer Joe Hill, who has gone to some pains not to trade on his dad’s name throughout his career, I would be pretty tired of this
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We don't talk about the emotional regulation challenges of ADHD nearly enough.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We don't talk about the emotional regulation challenges of ADHD nearly enough.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
Does anyone have a Tarrasque i could have a lend of?
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Does anyone have a Tarrasque i could have a lend of?