Paul Foxcroft
@paulfoxcroft.bsky.social
Comedian, Improviser, Writer, Game Designer, Game Writer, Voice Actor and pro Dungeon Master for Questing Time.
Was actually in #TedLasso - they can't take that away.
He/Him/Chump
Was actually in #TedLasso - they can't take that away.
He/Him/Chump
Replace "pecans" with "villagers" and "give me a headache" with "send adventurers into my lair" and you've got a dragon's diary entry.
man i ate some pecans thinking maybe i might be over the thing where i eat pecans and they give me a headache, but no, here comes the headache
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Replace "pecans" with "villagers" and "give me a headache" with "send adventurers into my lair" and you've got a dragon's diary entry.
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Just under a day left now and we’re at 30% for our Season Two Kickstarter of our Found Footage horror fiction podcast designed as a sequel to the novel Dracula
Any funding at this point still helps as it proves to potential investors that we’re worth supporting as we make new plans for Season Two
Any funding at this point still helps as it proves to potential investors that we’re worth supporting as we make new plans for Season Two
The Holmwood Foundation - Season Two
Season Two of the horror-fiction audio drama about possession, queer identity, and Dracula's severed head!
Www.tinyurl.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just under a day left now and we’re at 30% for our Season Two Kickstarter of our Found Footage horror fiction podcast designed as a sequel to the novel Dracula
Any funding at this point still helps as it proves to potential investors that we’re worth supporting as we make new plans for Season Two
Any funding at this point still helps as it proves to potential investors that we’re worth supporting as we make new plans for Season Two
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Actually, it's Dr. Cookie's monster
a close up of a purple and blue curtain with a light shining through it .
Alt: Cookie Monster sliding into frame from the right
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Actually, it's Dr. Cookie's monster
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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I was expecting the AI Coca-Cola commercial to look like shit, but I wasn’t expecting it to SOUND like shit, too.
I’m guessing that was AI, too, because otherwise it sounds like they got the most disaffected high school choir girls to rush through a song they hate at the end of rehearsal
I’m guessing that was AI, too, because otherwise it sounds like they got the most disaffected high school choir girls to rush through a song they hate at the end of rehearsal
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I was expecting the AI Coca-Cola commercial to look like shit, but I wasn’t expecting it to SOUND like shit, too.
I’m guessing that was AI, too, because otherwise it sounds like they got the most disaffected high school choir girls to rush through a song they hate at the end of rehearsal
I’m guessing that was AI, too, because otherwise it sounds like they got the most disaffected high school choir girls to rush through a song they hate at the end of rehearsal
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Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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I'm still not over @beardynoise.bsky.social describing Claudia Winkleman in The Traitors as 'a cunty triangle' and then coming home to watch it and immediately seeing this.
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I'm still not over @beardynoise.bsky.social describing Claudia Winkleman in The Traitors as 'a cunty triangle' and then coming home to watch it and immediately seeing this.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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It's over. There's no more games to make, no more worlds to conquer.
You think you're safe? No. A new phase begins. Playing Games.
You think you're safe? No. A new phase begins. Playing Games.
November 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It's over. There's no more games to make, no more worlds to conquer.
You think you're safe? No. A new phase begins. Playing Games.
You think you're safe? No. A new phase begins. Playing Games.
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I guess it’s inevitable but if I were 53-year old distinguished multiple award-winning novelist and comic book writer Joe Hill, who has gone to some pains not to trade on his dad’s name throughout his career, I would be pretty tired of this
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I guess it’s inevitable but if I were 53-year old distinguished multiple award-winning novelist and comic book writer Joe Hill, who has gone to some pains not to trade on his dad’s name throughout his career, I would be pretty tired of this
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We don't talk about the emotional regulation challenges of ADHD nearly enough.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We don't talk about the emotional regulation challenges of ADHD nearly enough.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
Between the big, fast, emotions ADHD'ers can get, the sensitivity to rejection so many of us experience, and the guilt and shame we've be programmed into for how our brain works:
It's a lot.
Does anyone have a Tarrasque i could have a lend of?
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Does anyone have a Tarrasque i could have a lend of?
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If we don't hit our goal (which is looking increasingly likely), we cannot make season two.
Even if you can't donate, a share or review goes so far. This is a project Fio and I are so proud of, and we really want to see it through to the end.
Season one is already available for free online!
Even if you can't donate, a share or review goes so far. This is a project Fio and I are so proud of, and we really want to see it through to the end.
Season one is already available for free online!
The Holmwood Foundation - Season Two
Season Two of the horror-fiction audio drama about possession, queer identity, and Dracula's severed head!
www.kickstarter.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If we don't hit our goal (which is looking increasingly likely), we cannot make season two.
Even if you can't donate, a share or review goes so far. This is a project Fio and I are so proud of, and we really want to see it through to the end.
Season one is already available for free online!
Even if you can't donate, a share or review goes so far. This is a project Fio and I are so proud of, and we really want to see it through to the end.
Season one is already available for free online!
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Earth, 13 minutes ago as seen from Space 🌍
This must have been taken over Washington DC
This must have been taken over Washington DC
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Earth, 13 minutes ago as seen from Space 🌍
This must have been taken over Washington DC
This must have been taken over Washington DC
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also, if it helps, this list made me laugh. it has Underworld on it www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
The Best Halloween Movies for People Who Hate Horror Movies
Want to celebrate the spooky season without giving yourself a heart attack?
www.esquire.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 AM
also, if it helps, this list made me laugh. it has Underworld on it www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
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I would like to ask someone who uses (lets say for a ttrpg) genai because they can't afford to pay for art what they think people did to get art before genai existed. Because people have been making ttrpgs for decades before genai existed. Yet somehow art is in them.
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I would like to ask someone who uses (lets say for a ttrpg) genai because they can't afford to pay for art what they think people did to get art before genai existed. Because people have been making ttrpgs for decades before genai existed. Yet somehow art is in them.
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🎶 I met a man today, oh, boy
He was a traveler from an antique land
He’d seen a statue, worn and broke
But I just had to laugh
About the epitaph
…
He was a traveler from an antique land
He’d seen a statue, worn and broke
But I just had to laugh
About the epitaph
…
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
🎶 I met a man today, oh, boy
He was a traveler from an antique land
He’d seen a statue, worn and broke
But I just had to laugh
About the epitaph
…
He was a traveler from an antique land
He’d seen a statue, worn and broke
But I just had to laugh
About the epitaph
…
The brief notion that they're in a stranger's face has tickled me no end.
ahh i put my contact lenses in the wrong eyes again
October 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The brief notion that they're in a stranger's face has tickled me no end.