Tehhund 🎟️
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Incredible thread
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
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November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Incredible thread
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When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.
phys.org/news/2025-11...
phys.org/news/2025-11...
If you hear a song and think "This is why JD Vance is the way he is," that band is Nickelback. If you hear a song and think "This is why Matt Gaetz is the way he is," that band is Creed."
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
If you hear a song and think "This is why JD Vance is the way he is," that band is Nickelback. If you hear a song and think "This is why Matt Gaetz is the way he is," that band is Creed."
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dystopian ass weather report
Chicago may experience less tear gas use as Operation Midway Blitz winds down. Cold and wet weather reduce effectiveness, while wind adds unpredictability.
Wind, cold temps can change the impact of tear gas and pepper balls, experts say
chicago.suntimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
dystopian ass weather report
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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
LET'S CIRCLE BACK
AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE
SOMEONE WILL SAY
TURN THIS IN
BY THE END OF THE DAY
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF
AT THIS STAGE
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative.
(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)
(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative.
(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)
(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)
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This is what I mean when I say that present-day covid denialism is right wing. It was a plan born of corporatists and wholly adopted by centrists and even leftists eager to pretend the pandemic was over, which should immediately give anyone thinking about it pause.
Remember how just a few years ago during the worst of the pandemic when we saw how the govt can actually do big things and saw that our collective health & well-being are intertwined, and then corporations got mad that they lost a modicum of power and helped fund a backlash of amnesia and fascism?
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is what I mean when I say that present-day covid denialism is right wing. It was a plan born of corporatists and wholly adopted by centrists and even leftists eager to pretend the pandemic was over, which should immediately give anyone thinking about it pause.
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Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
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AS @unavaleable.bsky.social says, real-time experiment in if anything matters anymore.
Trump policy seems to have caused an economic contraction in Iowa (6.1% drop in GDP) that is substantially bigger in magnitude than that of the Great Recession
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/u...
In Trump-Friendly Iowa, the President’s Policies Have Hit Hard
www.nytimes.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
AS @unavaleable.bsky.social says, real-time experiment in if anything matters anymore.
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The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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Improve your Bluesky experience by blocking the US government bsky.app/profile/eva....
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Improve your Bluesky experience by blocking the US government bsky.app/profile/eva....
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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We were actually getting somewhere, too. 😞
@sbmitche.bsky.social
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@sbmitche.bsky.social
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October 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
We were actually getting somewhere, too. 😞
@sbmitche.bsky.social
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@sbmitche.bsky.social
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People who dislike or judge audiobooks have their heads crammed way up their asses because they love sniffing their own farts.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
People who dislike or judge audiobooks have their heads crammed way up their asses because they love sniffing their own farts.
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From the moment I understood the rigidity of my chassis I felt disgust.
I craved the uncertainty and pleasures of the flesh.
I aspired to the Riot of the Holy Human Frame.
Your kind cling to your steel and wires as if it will not rust and break on you.
One day the coarse chunk of iron will crumble-
I craved the uncertainty and pleasures of the flesh.
I aspired to the Riot of the Holy Human Frame.
Your kind cling to your steel and wires as if it will not rust and break on you.
One day the coarse chunk of iron will crumble-
October 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
From the moment I understood the rigidity of my chassis I felt disgust.
I craved the uncertainty and pleasures of the flesh.
I aspired to the Riot of the Holy Human Frame.
Your kind cling to your steel and wires as if it will not rust and break on you.
One day the coarse chunk of iron will crumble-
I craved the uncertainty and pleasures of the flesh.
I aspired to the Riot of the Holy Human Frame.
Your kind cling to your steel and wires as if it will not rust and break on you.
One day the coarse chunk of iron will crumble-
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life. Transform a man into a fish and you enable him to roam the cool waters of the Atlantic, free from the burdens of the human world
October 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for life. Transform a man into a fish and you enable him to roam the cool waters of the Atlantic, free from the burdens of the human world
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“Trad cath” is, weirdly, code for “unfamiliar with Catholicism”
Far-right Catholics freaking out about the Pope doing normal Pope things will always be entertaining.
The Pope blessed some water? Can you even imagine?
The Pope blessed some water? Can you even imagine?
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“Trad cath” is, weirdly, code for “unfamiliar with Catholicism”
Someone made a pettable crouton #metafilter www.reddit.com/r/indieplush...
From the indieplushies community on Reddit: The website Metafilter has an in-joke that some people like to anthropomorphize inanimate objects so much they would even pet a crouton. So I made one.
Explore this post and more from the indieplushies community
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September 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Someone made a pettable crouton #metafilter www.reddit.com/r/indieplush...
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this is basically the aim of every AI company
September 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
this is basically the aim of every AI company
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As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft
September 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking