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We’re just innocent men
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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You wanna know why the dems didnt drop that autopsy on 2024? Because it didnt tell them what they, and their biggest donors, want to hear.

The Israel lobby, health insurance, pharmaceuticals, real estate, want certain results. We'll be back here asking why everyone hates dems in less than 4 years
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I worked with an old man that ended every single day by saying, "We didn't get shit done today, but we'll giver hell tomorry."
December 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Good. fuck all the saying "this is inevitable" or "it's here deal with it" or even "it's fine"/"it's not a big deal". This is a moveable needle. It's ruining lives (mine included already), ruining the environment, ruining art and creativity, is profoundly antihuman, isn't needed and isn't wanted.
December 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I will never watch a “video podcast.” Podcasts are for listening to when I’m on the bus. Are you watching videos on the bus. Are you even on the bus
December 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Just a few days until the new year begins and movie releases suddenly collapse into the official two genres of January: “Horror” and “Whoops”.
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I think the way Bugs says “yes?” here is one of the funniest deliveries Mel Blanc ever managed
August 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”
Best Twitter riposte of the day
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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♫ Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays,
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein’s brother Mark was convinced that Donald Trump signed off on the murder of his brother. He went so far as to report a tip to the FBI.

Mark said Jeffrey was killed because he was about to name names.
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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And Tiny Tim, who is often treated as a punchline but who had a concrete aesthetic program and whose version of “In the Pines” is fucking HAUNTING AND POWERFUL,…
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.
Congratulations to Stephen Macedo & Frances Lee, whose book In Covid's Wake has been recognized as:

⭐ A @newyorker.com Best Book of the Year
⭐ An @economist.com Book of the Year
⭐ A @wsj.com Best Book of the Year

Learn more about this eye-opening book: press.princeton.edu/books/hardco...
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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voted to repeal people’s healthcare and blew off the consequences. now the only thing you’ll be blowing is the grim reaper
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day

"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.

There's silence for a second.

"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
Galaxy Quest - a perfect movie, just a wonderful love letter to actors, sci-fi, Star Trek in particular, and to fandom - really deserves a proper physical release with decent extras. Think Weaver's right that releasing a R-rated cut would be fun, too.
Sigourney Weaver Says She Wishes DreamWorks Released A Director’s Cut Of ‘Galaxy Quest,’ Reminisces On Sequel That Never Came To Pass
Sigourney Weaver reflected on cult classic Galaxy Quest and how she wishes the sci-fi satire had released an R-rated director's cut.
deadline.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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a big part of it is that few of them have ever had much real power.
it really is something that no one affiliated or allied with trump seems to have any sense of how to use power with subtlety and finesse.
December 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM