SwedishCalypso
@swedishcalypso.bsky.social
D&D & D&B
Same name on Imgur
Subductionaudio.com
Same name on Imgur
Subductionaudio.com
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I was required to sign a non disparagement agreement with Media Labs and am not legally allowed to discuss what is going on. @lastweektonight.com however, has not signed such an agreement.
Heather Vodka on X: "@iamjohnoliver the users of https://t.co/CWpRkiytIc are begging for your attention. Unfortunately, I was required to sign a non disparagement agreement with Media Labs and am not legally allowed to discuss what is going on. You, however have not signed such an agreement. https://t.co/29vvpkaoJK" / X
@iamjohnoliver the users of https://t.co/CWpRkiytIc are begging for your attention. Unfortunately, I was required to sign a non disparagement agreement with Media Labs and am not legally allowed to discuss what is going on. You, however have not signed such an agreement. https://t.co/29vvpkaoJK
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August 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I was required to sign a non disparagement agreement with Media Labs and am not legally allowed to discuss what is going on. @lastweektonight.com however, has not signed such an agreement.
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72% of all Caucasian males host a podcast.
August 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
72% of all Caucasian males host a podcast.
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January 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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WIFE: I told you to call a plumber.
ME: I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.
ME: I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.
December 27, 2024 at 2:48 AM
WIFE: I told you to call a plumber.
ME: I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.
ME: I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.
Oh yes, that weird period between Christmas and New Years. Not sure if it's a workday or a lounge-in-PJs-&-eat-leftovers day. The ol' Christmas gooch.
December 27, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Oh yes, that weird period between Christmas and New Years. Not sure if it's a workday or a lounge-in-PJs-&-eat-leftovers day. The ol' Christmas gooch.
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[bar]
Me: I’m drunk
Carpenter: i’m hammered
Dry Wall Guy: i’m plastered
Garbage Man: i’m trashed
Beekeeper: i’m buzzed
Accountant: i’m totaled
Quarterback: i’m blitzed
Scuba Diver: i’m tanked
English Professor: i’m lit
Plumber: i’m shitfaced
Hulk: i’m smashed
Youth: i’m wasted
Me: I’m drunk
Carpenter: i’m hammered
Dry Wall Guy: i’m plastered
Garbage Man: i’m trashed
Beekeeper: i’m buzzed
Accountant: i’m totaled
Quarterback: i’m blitzed
Scuba Diver: i’m tanked
English Professor: i’m lit
Plumber: i’m shitfaced
Hulk: i’m smashed
Youth: i’m wasted
January 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
[bar]
Me: I’m drunk
Carpenter: i’m hammered
Dry Wall Guy: i’m plastered
Garbage Man: i’m trashed
Beekeeper: i’m buzzed
Accountant: i’m totaled
Quarterback: i’m blitzed
Scuba Diver: i’m tanked
English Professor: i’m lit
Plumber: i’m shitfaced
Hulk: i’m smashed
Youth: i’m wasted
Me: I’m drunk
Carpenter: i’m hammered
Dry Wall Guy: i’m plastered
Garbage Man: i’m trashed
Beekeeper: i’m buzzed
Accountant: i’m totaled
Quarterback: i’m blitzed
Scuba Diver: i’m tanked
English Professor: i’m lit
Plumber: i’m shitfaced
Hulk: i’m smashed
Youth: i’m wasted
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December 19, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
December 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
Kowalski's Challenger and it's not even close
December 20, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Kowalski's Challenger and it's not even close
Thanks Krispe 😎
December 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Thanks Krispe 😎
Guys I found Spiders Georg
The average person eats 8 spiders a year
*eating 2nd bowl of spiders*
"WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"
*eating 2nd bowl of spiders*
"WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"
December 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Guys I found Spiders Georg
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20, 20, 24 hours to go
i wanna be cremated
i wanna be cremated
December 18, 2024 at 4:49 PM
20, 20, 24 hours to go
i wanna be cremated
i wanna be cremated
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Follow your dreams, kids. If Robert Kennedy can be health secretary, you can literally do anything. Can't swim but wanna be a lifeguard? Do it. Blind sharpshooter? Awesome. First person to walk on the sun? Fuck yeah playboy, go get it
December 17, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Follow your dreams, kids. If Robert Kennedy can be health secretary, you can literally do anything. Can't swim but wanna be a lifeguard? Do it. Blind sharpshooter? Awesome. First person to walk on the sun? Fuck yeah playboy, go get it
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them: why did you pick the lock
italians: gnocchi
italians: gnocchi
December 17, 2024 at 2:59 AM
them: why did you pick the lock
italians: gnocchi
italians: gnocchi
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Just have to buy gifts for my personal demons and then I'm done with my Christmas shopping 🎁
December 16, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Just have to buy gifts for my personal demons and then I'm done with my Christmas shopping 🎁
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
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*drops the beat*
*apologizes profusely*
*apologizes profusely*
December 7, 2024 at 6:44 PM
*drops the beat*
*apologizes profusely*
*apologizes profusely*
It's ambiguous- if each man has one wife and each couple has 7 children, then the answer is 7*7 (49) + 7+7 (14), so 63.
You can also interpret that each man has 7 wives, or that each man and each wife have 7 children of their own, not necessarily together.
It's more than just math
You can also interpret that each man has 7 wives, or that each man and each wife have 7 children of their own, not necessarily together.
It's more than just math
December 7, 2024 at 9:02 PM
It's ambiguous- if each man has one wife and each couple has 7 children, then the answer is 7*7 (49) + 7+7 (14), so 63.
You can also interpret that each man has 7 wives, or that each man and each wife have 7 children of their own, not necessarily together.
It's more than just math
You can also interpret that each man has 7 wives, or that each man and each wife have 7 children of their own, not necessarily together.
It's more than just math
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Every year the acting awards ignore my stunning performances as the attentive father in dramas like "Absolutely, I'd Love to Hear About Your New Fortnite Skins"
December 7, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Every year the acting awards ignore my stunning performances as the attentive father in dramas like "Absolutely, I'd Love to Hear About Your New Fortnite Skins"
What to know about Billy: he's awful. Just terrible, the worst. My exes' grandparents were his neighbors, and he is not a nice person. Entitled, mean to children and animals. Corrupt and self serving in everything he does. He'll fit right in on Trump's cabinet.
December 7, 2024 at 12:38 AM
What to know about Billy: he's awful. Just terrible, the worst. My exes' grandparents were his neighbors, and he is not a nice person. Entitled, mean to children and animals. Corrupt and self serving in everything he does. He'll fit right in on Trump's cabinet.
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the weirdest part about bsky for me is i’m actually seeing posts from accounts i follow again. that’s pretty neat.
December 6, 2024 at 4:39 AM
the weirdest part about bsky for me is i’m actually seeing posts from accounts i follow again. that’s pretty neat.