HipEponymous PoorGirl
@swaniechicken.bsky.social
I can’t find the remote.
Atlanta Braves ❤️🤍💙
Atlanta Braves ❤️🤍💙
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when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
August 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
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jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
February 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
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JUST IN: I have imposed a 69% tariff on Your Mom
April 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
JUST IN: I have imposed a 69% tariff on Your Mom
STOP LYING ABOUT HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MAKE A STIR FRY IT LITERALLY TAKES FOREVER AND A VERY SHARP KNIFE
April 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
STOP LYING ABOUT HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MAKE A STIR FRY IT LITERALLY TAKES FOREVER AND A VERY SHARP KNIFE
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It's like ten thousand firecrackers when all you need is a stick of dynamite.
March 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's like ten thousand firecrackers when all you need is a stick of dynamite.
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Are you a current or former federal government official?
Please reach out to us on Signal with tips.
Please reach out to us on Signal with tips.
February 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Are you a current or former federal government official?
Please reach out to us on Signal with tips.
Please reach out to us on Signal with tips.
The great thing about turning 50 and having a 16 year old son is how we have the same number of chin hairs.
February 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The great thing about turning 50 and having a 16 year old son is how we have the same number of chin hairs.
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After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers.
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
Closure of northern Minnesota camp is ‘the greatest story.’ Here’s why.
Willow River, Minn., camp One Heartland is for sale after serving kids there for nearly three decades.
www.startribune.com
December 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers.
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
Science works, y'all.
www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...
5/5, no notes. 🤌
Holy shit. Did you see the letter Olivia Troye’s attorney sent to Kash Patel after he threatened to sue her for defamation? Troye, a former Homeland Security advisor, had the BEST response.
December 8, 2024 at 3:44 AM
5/5, no notes. 🤌
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I’m really gonna buckle down and get in shape for THIS apocalypse, guys.
November 10, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I’m really gonna buckle down and get in shape for THIS apocalypse, guys.
I’m so happy you’re here,
@beaneaterb.bsky.social
@beaneaterb.bsky.social
Beaneater Buzz (@beaneaterb.bsky.social)
News and analysis of the Atlanta Braves. Let’s talk ball.
beaneaterb.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I’m so happy you’re here,
@beaneaterb.bsky.social
@beaneaterb.bsky.social
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"Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land
Where justice is a game."
--Bob Dylan
Where justice is a game."
--Bob Dylan
BREAKING: Jack Smith moves to dismiss case against Trump in Washington, D.C.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com
November 25, 2024 at 6:28 PM
"Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land
Where justice is a game."
--Bob Dylan
Where justice is a game."
--Bob Dylan
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[Trying to sleep]
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain: ᶜᵃˡˡ ʲᵍ ᵂᵉⁿᵗʷᵒʳᵗʰ ⁸⁷⁷ ᶜᵃˢʰ ⁿᵒʷ
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain: ᶜᵃˡˡ ʲᵍ ᵂᵉⁿᵗʷᵒʳᵗʰ ⁸⁷⁷ ᶜᵃˢʰ ⁿᵒʷ
November 22, 2024 at 12:28 PM
[Trying to sleep]
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain: ᶜᵃˡˡ ʲᵍ ᵂᵉⁿᵗʷᵒʳᵗʰ ⁸⁷⁷ ᶜᵃˢʰ ⁿᵒʷ
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain:
Brain: ᶜᵃˡˡ ʲᵍ ᵂᵉⁿᵗʷᵒʳᵗʰ ⁸⁷⁷ ᶜᵃˢʰ ⁿᵒʷ
Moon dressed up as YOUR anus.
November 18, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Moon dressed up as YOUR anus.
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
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Left wing Gen-Xers are perfectly comfortable right now, because everything has failed us our entire entire lives. We're used to it.
November 15, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Left wing Gen-Xers are perfectly comfortable right now, because everything has failed us our entire entire lives. We're used to it.
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Oh, we repost our old shit all the time here. It’s not cringe and even if it were, we embrace cringe here.
November 12, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Oh, we repost our old shit all the time here. It’s not cringe and even if it were, we embrace cringe here.
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“if Democrats cannot connect with such upcoming and vital voices like @SiegHeil1488BasementIncel, they don’t stand a chance of leading America ever again”
November 10, 2024 at 2:02 AM
“if Democrats cannot connect with such upcoming and vital voices like @SiegHeil1488BasementIncel, they don’t stand a chance of leading America ever again”
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Healthcare for the Three Ages of Man
November 10, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Healthcare for the Three Ages of Man
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America may be the only country in the world where you’re labeled a “communist” if you actually care about other people in addition to yourself.
November 9, 2024 at 11:03 PM
America may be the only country in the world where you’re labeled a “communist” if you actually care about other people in addition to yourself.
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Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
November 9, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
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THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS LAVA!
November 9, 2024 at 4:08 PM
THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS LAVA!
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I have a strong suspicion that everybody with a dog sings songs to their dog about their dog. Or is that just me?
November 9, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I have a strong suspicion that everybody with a dog sings songs to their dog about their dog. Or is that just me?
I’m really gonna buckle down and get in shape for THIS apocalypse, guys.
November 10, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I’m really gonna buckle down and get in shape for THIS apocalypse, guys.