Julius Kim
@juliuskim.bsky.social
Criminal defense attorney, Former prosecutor, Legal analyst for TV, print, and radio media. Dog lover. Recreational dieter. Apparent donut addict.
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Julius Kim
@juliuskim.bsky.social
· Sep 3
If you’re a Trump supporter, a bot, a racist, or an asshole, please don’t follow me. I got nothin’ for ya.
Does Trump realize that not everyone wants to live like an entitled pompous asshole?
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Does Trump realize that not everyone wants to live like an entitled pompous asshole?
As the Trump administration lobs distraction after distraction at the American people, I can’t help but recalling a chilling line from a horror movie I watched a long time ago: “The call is coming from inside the house..”
January 3, 2026 at 10:32 PM
As the Trump administration lobs distraction after distraction at the American people, I can’t help but recalling a chilling line from a horror movie I watched a long time ago: “The call is coming from inside the house..”
I have no doubt that Trump is an abusive spouse as he conducts all of his affairs the same way—and Congress has sadly become a battered significant other..
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I have no doubt that Trump is an abusive spouse as he conducts all of his affairs the same way—and Congress has sadly become a battered significant other..
I think we may have lost some moral authority in trying to reason with Russia..
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I think we may have lost some moral authority in trying to reason with Russia..
I’ve replaced partying with making lists.
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM
I’ve replaced partying with making lists.
The Peanut Buster Parfait might just be the world’s most perfect food second only to the plain raised glazed donut..
January 3, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The Peanut Buster Parfait might just be the world’s most perfect food second only to the plain raised glazed donut..
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Goodbye 2025. Thank you and fuck you.
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Goodbye 2025. Thank you and fuck you.
Goodbye 2025. Thank you and fuck you.
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Goodbye 2025. Thank you and fuck you.
Once I get past the home screen on my cell phone, it’s like an old school game of Memory.
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Once I get past the home screen on my cell phone, it’s like an old school game of Memory.
Last day of 2025. So many mixed feelings.. I need a donut to ponder.. 🍩☕️👀
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Last day of 2025. So many mixed feelings.. I need a donut to ponder.. 🍩☕️👀
If you don’t know me, I’m a blue account looking for like-minded people on here.
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
If you don’t know me, I’m a blue account looking for like-minded people on here.
I just made some hot chocolate, and it’s delish. When was the last time you made hot chocolate? I can’t remember when the last time was for me. It’s the little things that bring us joy..
December 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I just made some hot chocolate, and it’s delish. When was the last time you made hot chocolate? I can’t remember when the last time was for me. It’s the little things that bring us joy..
Two cups of coffee. Deep breath. Count to three. Get ass up off the couch and get movin’!! ☕️🍩👊🏼🚶🏻♂️🥳
December 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Two cups of coffee. Deep breath. Count to three. Get ass up off the couch and get movin’!! ☕️🍩👊🏼🚶🏻♂️🥳
I scroll. Therefore I am?
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I scroll. Therefore I am?
Why do I have this strange feeling Hegseth has been nursing a three day hangover?
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Why do I have this strange feeling Hegseth has been nursing a three day hangover?
If it walks like a pedo, talks like a pedo, and dances like a pedo, it’s probably a pedo.. 👀
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If it walks like a pedo, talks like a pedo, and dances like a pedo, it’s probably a pedo.. 👀
If you’re having a hard time falling asleep, just grab that book sitting next to you that you’ve been intending on reading for the past year.
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you’re having a hard time falling asleep, just grab that book sitting next to you that you’ve been intending on reading for the past year.
I’d rather be woke than racist. 🤷🏻♂️
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’d rather be woke than racist. 🤷🏻♂️
In hindsight, I curse the inventor of Elf on the Shelf.
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
In hindsight, I curse the inventor of Elf on the Shelf.
He’s making a list and redacting it twice.. 👀🥳🎅🏻😳
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
He’s making a list and redacting it twice.. 👀🥳🎅🏻😳
Shout out to all those delivery drivers out there working hard to get people their packages at the last minute!
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Shout out to all those delivery drivers out there working hard to get people their packages at the last minute!
Do you think Santa would mind if I put out a donut instead of cookies tonight? 👀🤔🍩🥳🎄
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Do you think Santa would mind if I put out a donut instead of cookies tonight? 👀🤔🍩🥳🎄
I’m a hilarious person. If you don’t agree, I’ll refund you your money. 👀
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I’m a hilarious person. If you don’t agree, I’ll refund you your money. 👀
Is there anything wrong with sticking a bow on an Amazon box and handing a present to someone like that? 👀🎁
December 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Is there anything wrong with sticking a bow on an Amazon box and handing a present to someone like that? 👀🎁
Have we modernized the joy out of life?
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Have we modernized the joy out of life?