Two Legged Unicorn
@sw0rdf1shx.bsky.social
Father/Husband/Surfer/Coach/Sports Fanatic/Public Safety Solution Advisor/ DEI Champion
Unique as Hell #adhd #ptsd
Just trying to get through this thing called Life.
Into Good Necessary Trouble
Masonboro Island
Unique as Hell #adhd #ptsd
Just trying to get through this thing called Life.
Into Good Necessary Trouble
Masonboro Island
Pinned
I guess Biggie Smalls does not like the broccoli, yet he doesn't want anyone else to have it either.
This guy gets it.
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This guy gets it.
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In Al-Zawayda, traumatised children slip on VR headsets that transport them from Gaza’s devastation to peaceful gardens and beaches.
UNICEF says nearly a million children now need mental-health support after two years of war, as psychological wounds deepen.
#Gaza #MentalHealth #Children
UNICEF says nearly a million children now need mental-health support after two years of war, as psychological wounds deepen.
#Gaza #MentalHealth #Children
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
In Al-Zawayda, traumatised children slip on VR headsets that transport them from Gaza’s devastation to peaceful gardens and beaches.
UNICEF says nearly a million children now need mental-health support after two years of war, as psychological wounds deepen.
#Gaza #MentalHealth #Children
UNICEF says nearly a million children now need mental-health support after two years of war, as psychological wounds deepen.
#Gaza #MentalHealth #Children
I am thankful for these doggos on this Sunday. Nighty night, don't let the bed bugs bite. #dogs #dogs_of_bluesky
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I am thankful for these doggos on this Sunday. Nighty night, don't let the bed bugs bite. #dogs #dogs_of_bluesky
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I will not rest until I've finished this nap.
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I will not rest until I've finished this nap.
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woo and I cannot emphasize this enough hoo
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
woo and I cannot emphasize this enough hoo
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Daytime posters right now
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Daytime posters right now
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Maybe Qanon was right about a cabal of pedophiles running the country. 🤷🏻♂️
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Maybe Qanon was right about a cabal of pedophiles running the country. 🤷🏻♂️
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My other brother Daryl Hall & John Oats.
The Lewis Black Keys
The Betty White Stripes
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My other brother Daryl Hall & John Oats.
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Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything."
For once, I believe him.
For once, I believe him.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything."
For once, I believe him.
For once, I believe him.
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You and the text you need to trim in order to meet the word limit
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
You and the text you need to trim in order to meet the word limit
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People don’t fake depression.
They fake being happy.
They fake being happy.
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
People don’t fake depression.
They fake being happy.
They fake being happy.
Today I started in Alexandria, VA and got to PET DAT DAWG in the lobby of the Westin before breakfast. Ending the night in Raleigh and I have successfully PET 4 Dawgs today that were not mine.
Still miss my boy back home. See you tomorrow Biggie Smalls. #dogs #dogs_of_bluesky
Still miss my boy back home. See you tomorrow Biggie Smalls. #dogs #dogs_of_bluesky
October 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Today I started in Alexandria, VA and got to PET DAT DAWG in the lobby of the Westin before breakfast. Ending the night in Raleigh and I have successfully PET 4 Dawgs today that were not mine.
Still miss my boy back home. See you tomorrow Biggie Smalls. #dogs #dogs_of_bluesky
Still miss my boy back home. See you tomorrow Biggie Smalls. #dogs #dogs_of_bluesky
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Not now kids, Daddy's busy arguing online with people I'll never meet and whose opinion means nothing to me.
July 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Not now kids, Daddy's busy arguing online with people I'll never meet and whose opinion means nothing to me.
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Incredible sign from yesterday’s protests👇
October 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Incredible sign from yesterday’s protests👇
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the year is 2025. the vice president of the United States is telling critics of Adolf Hitler to “grow up.”
October 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
the year is 2025. the vice president of the United States is telling critics of Adolf Hitler to “grow up.”
I booked a car at Hertz Rental at SBY yesterday. Tonight when I landed here is the place it used to be. It closed in 2020. Avis to the rescue.
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I booked a car at Hertz Rental at SBY yesterday. Tonight when I landed here is the place it used to be. It closed in 2020. Avis to the rescue.
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Pray that all voters will be aware of what is happening in our government next November.
Pray that all Americans get out and vote!
Pray that all Americans get out and vote!
a man wearing headphones is standing in front of a vote sign
ALT: a man wearing headphones is standing in front of a vote sign
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October 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Pray that all voters will be aware of what is happening in our government next November.
Pray that all Americans get out and vote!
Pray that all Americans get out and vote!
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🐾✨ The duo that started it all — Charles Schulz and his beloved Snoopy. Where imagination met heart, a timeless friendship was born. Here’s to the beagle who taught us joy, and the creator who taught us to dream. ❤️
October 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
🐾✨ The duo that started it all — Charles Schulz and his beloved Snoopy. Where imagination met heart, a timeless friendship was born. Here’s to the beagle who taught us joy, and the creator who taught us to dream. ❤️
But does anything happen when this baby hits 88mph?
October 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
But does anything happen when this baby hits 88mph?
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“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
- H.P. Lovecraft
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”
- H.P. Lovecraft
- H.P. Lovecraft
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We need UN observers dog
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
October 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We need UN observers dog
For a chicken place Buffalo Wild Wings Burger is what the kids call skibidee or some rizzen shit. It's good is what Gen X calls it.
October 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
For a chicken place Buffalo Wild Wings Burger is what the kids call skibidee or some rizzen shit. It's good is what Gen X calls it.