Two Legged Unicorn
@sw0rdf1shx.bsky.social
Father/Husband/Surfer/Coach/Sports Fanatic/Public Safety Solution Advisor/ DEI Champion
Unique as Hell #adhd #ptsd
Just trying to get through this thing called Life.
Into Good Necessary Trouble
Masonboro Island
Unique as Hell #adhd #ptsd
Just trying to get through this thing called Life.
Into Good Necessary Trouble
Masonboro Island
Lapdog Cruz over there nodding his head in agreement to every stupid thing that comes out his mouth. Even about his ugly wife.
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Lapdog Cruz over there nodding his head in agreement to every stupid thing that comes out his mouth. Even about his ugly wife.
JD ain't going to be liking this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
JD ain't going to be liking this.
Prancersizing in my front yard as you fly by
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Prancersizing in my front yard as you fly by
Yes because all the Maids at the Quality Inn live in right down the street from me.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yes because all the Maids at the Quality Inn live in right down the street from me.
My money is on Petey being humiliated by a bearded soldier whilst in Afghanistan. Something bearded has hurt him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My money is on Petey being humiliated by a bearded soldier whilst in Afghanistan. Something bearded has hurt him.
It's happening ya'll!
a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "
ALT: a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's happening ya'll!
My guy looks like a hispanic Cosplaying ICE and I think he may have found the loophole worth exploring. Muy chingon esse!
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My guy looks like a hispanic Cosplaying ICE and I think he may have found the loophole worth exploring. Muy chingon esse!
Good Morning from Wrightsville Beach!
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Good Morning from Wrightsville Beach!
These comments seriously had me out loud laughing a few times for sure. Not a bad start to Friday. Thank you.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
These comments seriously had me out loud laughing a few times for sure. Not a bad start to Friday. Thank you.
Currently 21 to 0 with 3 minutes left in 1st. Wild
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Currently 21 to 0 with 3 minutes left in 1st. Wild
Man I am at a restaurant and I have now stood up twice pointing at the TV. My wife is not amused.
a man is sitting on a couch and pointing at something with the word look written on the bottom
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch and pointing at something with the word look written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Man I am at a restaurant and I have now stood up twice pointing at the TV. My wife is not amused.
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