Suzie Dooré
@suziedoore.bsky.social
Thanks! It has pockets!
Borough Press / Editor at Large / currently *very* at large
Borough Press / Editor at Large / currently *very* at large
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look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust
February 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust
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Massive Brexiter says what now?
December 5, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Massive Brexiter says what now?
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*the 1600s in colonial Massachusetts*
husband: that was a fun party
me: did you see how hard that elizabeth laughed at all your jokes?
husband: babe don't be ridiculous
*1 week later*
husband: I guess someone accused elizabeth of being a witch her trial is tomorrow...
me: huh that's so weird
husband: that was a fun party
me: did you see how hard that elizabeth laughed at all your jokes?
husband: babe don't be ridiculous
*1 week later*
husband: I guess someone accused elizabeth of being a witch her trial is tomorrow...
me: huh that's so weird
December 2, 2024 at 4:30 PM
*the 1600s in colonial Massachusetts*
husband: that was a fun party
me: did you see how hard that elizabeth laughed at all your jokes?
husband: babe don't be ridiculous
*1 week later*
husband: I guess someone accused elizabeth of being a witch her trial is tomorrow...
me: huh that's so weird
husband: that was a fun party
me: did you see how hard that elizabeth laughed at all your jokes?
husband: babe don't be ridiculous
*1 week later*
husband: I guess someone accused elizabeth of being a witch her trial is tomorrow...
me: huh that's so weird
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"for your protection we have opened the excel file in your browser instead of downloading" "for your protection we have locked the excel file you downloaded" if you were a man and not a machine i would cut you down where you stand
December 2, 2024 at 2:19 PM
"for your protection we have opened the excel file in your browser instead of downloading" "for your protection we have locked the excel file you downloaded" if you were a man and not a machine i would cut you down where you stand
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“Most of the complaints came from working class prostitutes from the Yorkshire region”
December 1, 2024 at 11:51 AM
“Most of the complaints came from working class prostitutes from the Yorkshire region”
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Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
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if I went to a marketplace of ideas and half the goods on sale were fascism, I would start going to some other marketplace of ideas
November 27, 2024 at 7:25 PM
if I went to a marketplace of ideas and half the goods on sale were fascism, I would start going to some other marketplace of ideas
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"New day, new me!" I announce hopefully, right before I hit my shin on the bed in the same spot I always do
November 26, 2024 at 1:25 PM
"New day, new me!" I announce hopefully, right before I hit my shin on the bed in the same spot I always do
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doing my nightly meditations (fantasizing about stepping on a Minion, its insides gushing out from underneath my shoe)
November 26, 2024 at 3:19 AM
doing my nightly meditations (fantasizing about stepping on a Minion, its insides gushing out from underneath my shoe)
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Did…did a minotaur write this
November 25, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Did…did a minotaur write this
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Picasso before every portrait: Now I’ll do a silly one
November 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Picasso before every portrait: Now I’ll do a silly one
Wicked just made me SO HAPPY. Wanted to stay in the cinema and watch it again immediately.
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Wicked just made me SO HAPPY. Wanted to stay in the cinema and watch it again immediately.
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Bearded bro w/manbun: [whistling cheerfully, pouring sack of manure and thumbtacks into a big pot of marinara sauce]
New York Times: meet the firebrand who is disrupting the food service industry
New York Times: meet the firebrand who is disrupting the food service industry
November 25, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Bearded bro w/manbun: [whistling cheerfully, pouring sack of manure and thumbtacks into a big pot of marinara sauce]
New York Times: meet the firebrand who is disrupting the food service industry
New York Times: meet the firebrand who is disrupting the food service industry
Just checking the hands on this photo in case these disruptor bros aren’t real
A new publisher has claimed it aims to “disrupt” the books industry by publishing 8,000 books in 2025 alone using artificial intelligence (AI) 👇 www.thebookseller.com/news/new-pub... #BookSky
New publisher Spines aims to 'disrupt' industry by using AI to publish 8,000 books in 2025 alone
A new publisher has claimed it aims to “disrupt” the books industry by publishing 8,000 books in 2025 alone using artificial intelligence.
www.thebookseller.com
November 25, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Just checking the hands on this photo in case these disruptor bros aren’t real
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my favorite red hot chili peppers lyric is “do a little dance and then i drink a little water”. because that’s just good advice
November 24, 2024 at 7:25 AM
my favorite red hot chili peppers lyric is “do a little dance and then i drink a little water”. because that’s just good advice
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turns out no one wants to join me in the bathroom at work to have an important conversation about the future of the company over the lingering aroma of dave from accounting’s chili shits and wow did hbo’s industry ever steer me wrong
September 26, 2024 at 4:26 PM
turns out no one wants to join me in the bathroom at work to have an important conversation about the future of the company over the lingering aroma of dave from accounting’s chili shits and wow did hbo’s industry ever steer me wrong
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Ominous name for a condom
November 24, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Ominous name for a condom
Late to the party etc etc but Boybands Forever is wild. Gary Barlow before he had media training was such a little shit. And one of East17 has morphed into Paul Whitehouse.
November 24, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Late to the party etc etc but Boybands Forever is wild. Gary Barlow before he had media training was such a little shit. And one of East17 has morphed into Paul Whitehouse.
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A big part of anxiety is just being very suspicious of yourself. Like I'm not exactly sure what I'm up to but I don't trust this guy, vibes are off.
November 24, 2024 at 12:32 AM
A big part of anxiety is just being very suspicious of yourself. Like I'm not exactly sure what I'm up to but I don't trust this guy, vibes are off.
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Accidentally mixed up grandmas burial instructions with her world famous pulled pork recipe. What a mess lol
November 24, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Accidentally mixed up grandmas burial instructions with her world famous pulled pork recipe. What a mess lol
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So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard
November 23, 2024 at 2:22 AM
So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.