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Gerry McBride
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Really useful engine.
You don’t have to understand Bad Bunny to enjoy it. I’ve been playing Final Fantasy for a week.
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
How has there not been a WWE pay per view called Wuthering Fights
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
We’re watching the Puff Daddy documentary and it sure seems to be confirming a lot of things that were blatantly obvious to me, at fifteen, in Monaghan
February 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
You know nothing, Crow
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Big YouTube Saturday for me

NEW Botchamania
NEW Angry Video Game Nerd
NEW Wha Happun
NEW Secret Galaxy
February 7, 2026 at 11:29 PM
“I wish to be an important mogul”

*monkey paw curls*
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I was at the doctor for a checkup, and it turns out I have a resting heart rate of 50bpm which is apparently very good. It surprised the doctor, that’s for sure. They blew on the heart checker thingy like it was a Nintendo cartridge and checked me again.
February 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
We watched Predator: Badlands. Turns out, we don’t call them ‘Predators’ anymore, they are now known as ‘Yautja’. Which is the same noise someone in a cartoon makes when they hit their thumb with a hammer.

I could have worded that joke better but it’s been a day. I’m sure you all get the gist.
February 7, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Reposted by Gerry McBride
This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂

Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Can you drink alcohol while on heavy painkillers?

Nah wait y’know what, I can figure this out myself
February 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
sweet
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I gotta start eating right. Exercise more. Get regular checks. Stay healthy and well. We all do. We have fresh purpose now. We have to stay alive long enough to see Andrew Mountbatten get served at least one Christmas dinner in jail.
February 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM
The scourge of the 440ml can has hit the republic.
February 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I have a sore back. I went to the GP, gave them 70 Euro and they told me that yes, I have a sore back.
February 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
My back is sore. Here’s an easy way to remember how to get better:
Rest is best.
Ice is nice.
Heat works a treat.
DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS
February 5, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I threw my back out this morning... if I go to the Swiftcare clinic, are they likely to do anything for me? Like a cortisone injection or whatnot. I don't think I'm fit to drive across town to just be told to ice it and rest.
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Remember, if we don't pay these people astronomical amounts of money then they're just going to get snapped up!
February 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Our girl hoops
It’s not just football tricks that President Catherine Connolly has up her sleeve – she can also score an impressive backwards basketball shot.

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February 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
First images leak of Paul Mescal as Peter O'Hanra-Hanrahan
February 4, 2026 at 12:29 PM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I feel this happens way more often than it should. Granted, this is only the second time I’ve heard of this exact thing happening, but when it’s this specific, twice surely counts as a lot.
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
We watched the Chevy Chase documentary at the weekend. I went in expecting to have every bad comment about him confirmed, but really he seems to have been more like Liz Lemon in 30 Rock, who learned later in life that everyone at school thought she was a bully and hated her.
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Fuck salted caramel, and all belonging to it
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Was queuing to pay in a shop today and there were a bunch of crosses made from reeds beside the till.
“Sure I’ll take one of these while I’m at it” I said to the cashier.
Listen, it was an Imbolc purchase
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
There’s a wonderful moment every time I order a Chinese when I remember that I don’t have to limit myself to just one carb. I can have rice AND chips. Or chips AND noodles. Or even rice AND noodles. Fuck it… CHIPS AND RICE AND NOODLES
February 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM