Andrew Bushell
@sunastin.bsky.social
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I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
February 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
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It’s absurd that we still use a 12 month calendar. It makes way more sense mathematically to have 10 months in a year built around the cycles of devouring from our enchantress of the sea. Ok, a couple of questions I also want to get ahead of about the enchantress and please try to stay open minded.
January 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It’s absurd that we still use a 12 month calendar. It makes way more sense mathematically to have 10 months in a year built around the cycles of devouring from our enchantress of the sea. Ok, a couple of questions I also want to get ahead of about the enchantress and please try to stay open minded.
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please stop responding to this to tell me that I’m going to regret throwing away some of her drawings. no I won’t. you do not understand the sheer volume of art this child produces. it’s like 5+ identical drawings of our family a day. she’s prolific. warholesque
carefully placing the adorable drawing my four-year-old has brought me onto the pile of 1000 other adorable drawings and letting it cure for a few weeks until it's ready to throw in the trash
January 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
please stop responding to this to tell me that I’m going to regret throwing away some of her drawings. no I won’t. you do not understand the sheer volume of art this child produces. it’s like 5+ identical drawings of our family a day. she’s prolific. warholesque
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Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
December 8, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
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me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
December 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure
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(Ebenezer Scrooge on his way to debut his new “fun” persona to the family of the employee he’s impoverished:) Maybe I’ll razz Bob a little bit when I get there. I think we have that kind of relationship
December 14, 2024 at 4:11 PM
(Ebenezer Scrooge on his way to debut his new “fun” persona to the family of the employee he’s impoverished:) Maybe I’ll razz Bob a little bit when I get there. I think we have that kind of relationship
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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
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If this United Healthcare shooting has taught me anything. It’s that this must have been what the Munchkins felt like when a house killed the Wicked Witch of the East and out stepped Judy Garland
December 10, 2024 at 12:33 PM
If this United Healthcare shooting has taught me anything. It’s that this must have been what the Munchkins felt like when a house killed the Wicked Witch of the East and out stepped Judy Garland
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COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 AM
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
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my daughter came home from school upset because she didn't "bring a circle." I guess it was "bring a circle" day. "Everyone else brought a circle!" okay, first of all, I didn't know about bring a circle day. second, what the hell are you talking about
December 4, 2024 at 12:10 AM
my daughter came home from school upset because she didn't "bring a circle." I guess it was "bring a circle" day. "Everyone else brought a circle!" okay, first of all, I didn't know about bring a circle day. second, what the hell are you talking about
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Who even thinks of this shit
December 4, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Who even thinks of this shit
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the "an average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid is actually just a statistical error. an average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
the "an average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid is actually just a statistical error. an average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
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me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
November 19, 2024 at 9:50 PM
me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
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Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
November 13, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.
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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.
November 19, 2024 at 3:14 AM
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.
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ya best start believing in zoos, mr. damon. we bought one!
November 12, 2024 at 3:14 AM
ya best start believing in zoos, mr. damon. we bought one!
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If anyone wants to read some good blog posts from today, I've curated a list.
1. The great @tomscocca.bsky.social defector.com/last-time-wa...
1. The great @tomscocca.bsky.social defector.com/last-time-wa...
Last Time Was Lucky | Defector
Welcome to Margin of Error, a politics column from Tom Scocca, editor of the Indignity newsletter, examining the apocalyptic politics and coverage of Campaign 2024. On the last day of vamping about op...
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November 6, 2024 at 11:33 PM
If anyone wants to read some good blog posts from today, I've curated a list.
1. The great @tomscocca.bsky.social defector.com/last-time-wa...
1. The great @tomscocca.bsky.social defector.com/last-time-wa...
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I wish I was as sure of anything as my mom is when a sitcom is trying to pass off a regular baby as a newborn baby
October 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
I wish I was as sure of anything as my mom is when a sitcom is trying to pass off a regular baby as a newborn baby
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was 326,332!
September 16, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was 326,332!
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what the fuck is that
July 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
what the fuck is that
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I’m no Biden fan but I have to admit this was a classy way to bow out
July 21, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I’m no Biden fan but I have to admit this was a classy way to bow out
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Attendant: Sir, you can’t bring that animal on the plane.
Me: He’s registered I have the paperwork
Attendant: No, I mean he won’t fit.
My Anxiety Elephant: *senses my anxiety*
Me: He’s registered I have the paperwork
Attendant: No, I mean he won’t fit.
My Anxiety Elephant: *senses my anxiety*
May 29, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Attendant: Sir, you can’t bring that animal on the plane.
Me: He’s registered I have the paperwork
Attendant: No, I mean he won’t fit.
My Anxiety Elephant: *senses my anxiety*
Me: He’s registered I have the paperwork
Attendant: No, I mean he won’t fit.
My Anxiety Elephant: *senses my anxiety*
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Any machine can be a smoke machine if you operate it poorly enough
May 30, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Any machine can be a smoke machine if you operate it poorly enough