Ron Iver
@ronnui.bsky.social
Super desperate for you to like me
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This is really the perfect use of generative AI: to create a report whose purpose is solely to exist as A Report, which no one is supposed to read because no one involved in its creation even pretends to have the slightest genuine interest in the actual facts at issue.
Seven of the sources cited in MAHA commission's report do not exist:
“The paper cited is not a real paper that I or my colleagues were involved with," says one researcher.
www.notus.org/health-scien...
“The paper cited is not a real paper that I or my colleagues were involved with," says one researcher.
www.notus.org/health-scien...
The MAHA Report Cites Studies That Don’t Exist
The Trump administration’s “Make America Healthy Again” report misinterprets some studies and cites others that don’t exist, according to the listed authors.
www.notus.org
May 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is really the perfect use of generative AI: to create a report whose purpose is solely to exist as A Report, which no one is supposed to read because no one involved in its creation even pretends to have the slightest genuine interest in the actual facts at issue.
Scientifically speaking, Miller High Life is one of very few physical fluids that make you want to go back and fight your old gym teacher
May 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Scientifically speaking, Miller High Life is one of very few physical fluids that make you want to go back and fight your old gym teacher
It's so funny the gov gave us IDs that aren't good enough. "Hey great job on that driving test here's your ID but be careful it sucks and it doesn't work, congrats though"
May 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's so funny the gov gave us IDs that aren't good enough. "Hey great job on that driving test here's your ID but be careful it sucks and it doesn't work, congrats though"
I am super allergic to cats and also cats are obsessed with me which I think is some sort of ancient greek mythological curse
March 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I am super allergic to cats and also cats are obsessed with me which I think is some sort of ancient greek mythological curse
I love that like 5000 years ago someone invented beer and was like hey guys this old bread water makes you fucking shred at karaoke
March 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I love that like 5000 years ago someone invented beer and was like hey guys this old bread water makes you fucking shred at karaoke
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alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we’ll play some baseball
March 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we’ll play some baseball
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putting live tesla stock updates on the TV and watching it go up and down with the homies like it’s the superbowl
March 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
putting live tesla stock updates on the TV and watching it go up and down with the homies like it’s the superbowl
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the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain
March 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain
Notice how whenever they "curb antisemitism" by making an example of people, it's always university protesters who don't say anything regarding Jews or Judaism and it's never grown packs of white men marching the streets with swastikas.
March 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Notice how whenever they "curb antisemitism" by making an example of people, it's always university protesters who don't say anything regarding Jews or Judaism and it's never grown packs of white men marching the streets with swastikas.
[watching the super bowl two weeks after the Eagles never responded to the letter I sent them about how good I would be on the team]
Me: I would have caught that
Me: I would have caught that
February 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
[watching the super bowl two weeks after the Eagles never responded to the letter I sent them about how good I would be on the team]
Me: I would have caught that
Me: I would have caught that
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I can't tell you how many people told me it was impossible for Joe Biden to remove one guy running the post office
The Trump administration has begun drafting an executive order that would kick off the process of eliminating the Department of Education, two sources say.
Trump administration drafting executive order to initiate Department of Education’s elimination | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has begun drafting an executive order that would kick off the process of eliminating the Department of Education, the latest move by President Donald Trump to swiftly carry ou...
www.cnn.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I can't tell you how many people told me it was impossible for Joe Biden to remove one guy running the post office
I bet there are so many congress members like "oh man this is going to be great for my next donor solicitation email"
February 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I bet there are so many congress members like "oh man this is going to be great for my next donor solicitation email"
Dem senators are like "this administration is dismantling our democracy. They must be stopped." and then when they're asked to confirm The Duke of Fascism to Secretary of State they're like "oh yeah for sure"
February 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Dem senators are like "this administration is dismantling our democracy. They must be stopped." and then when they're asked to confirm The Duke of Fascism to Secretary of State they're like "oh yeah for sure"
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president trump please save digg dot com
January 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
president trump please save digg dot com
I hate that TikTok got banned, my partner keeps making me do all the dances now
January 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I hate that TikTok got banned, my partner keeps making me do all the dances now
They're banning TikTok bc I made a video where I explained that technically a burrito is ravioli
January 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
They're banning TikTok bc I made a video where I explained that technically a burrito is ravioli
On the bright side, at least it can't get any worse. Hold on, I must take a comically voluminous sip of my beverage.
January 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
On the bright side, at least it can't get any worse. Hold on, I must take a comically voluminous sip of my beverage.
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Putting “guy who asked Adam Driver’s character the question in the middle of a Megalopolis screening” on my resume because nobody can fact check it
January 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Putting “guy who asked Adam Driver’s character the question in the middle of a Megalopolis screening” on my resume because nobody can fact check it
When I was 10 the Flintstones vitamin was basically the Limitless pill
December 16, 2024 at 6:34 PM
When I was 10 the Flintstones vitamin was basically the Limitless pill
Her: his insta explore is probably all girls in bikinis
My insta explore:
My insta explore:
December 14, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Her: his insta explore is probably all girls in bikinis
My insta explore:
My insta explore:
Sometimes twitter being overrun by weirdo chumps is actually very funny
December 14, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Sometimes twitter being overrun by weirdo chumps is actually very funny
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I love remembering that I wrote a draft in the middle of the night
December 13, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I love remembering that I wrote a draft in the middle of the night
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No I wont get up to pee, I’m too cozy. I’ll just lay here awake and think about how badly I have to pee
December 13, 2024 at 3:09 PM
No I wont get up to pee, I’m too cozy. I’ll just lay here awake and think about how badly I have to pee
"Joking about people you don't like being killed isn't funny. Real humor is voiceover videos of babies, car insurance commercials, and when people *I* don't like are killed"
December 13, 2024 at 5:07 PM
"Joking about people you don't like being killed isn't funny. Real humor is voiceover videos of babies, car insurance commercials, and when people *I* don't like are killed"
Jailer: You're gotta rot in here
Me, loves fermentation: Good rot or bad rot?
Me, loves fermentation: Good rot or bad rot?
December 13, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Jailer: You're gotta rot in here
Me, loves fermentation: Good rot or bad rot?
Me, loves fermentation: Good rot or bad rot?