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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Staring at these things is like his version of doing the Wordle every morning
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Wasn’t shit going on for him to be making these faces
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I really doubt that @hangmanpage.bsky.social is in the files, so, no, I doubt anyone that I admire is in there
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.

1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Taking drugs
To make music
To take drugs to.
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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You don’t hate the press enough.
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Disgusting for the current owner of The Onion to say this.
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Watching Rio Bravo and knowing Walter Brennan’s politics as I do, his performance reads to me as racist to old timey prospectors
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Nick Mullen's bit about how this is a terrible revelation for the micropenis community, that they really did not need the extra hate.
Attn @eliyudin.com @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social @pattymo.com:
DNA confirmed Hitler had a fucked up dick and balls
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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In light of recent news
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I am extremely disappointed that Charlotte Nichols MP continues to promote this frivolous and pointless campaign, rather than addressing the transphobia that actually led to Brianna Ghey being murdered.
On Brianna's 19th birthday, this morning I joined @cheshirepcc.bsky.social and the Brianna Ghey Legacy Project Phone Free Education campaign at the launch at Jodrell Bank of a new £150k initiative to make Cheshire the first county in the UK where ALL state high schools have lockable phone pouches.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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My wife put on a video about stuff that was popular on the day I was born and I know goddamn well these weren’t the two biggest movies.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Every single day you wake up, look at the news and see something like “parents are allowed to punch teachers now” and then “democrats believe they lost in 2024 for being too effective and likable”
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Baby’s not going to sleep so I’m making him do snapchat filters
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My baby just woke up. Yall still watching baseball!??
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I just gotta get this off my chest: I fucking hate Cava
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Found a lady who knits fedoras for babies and the pics are killing me
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“You didn’t have to talk to me like that” hmm probably did tho
October 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I think Hammer may name check everyone on this list during the Addams Groove
Chauncey Billups' co-defendants include: Big Bruce, Pookie, Sugar, Albanian Bruce, Spook, The Wrestler, Flappy, and Spanish G.

I'm 100% serious
October 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
To all of my mutuals who don’t follow wrestling, this lady tweeted this (left) and the responses she got made her crash out so bad that she ended up tweeting this (right) a few days later
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM