The Friggin Express
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Frustrations, absurdtions, randoom n’ rile
It looks like she’s taking credit for a potluck
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It looks like she’s taking credit for a potluck
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this isn’t your average everyday baggage, this is
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
this isn’t your average everyday baggage, this is
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I vaguely remember this - but goddamn
The headline doesn’t do it justice, but i can’t think of a better way to explain the movements of a shredder, carpet & tile extractor, and cement mixer between his homes, at key moments in 2008 and 2019, in just a few words
theintercept.com/2019/07/09/j...
The headline doesn’t do it justice, but i can’t think of a better way to explain the movements of a shredder, carpet & tile extractor, and cement mixer between his homes, at key moments in 2008 and 2019, in just a few words
theintercept.com/2019/07/09/j...
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I vaguely remember this - but goddamn
The headline doesn’t do it justice, but i can’t think of a better way to explain the movements of a shredder, carpet & tile extractor, and cement mixer between his homes, at key moments in 2008 and 2019, in just a few words
theintercept.com/2019/07/09/j...
The headline doesn’t do it justice, but i can’t think of a better way to explain the movements of a shredder, carpet & tile extractor, and cement mixer between his homes, at key moments in 2008 and 2019, in just a few words
theintercept.com/2019/07/09/j...
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Remember that time Steve Bannon destroyed a hot tub with acid that one time in 2015, and then kept emailing back and forth with Epstein right up until 2019
I vaguely remember this - but goddamn
The headline doesn’t do it justice, but i can’t think of a better way to explain the movements of a shredder, carpet & tile extractor, and cement mixer between his homes, at key moments in 2008 and 2019, in just a few words
theintercept.com/2019/07/09/j...
The headline doesn’t do it justice, but i can’t think of a better way to explain the movements of a shredder, carpet & tile extractor, and cement mixer between his homes, at key moments in 2008 and 2019, in just a few words
theintercept.com/2019/07/09/j...
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember that time Steve Bannon destroyed a hot tub with acid that one time in 2015, and then kept emailing back and forth with Epstein right up until 2019
“Don’t push me off the ramparts of your love & into the moat of solitude”
Me to my partner, obliquely referring to ex-Prince Andrew pushing Meatloaf in full armor into a castle moat yrs ago
Me to my partner, obliquely referring to ex-Prince Andrew pushing Meatloaf in full armor into a castle moat yrs ago
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“Don’t push me off the ramparts of your love & into the moat of solitude”
Me to my partner, obliquely referring to ex-Prince Andrew pushing Meatloaf in full armor into a castle moat yrs ago
Me to my partner, obliquely referring to ex-Prince Andrew pushing Meatloaf in full armor into a castle moat yrs ago
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majority and minority whips just hitting him on the head with a comical oversized hammer to change his vote
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
majority and minority whips just hitting him on the head with a comical oversized hammer to change his vote
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Breaking: JD Vance announces that he wants his wife to convert to Erika Kirk.
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Breaking: JD Vance announces that he wants his wife to convert to Erika Kirk.
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it gets tiring to keep explaining what it means to be poor to people.
it is not that poor people don’t know that cooking is cheaper:
cooking costs time. it costs pots and pans. it costs a working stove and your utilities on. it costs you’ve been on your feet all day and your babies are tired.
it is not that poor people don’t know that cooking is cheaper:
cooking costs time. it costs pots and pans. it costs a working stove and your utilities on. it costs you’ve been on your feet all day and your babies are tired.
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
it gets tiring to keep explaining what it means to be poor to people.
it is not that poor people don’t know that cooking is cheaper:
cooking costs time. it costs pots and pans. it costs a working stove and your utilities on. it costs you’ve been on your feet all day and your babies are tired.
it is not that poor people don’t know that cooking is cheaper:
cooking costs time. it costs pots and pans. it costs a working stove and your utilities on. it costs you’ve been on your feet all day and your babies are tired.
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Take a lesson from the Black Panthers who understood how to feed people
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Take a lesson from the Black Panthers who understood how to feed people
That no footage or anecdotes of him being cursed or sworn at to his face exists shows me how much fear he instills. Not a single optic comes to mind of someone sticking it to him, no shoe-wielding folk heroes
it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it
October 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
That no footage or anecdotes of him being cursed or sworn at to his face exists shows me how much fear he instills. Not a single optic comes to mind of someone sticking it to him, no shoe-wielding folk heroes
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1. that's not how this works
2. this is, like, six hours of pay
3. this is clearly Trump trying to message to the military that they are his personal army and reliant on his largesse
4. they're probably lying about this donation even existing
5. that's really not how any of this works!
2. this is, like, six hours of pay
3. this is clearly Trump trying to message to the military that they are his personal army and reliant on his largesse
4. they're probably lying about this donation even existing
5. that's really not how any of this works!
New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics
The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...
www.cnn.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
1. that's not how this works
2. this is, like, six hours of pay
3. this is clearly Trump trying to message to the military that they are his personal army and reliant on his largesse
4. they're probably lying about this donation even existing
5. that's really not how any of this works!
2. this is, like, six hours of pay
3. this is clearly Trump trying to message to the military that they are his personal army and reliant on his largesse
4. they're probably lying about this donation even existing
5. that's really not how any of this works!
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Rat stickers have turned out rather well!
October 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Rat stickers have turned out rather well!
Had a turn-of-the-century Rap/R&B playlist on this morning, starting w/ B2K’s Bump Bump Bump & after stopping to look at the artists, it was as many since outed SO’s as my Metal playlist is full of assholes & Classic Rock playlist full of both
October 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Had a turn-of-the-century Rap/R&B playlist on this morning, starting w/ B2K’s Bump Bump Bump & after stopping to look at the artists, it was as many since outed SO’s as my Metal playlist is full of assholes & Classic Rock playlist full of both
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Mitch McConnell falls while being asked about ICE.
October 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Mitch McConnell falls while being asked about ICE.
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Mupparts, the best museum field trip
October 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Mupparts, the best museum field trip
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Saw someone post about how it's really fucked up that we all have to speculate about whether or not the FBI manufactured evidence to back their version of events. The thing is, you should always suspect that about law enforcement—these guys are just more clown-ish and obvious about it.
September 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Saw someone post about how it's really fucked up that we all have to speculate about whether or not the FBI manufactured evidence to back their version of events. The thing is, you should always suspect that about law enforcement—these guys are just more clown-ish and obvious about it.
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our top neurodivergents have good jobs in pharma so when u rly think about it,, autism causes tylenol
September 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
our top neurodivergents have good jobs in pharma so when u rly think about it,, autism causes tylenol
In the dark, I put the one hitter in my mouth backwards & got a dirty kiss
September 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In the dark, I put the one hitter in my mouth backwards & got a dirty kiss
But Allen West wasn’t on this album…
September 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
But Allen West wasn’t on this album…
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I can't find Cauliflower from hell
July 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I can't find Cauliflower from hell
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Gonna do terrible Photoshop edits of classic metal albums til I get bored with it
July 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Gonna do terrible Photoshop edits of classic metal albums til I get bored with it
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"autism announcement" but in the style of a gender reveal party would be like "it's trains autism!!!!"
"Autism Announcement": is this, like, a gender reveal party? Are there bombs and reams of confetti?
Think I’m going to get a lot of use out of this.
September 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"autism announcement" but in the style of a gender reveal party would be like "it's trains autism!!!!"