Squirmin Melville
@rhetorusrex.bsky.social
southern degenerate
Franchises like 007 are not real. You can just bring him back. Hell kill him five times a movie like a horror villain for all I care.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Franchises like 007 are not real. You can just bring him back. Hell kill him five times a movie like a horror villain for all I care.
considering a Buzz Osbourne, Druid cloak phase
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
considering a Buzz Osbourne, Druid cloak phase
a classic
The Feast of Sodom: Big Tits Amazon Commando
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
a classic
you don't STOP standing up to him though you piece of shit pansy spineless piece of shit motherfucker
go home, dig your own grave, crawl in it and let go
you're useless
go home, dig your own grave, crawl in it and let go
you're useless
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
you don't STOP standing up to him though you piece of shit pansy spineless piece of shit motherfucker
go home, dig your own grave, crawl in it and let go
you're useless
go home, dig your own grave, crawl in it and let go
you're useless
fuckin idiots
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
fuckin idiots
Someone should buy me a beer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Someone should buy me a beer.
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is it good when the dems in the house of representatives start calling for the senate to be abolished
I don't know what the Senate is going to do. But if they do in fact fold in exchange for nothing, they will be living up to past performance. To expect the Senate to carry out the will of the American people is to misunderstand why it was created in the first place.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
is it good when the dems in the house of representatives start calling for the senate to be abolished
This would be good.
Rumors had been stirring already. Doug Jones hints he will challenge Tommy Tuberville for Alabama governor. www.al.com/politics/202...
Alabama Democrat hints at 2026 rematch with Tommy Tuberville
The former senator took a swipe at Tuberville for his loyalty to Trump, saying he’s an example of new ultra-partisan Washington leaders.
www.al.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This would be good.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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i love a good "insane police officer" reddit post
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i love a good "insane police officer" reddit post
This is so on the nose I am checking my home for recording devices.
"It might not last as long as you think it will. It’s quicker now than it was in my day because teenagers don’t have the same attention span."
Advice for Your Teen Before They Have Sex or Before They Take the SAT?
1. This used to be a rite of passage, but for your generation, I believe it’s considered optional. 2. You may be asked questions that you’re not ex...
buff.ly
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is so on the nose I am checking my home for recording devices.
I quit the church a long long long time ago and would never go back but stuff like this reminds me why faith in something is very important.
"Jesus says" is another way of saying "my principles are" and a lot of folks couldn't articulate their principles without a bit of help, tbh.
"Jesus says" is another way of saying "my principles are" and a lot of folks couldn't articulate their principles without a bit of help, tbh.
Remember Rev. David Black, the Chicago pastor who was shot in the head with pepper balls? If you haven't heard him speak yet, listen to this.
To ICE: "You can repent"
To ICE: "You can repent"
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I quit the church a long long long time ago and would never go back but stuff like this reminds me why faith in something is very important.
"Jesus says" is another way of saying "my principles are" and a lot of folks couldn't articulate their principles without a bit of help, tbh.
"Jesus says" is another way of saying "my principles are" and a lot of folks couldn't articulate their principles without a bit of help, tbh.
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
Try me, fuck face.
Far-right pastor Joel Webbon declares that Christian nationalists are allowed to impose their values on everyone "because we're right": "Christians don't have to tolerate degeneracy, and degenerates absolutely must tolerate righteousness or they need to go to jail."
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Try me, fuck face.
So can we throw sandwiches at cops now??
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So can we throw sandwiches at cops now??
Ride a bike
You'll live forever
You'll live forever
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ride a bike
You'll live forever
You'll live forever
wild to think the heaviest song ever written was recorded in 1983
Half Life
YouTube video by Swans - Topic
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
wild to think the heaviest song ever written was recorded in 1983
I think ambition is overrated.
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I think ambition is overrated.
Can't pretend that I know how this industry works, but I wonder to what degree what The Onion and Defector have done could be duplicated elsewhere.
This is a really hard day and I want to just add as WIRED's politics editor -- WIRED's politics reporting isn't going anywhere. We are very much here and won't stop.
Please continue to read and support us - canceling your subscription to WIRED is not standing in solidarity with our journalists.
Please continue to read and support us - canceling your subscription to WIRED is not standing in solidarity with our journalists.
The key thing to watch here: they fired a Wired political reporter. That’s the title doing the most effective, pointed work. Teen Vogue’s stuff was culturally impactful, but less focused on investigating the administration. Within the Condé portfolio, Wired and the New Yorker are the canaries.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Can't pretend that I know how this industry works, but I wonder to what degree what The Onion and Defector have done could be duplicated elsewhere.
This is how we topple capitalism.
Every morning on my drive to work I choose one person in traffic that seems like they’re in a hurry and make sure to slow their commute by at least 10 minutes
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is how we topple capitalism.
I can't even scratch my balls in the break room anymore.
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I can't even scratch my balls in the break room anymore.
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You can’t gleefully cheer on the demonization and firing of civil servants in the place they all live then be upset that your neighbors don’t care if you live or die. Vogt said he wanted government employees scared to go to work, this is the political environment they built.
There's so many of these btw, NoVa right wingers realizing that their neighbors genuinely hate them
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
You can’t gleefully cheer on the demonization and firing of civil servants in the place they all live then be upset that your neighbors don’t care if you live or die. Vogt said he wanted government employees scared to go to work, this is the political environment they built.
I wasn't ready.
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I wasn't ready.
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The dynamics of the last 3ish decades are predicated on only republicans being allowed to coyly suggest that dems deserve to suffer and die, not for them to reply “you’re a piece of shit, I want to shoot you in the face” like the newly elected AG of Virginia basically did lol
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The dynamics of the last 3ish decades are predicated on only republicans being allowed to coyly suggest that dems deserve to suffer and die, not for them to reply “you’re a piece of shit, I want to shoot you in the face” like the newly elected AG of Virginia basically did lol