Squirmin Melville
@rhetorusrex.bsky.social
southern degenerate
These extreme lawn clearing videos are like the middle-aged dad version of zit popping videos. So satisfying.
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
These extreme lawn clearing videos are like the middle-aged dad version of zit popping videos. So satisfying.
considering a Buzz Osbourne, Druid cloak phase
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
considering a Buzz Osbourne, Druid cloak phase
Someone should buy me a beer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Someone should buy me a beer.
Ride a bike
You'll live forever
You'll live forever
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ride a bike
You'll live forever
You'll live forever
RIP to the og sith lord
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
RIP to the og sith lord
Just found this picture of Bjork and I'm going back to bed for just a minute.
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Just found this picture of Bjork and I'm going back to bed for just a minute.
This dude's been riding viral notoriety since the Obama administration but still can't pull a congregation large enough to necessitate an actual chapel.
November 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This dude's been riding viral notoriety since the Obama administration but still can't pull a congregation large enough to necessitate an actual chapel.
Go for a bike ride.
You'll live forever
You'll live forever
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Go for a bike ride.
You'll live forever
You'll live forever
Shout out to this dude on a riding lawnmower pulling his lady around in a cow costume.
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Shout out to this dude on a riding lawnmower pulling his lady around in a cow costume.
Reading some horror.
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Reading some horror.
He and Ken Burns rocking the same barber
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
He and Ken Burns rocking the same barber
💕Couples goals 💕
October 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
💕Couples goals 💕
Ride a bike you'll live forever
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ride a bike you'll live forever
Get that money girl
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Get that money girl
Experimenting w over-wintering pepper plants and I promise it's supposed to look like that.
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Experimenting w over-wintering pepper plants and I promise it's supposed to look like that.
Depression weather has arrived.
October 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Depression weather has arrived.
Spent the weekend installing arrow slits in my foundation.
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Spent the weekend installing arrow slits in my foundation.
the woods looked pretty dang cool today
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
the woods looked pretty dang cool today
Ride a bike and see cool shit.
You'll live forever.
You'll live forever.
October 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ride a bike and see cool shit.
You'll live forever.
You'll live forever.
No offense to this person but of all the things about college that have changed, the one thing that hasn't and shouldn't is that it should be challenging.
I would be more sympathetic if every student in the history of college didn't make this same complaint verbatim.
I would be more sympathetic if every student in the history of college didn't make this same complaint verbatim.
October 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
No offense to this person but of all the things about college that have changed, the one thing that hasn't and shouldn't is that it should be challenging.
I would be more sympathetic if every student in the history of college didn't make this same complaint verbatim.
I would be more sympathetic if every student in the history of college didn't make this same complaint verbatim.